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hey all, some people dream up some pretty weird scams or sabotages for the hell of it..
i was day dreaming at work yesterday, and thought it was be crazy to do this.
Get a job at an envelope making company, and put lsd on the part of the envelope where you lick it..... everyone in the world would be like.... whaaaats up? :stoned:
anyone else wanna contribute?
go for it and send toes envlops my way
but ud end up killing alot apeople that leftthe post office to go runn soem errunds
i dunno about that, because if i had no idea that i had just injested acid and i was driving, i would probably pull over and be like... maaaaaaybe i shouldnt drive....Quote:
Originally Posted by jakenthegentiles
WHY THE FUCK DID THAT PINK ELEPHANT JUST FLY MY CAR INTO THAT CHOCOLATE POOL!?
ahaha that's great! If I ever had that job, I would totally do it :rasta:
Get a job working for a company that makes cream-filled doughnuts and eclairs and whatnot, and jack off as many times daily in to the big vats of cream they have.
ahaha no wonder cops like donuts :D
you just get a job and youre already daydreaming? lol :D
Work at a place that uses some sort of animal hair to make wigs. Shave your body from neck to toe until you have a good sized container of the nastiest hair imaginable, and dump it in one of the containers they have for the animal hair.
While working at a whipped cream factory, disconnect one of the Nitrous Oxide hoses they use to charge the cans and enjoy the rest of the day.
Work at a factory that makes bleach. Fill tiny ballons full of ammonia and throw them in the bleach vats. The ballons will get popped somewhere along the line...
Become a mechanic and loosen random bolts on people's cars when no one's looking. You can also do this as a janitor in a garage.
lol did you make those up, or get them from somewhere?
I made them up.
Work at a post office and swap people's addresses by filling out those change of address forms.
Work as a mailman and steal any magazines that go to your route.
Become a cop, drink massive amounts of water, and take pisses in those water jug type water fountains. If your piss is clear, no one will know...
Get a job as a teacher and "accidentally" set the school on fire.
Get a job as a janitor at a school and destroy teachers' records of students that are really good or really bad. Or, for the really daring, swap the names of the students so the good kids get bad grades and bad kids get good grades.
lol those are good :thumbsup:
Work at a convenience store in the back. Take bottles of anything kind of thick, open them, empty a bit out and replace it with Ex Lax. Shake well, put the lid back on TIGHT.
lol this isnt really a sabotage, but it would be fucking funny if it was in a movie like Office Space:
get a cubicle job, and one day go crazy and ask a guy to hold a fish tank full of water, and throw a toaster in it
justinsane, i didn;t know you were jesus. why is that lsd on envelopes thing one of the most clever things ive ever heard? i dont know, but it is, if i was gay, and you were gay, i'd gladly give you a big sloppy rim job
Wait, why's he jesus?
I'M JESUS, BITCHES!
WORSHIP ME!
^^I'm only kidding...I don't want anyone killing me for Blasphemy.
Yea, I had to look that one up :cool:
You know what else I found!?
Bushmaster- A member of a savage aboriginal trible in Australia or Africa