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mine so far has to be a cuple of weeks back
we sleped in tent and got comletly recked:rasta:
i broght a big pack of serial think thay were coco pops and must of eaten 1/2 the pack then had the best idea in my life to lob the around tent each time i lobed sum i wd just sit thare for 5 minits crying with lafter
o and sum1 kicked a log out the camp fire and it went on my sleeping bag and cort fire lmao:D
ummm one night me and my friends got fucked up and my friend slipped me 3 ex lax chocolates....u know how chocolate is when yer high....lol....well yea the next day i was shitting my brains out....lol..
no the funniest thing was when me and like 10 people where fucked up and this one kid lost his glasses and was like crying oiver it.....he was going home cuz we woodnt share the spiced rum(hes a huge mooch) well after like an hour he stands up and looks at me....i was wearing his glasses the hole time...lol...he flipped out and left slamming my door and breaking a window so i threw a cup at him and he ran back and tried to open the door.....i grabbed it and was pulling it closed....he was pulling it open....finally i let go and he went flying like 5 feet off my back pourch into a huge mud puddle....lmfao it was so cruel but funny.....the next day i appologized for being an ass and gave him a gram of weed for free.and everything was fixed......what a fag
Umm, hard to say, especially since I haven't been a "teen" for 17 years. Thinking back it would have to be one particuarly bizarre acid trip.
Normally when I'd trip with my friends we'd stay together the entire time but for some reason, an hour or so into the peak, we all went our seperate ways. I ended up going to another friend's house but he wasn't home. His little sister let me in to wait and just watched as this total freak (Me) raided their cubbords. My friend came in the door and his sister ran over and said something like "your really weird friend is eating all of our food".
An hour or so later I was somewhere else when another friend reminded me I was supposed to be at school because we were having a basketball game and I played drums in the band. So I show up late, wearing a tie-dye, and still tripping my balls off. The band director gave me a bunch of shit but I was pretty much oblivious too it. Anyhow, I actually ended up playing better when I was tripping. Or at least I thought so.
After the game I met these two Born Again Christian girls who took me to a big party at their church for thier youth group. I wouldn't have gone but free pizza and the fact they had a band lured me in. So there I was, this long haired, tie-die wearing hippy, tripping on acid wandering around a party with a bunch of born again kids. Nobody knew, they were just amazed that anyone could be soooo happy.;)
The funnies time had to be in 8th grade when we were jumpin some one. We were playin but I stomped him in the head sorta a little too hard and I had to run because he was pissed lol.
i dunno man, my first acid trip, or senior year in HS. or so many other good times. too hard to tell, but i had alot of fun.
well it was new years eve.after the parties were over a bunch of us went back to the block.in the back of my homie slim's pad we got like a kickback room.there was 7 guys and two girls.one girl ended up naked with slim under a blanket.the other was being pulled in opposite directions by two different horny guys.she said im only gonna fuck one.whatever the rest of us left.
aftera lil bit we decided we want to see em so we sneak back in.we could hear em fucking and lauging and acting stupid.the both girls clothes and are homies clothes were on the floor in a pile.i stole the clotes and we ran outside and tossed em in the sewer and some on the roof.i seen my homie slim come out in a bedsheet saying what the fuck wheres the shit at.we were all lauging like crazy.my other homie wicked says come here homes they're right here.slim walks in the street and the homies take his sheet away.
he ran butt naked back in the house.then a taxi rolled up and two girls wrapped in bedsheets came running out of the house crying jumped in the taxi and left.i wonder how they paid.later we called there cell phone and we could hear it ringing in the sewer.
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hahahaha friendowl you are one crazy mofo
Wow..My funniest teen moment almost brings a tear to my eye...Because they were always with my best friend, may she rest in peace.:thumbsup:
I don't member much of them, I remember the first time we got high together. She walked in with a joint, and said I got this from a friend, I don't want to try unless you do, Wanan try?I was 13. So i was like yea sure..What's the worst could happen...Well needless to say, I never stopped...
My funniest time was when I turned 21...Fuck the teen years I was sheltered!My best friend and I drank 9 days before my 21st birthday, smoked, talked to some dude on the net that looked like he was smiling all the time, and invited him over...I call him Mr. Smiley:) Anywho...We drank ,we smoked,and we made out. Awesome...:)
growing uo in kentucky sounds like hell
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It was lame...It was hell, Good thing I was back and forth most of my teen years right?
Oh well...:)
back and forth from where.
is it true that people in kentuckdont own shoes
and sleep with their siblings
I was born in indiana, And my parents wanted me out of th gang bangin neighborhood, so they moved me to ky, then when they seen I was doing drugs there, they moved me back...So most of my teen years I spent back and forth to kentucky....
hahahhaha.....I don't know dude, sometimes I wonder...I own knee high boots several pairs of them, do you know what kind of looks I get?
And yes people will sleep with whoever is willing, They tried to get me, but I have yet to date, or fuck anyone who lives in kentucky...well besides my best friend but she is dead now, so yea no one n kentucky:):confused:
Oh my weed, I just realized how big of a loser I was saying i'm from kentucky, it's nothing to brag about....oh well.
just messing with you.
i bet you play banjo
lmao....Damn you caught me...
No, Can't say I do. But I know a guy that does lmao...:pimp:
my funnyest memory came from one of my mates trying to take a bucket (the pale of water and a cut 2 litre bottle of coke kind)
we used to smoke at my house with my mum down stairs and he would always shout for a bucket but there was no way i was setting it all up with my mum down stairs.
So one weekend he gets his house to him self and he takes great delight in setting up his bucket hes been shouting about for so long.
Well.....lights the hash, pulls the bucket.now instead of sucking up the smoke he pushs down and blows,as if that wasnt enuf we try and correct him and ends up sucking when the bottle when its is right down at the water and he just sucks up a mouth full of water.:stoned:
Funnyest thing iv ever seen with out a dout.alan partridge saying spastic on telly was a close second.
So I was like 13 or 14 and its almost the end of summer, and my moms on vacation for a week and my big sister and her fiance (morphine, my sister and ellery her fiance) come to visit me, my sister was 18 and her fiance like 20. so anyway we all get warped tour tickets and we plan to go see them but they aren't until the next night. The first night we all crash out at their hotel, 2 minutes away from a toy's r 'us; we spend most of the night in toys'r'us or fucking around in the stores around it until we finally go back and pass out. we wake up the next morning and decide to make it a road trip day to kill time before warped tour. We end up going to like 5 different beaches (and I have no idea WHERE they were) and spending the day there. So finally night time comes around and we go to warped and shit and we have a great time, saw my fav. band at the time(sugarcult) and blah blah blah so its night time and we need a place to stay, 'cause they only paid for one night on the hotel cause they thought they'd be leaving earlier. So we're driving and realize HEY
what about my house? We go back to my house and about an hour of being there my brother kicks us out 'cause he's having friends over. So we're driving around blahblahblah and we decide to go park the car in a park somewhere so we can just sleep. We somehow end up in P.A again (I live in NJ) and park in some public/camping park thingie. So Ellery is passed out 'cause hes been driving all day but morphine, my best friend, and I aren't; I decide I have to pee and everyone follows so we're figuring out how to pee outside on a tree and everyone else got it, except for me..and I ended up peeing all over my pants (ahahha) so we're laughing our asses off. I took off my pants in the car and we start passing out until someone comes POUNDING on the window, some ASSHOLE flings the door open and starts yelling at Morphine for us to leave cause we're being so loud, and I'm sitting there in my fucking underware trying not to laugh. Eventually we leave as to not get the police called on us but were told to "never come back" by the owner lol. So we FINALLY go park outside my house in this huge van and by time we all woke up someone was tapping on the windows trying to see if we were alive cause they were all fogged up from our breathing. That was one of the best times ever.
Man I don't know there were quite a few. My first time on shrooms was pretty special. Did them on my own and spent about hour an a half on my back in a field staring at the sky seeing amazing patterns. Then I saw a light flashing on the river and I half believed it was this big mushroom calling me so I went to investigate it. Had to crawl through hedges to get there and when I got there it turned out to be a night fisherman. Talked to him for half an hour absolutely off my face and then went home ha ha.
To be honest I think being in your twenties is more fun than being in your teens.
damn i wish i could remember my teens! lol:D
drugs...you gotta love em!:dance: :thumbsup: :dance:
haha funny story bfa, bit confused about that tho..u know 2 ppl named morphine?Quote:
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well anyways on the weekend of my 18th birthday me and a few girls rented a cabin at a state park bout 30 mins from my house, we wanted to have a trip weekend. Well ater we al got settled we decided to make our first drug shrooms, well that went off without a hitch nice trip finished by smoking a bowl...the next day we decided to do the acid...well thats where things got interesting...triping on acid in the woods is a great thing unless...you are with someone that has never taken acid before...we were all sitting around the fire trippin and this one girl jumps straight up outs her chair runs into the cabin screaming...comes back out with a roll of tp and climbs to the roof of the cabin...where she pulls down her pants and takes a leak...by this point I have no idea what the hell is going on. so she pees, wipes and returns to her chair by the fire and just sits there like nothing happened...so after we are all done tripping i ask her why she pissed on the cabin..she said the fire told her to go pee thats why she ran into the cabin screaming...then i asked her again why she chose to pee on the cabin(not like i cared cuz well hehe) she said 'cuz the cabin doesnt have a toilet'...well i just left it at that figured she was tripin and im not gona get a decent reason for her actions...so we just finished out the weekend with a nice roll and i do mean a nice roll:thumbsup: but the story of her pissin on the roof has been a favorite of everyones...even her cuz she still chuckles when i tell it