The Devil went down to Jamaica

... by Weird Al Yankovich (no copyright issues, freely downloadable, for all you people who don't know this song by now :) felt like sharing. In between all this negative Nancy MOM talk, the flaming threads, pple ripping on eachother...)


the devil went to jamaica
he was lookin' to sell some weed
he was doin' fine
they were standin' in line
it was excellent weed indeed
when he came across a young man
who was likewise peddelin' pot
and the devil slid down the beach to the kid
and said "boy lemme tell you what"
i guess you kinda figured i'm a reefer head of course
and after all this time
i guess that i'm
a connoisseur of sorts
now your stuff smells ok
but this could tranquilize a horse
i'll bet a million in cash
against your stash
coz i think mine's better than yours
the boy said "my name's johnny and you ain't smoked nothin' yet"
one hit of this grass
will kick your ass
you got yourself a bet
johnny roll a ball of hash
and make sure it's the bomb
coz the devil's got the kind of stuff
they smoked in vietnam
you'll get a million smackaroo's
in cash if you cash if you can cook,
but if you can't devil'll get your dope
the devil packed a bong
with a little acapulco gold
and resin flew from his fingertips
as he fired up his bowl
he filled that chamber all the way
and he took a mighty hit
as they passed it back and forth
it gave'em both a coughin' fit
when the bowl was finished johnny said
"hey man that stuff was great"
but fill your lungs with some of this
and prepare to vegetate
cannabis,apeeva,sweet mary jane
the devil's in the back yard fryin' his brain
zig zag filled with a diggity dang
hold on tight it'll hit you like a tank
the devil nodded off because he knew that he was stoned
and he asked if he could buy an ounce of the stuff that johnny owned.
johnny said "devil just come on back if you ever wanna catch a buzz"
i done told you once you son of a bitch,
mine's the best there ever was
then they
fired up doobies one by one,
ain't gonna stop 'til the bag's done
green as a bullfrog,
sticky as glue
granted you'll get high,
yes i do


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Leave it to "Weird" Al. A million people could've tried to write that and only "Weird" Al's would've came out perfect.

I thought at the end he said, "Granny, do you get high? Yes, I do."

Cannabis Sativa not apeeva.

You're too cool. Cannabis, apeeva... it is.

edit: Yeah, it's "Granny, do you get high? 'Yes, I do.'"

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

I thought at the end he said, "Granny, do you get high? Yes, I do."

Cannabis Sativa not apeeva.

You're too cool. Cannabis, apeeva... it is.

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lol! yeah Weird Al is a genious in his niche :D I used to think his humor was kinda lame but I've grown to appreciate him a lot. Just like Jack Black & Tenacious D. Them dudes crack me up.

Lol at the granny :D I actually only know 1 70+ person that smokes herb, makes ya think.

Sry for the spelling error haha apeeva, copy pasted it from some site, my bad :rolleyes:.

LOL!!

Dude, I've got that song... and sometimes I play it two or three times to laugh some.

Thanks for the lyrics...

Devil was a wuss...

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Originally Posted by Harvesthetic

lol! yeah Weird Al is a genious in his niche :D I used to think his humor was kinda lame but I've grown to appreciate him a lot. Just like Jack Black & Tenacious D. Them dudes crack me up.

Lol at the granny :D I actually only know 1 70+ person that smokes herb, makes ya think.

Sry for the spelling error haha apeeva, copy pasted it from some site, my bad :rolleyes:.

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lol tenacious d is my shit

with karate ill kick you ass
from here to right over there
oh yeah motherfucker
im gonna kick dairyair oh yeahhheeyeaaa
you broke the rules
now i pull out all your pubicares!!! lmao

i have that song!! its awesome:P

Sorry for blaming you, Harvesthetic. --------------------:clap:


That song's been stuck in my head, ever since...

My Mother is 61 and she loves "The Devil went down to Georgia", I'm calling her up tonight and playing her this.

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

My Mother is 61 and she loves "The Devil went down to Georgia", I'm calling her up tonight and playing her this.

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hahahahaha great :D
RK, love that song man :)
"with karate i'll kick your ass, here to tienanmen square" :D good stuff

Mariah, turtle.. lol i guess everyone already had it :) allright!

Yeah, she enjoyed it. :thumbsup: Thanks.