HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

WHY MASTERBATION IS BETTER THAN SEX

* You don't have to look your best.
* You never have to say "I love you", promise to mow the lawn, buy flowers/dinner, lie about the size of your hand's, etc.
* If you use your other hand it feels like someone else.
* You can use both hands and have and orgy.
* You don't have to promise to call in the morning.
* As long as you're careful you'll never end up with the wet spot.
* You can make it last for hours, if you do it a certain way.
* You can do it wherever there is a public toilet which has a private cubical.
* You don't need to make an appointment in advance.
* It doesn't really make you go blind, not unless your hand slides off the end and you poke yourself in the eye.
* It's cheaper...you don't have to use those pesky condoms.

"It doesn't really make you go blind, not unless your hand slides off the end and you poke yourself in the eye."

sad but true, thats why i wear glasses :(

lmfao omg mole u are awsome :D:D

hahahah all of its true

haahahahah yeah masterbaitin is fun but i would reather have u baby ;)

You're really a guy, aren't you.

IS WHO A GUY??? IF U MEAN ME NOPE U JUST CHECKED IM DIFFENETLY NOT A GUY :D:D

wen i hav sex i feel like im cheating on my wrist :D

lmfao dog,,,,,,,, :D

haahahahahahahah dog!!!!!!!!! ;)

my god, you people are sick...all this talk of masturbation...don't you know its unnatural? touching yourself, that's plain gross

what I do, I just get some peanut butter and a really tiny dog (the kind that go real fast because they're so tiny, a terrier I think, they have nice small tounges) I put the peanut butter on my willy, and the dog licks it all off! easy, clean, and completely non-sinful!

plus you don't need safety goggles.

lmfao haahahahahahah omg i love this guy lmao where have u been ;)

hiding under a rock. it was uncomfortable, and there was no toilet, so I left. now I'm under your window, waiting to be let inside so I can go to the bathroom...

LOL I UNLOCKED THE DOOR JUST WALK IN ;)

but the door is so un-stalker-like...can't I just be creepy in the bushes for a while longer?

LMAO OKOK HIDE IN THE BUSHES AS LONG AS U LIKE :D:D:D

wtf ,what happened to the bbq?


Dog u fecker your so funny omg. and Ammie *naughty!*

ammie is not naughty ;)

ammie is SO naughty. so very, very naughty!

lmfao u guys im a good gurl ;) :p

the good girls are naughty wtf ammie u better behave yourself u silly goose;)

oh snap thats why they invented the net to see the good girls gone wild:p

u buger:D

anyway carry on just passing through wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:D

hahaahahahahahahah lola i love u always get me smilin ;)