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Seeming as how none of us with probably ever meet each other. Why not share your deepest secret.
I'll start it out: The place I used to work at, my manager and assistant manager were married. I slept with the assistant manager, her husband doesn't know. Now they are divorced. There was a vicous rumor going around the place that we were sleeping together, which we of course denied. The only people that know the truth, are me and this chick. (and anyone reading this i guess...)
this reminds me of conan obrians skit, Secreeeeeeeets(whisper voice). sorry I don't have one for you, maybe the next guy.:)
Secrets....
Hmmmm
On Tuesdays I like to do my laundry naked and hang around the house and just read books or watch t.v. or go on cannabis.com. No reason really, just no one is home, and I consider myself an exhibitionist....when I'm alone.
i was dating this girl, and i slept with her bestfriend...taking her virginity
When you were fucking your assistant manager I was at your house giving it to your mother.
I was escorted out of a building after midnight for attempting to break into a copy room so I could do my job. Yaay for hidden cameras and local police.
I once walked into the girls bathroom (I'm a guy) at my school because 1) I was a freshman and didn't know where I was and 2) the door was open so I didn't see the sign.
Needless to say, it was very, very embarassing.
lol, if that's your most embarrasing moment you're one lucky fellow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Awill3449
I killed someone when I was 14... I shot him with my fathers 45... I threw him into the river and people searched for him for weeks...
Three years later during a drought his body peaked through the water and two kid found it... The cops ruled it an accident because there was branches and rocks there,they assumed he had tripped and hit his head on a rock... They never mentioned anything about the bullet hole in his head... Man was I fuckin relieved!!!
I'll be over next Tuesday. Count me in.Quote:
Originally Posted by thebathroom
yes, I know... because that was me......Quote:
Originally Posted by Skink
and now I know who did it, I'm coming for you now....
I used to steal razor blades from art class and use them to give myself tattoos when i was in junior high... hey its a secret
Changed my mind.
HOW?Quote:
Originally Posted by bedake
are the tattoo's still there or are you talking about scarification?
I've peed on every house on my block. Except one, that has like three dogs and those automatic lights.
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Originally Posted by thebathroom
well id cut designs on like my legs, and then rub ink into em. They stayed for a couple of months but then disapeared, but i also used to be into scarification.
the tattoos, i was kinda like uh suicidal back then too, not in the emo way hah i didnt tell anyone and attempted it, but yea im better now i realized lifes to short to be depressed.
Also, sometimes I write pleasant messages on napkins and leave them in the washrooms at taco bell.
I like to make sticker art and put it all around my city, and when I used to go to highschool. No one ever knew it was me. I am the stealthiest of all guerilla artists.
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Originally Posted by bedake
I'm really into body modification like that too, but don't have anything done....yet.
But I'm glad you are not suicidal anymore, haha before it was even cool.
niccce.. that is my new goal! im going to piss on everyones house during this boring winter-vacation..:thumbsup: :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Funkamander
i cant wait!!!:dance: :dance: :D
WTF? WHEN WAS IT COOL??? CUZ I MUST HAVE MIST IT!!!?!?!?! PEOPLE DONT EVER STOP PICKING ON ME AT MY HIGHSCHOOL CUZ I WAS IN A PSYCH-WARD.. HOW IS IT COO:L!!?!?! TELL ME:mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by thebathroom
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Originally Posted by paperlunatic
EMO.
<secret> I think I'm at the lowest point of my entire life and I have no idea what to do now. </secret>
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Originally Posted by thebathroom
sticker art is bad ass
not that related but i used to print out anti RIAA stickers and go to record stores and put them on EVERY metallica disc i saw. they said WARNING buying this record funds lawsuits against childeren, RIAAradar.com
and e will make you depressed and shit :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by bedake
dude, i wanna roll with you sometime
i used to like my best friend's gf, and i hit on her softly occassionally. didnt fuck her or anything, but one night we rolled with her brother, and we gave massages.
ur gunna make me crack man.. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME FUCKING EMO!! :mad: THERE IS A GOD DAMN DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EMO = ACTING DEPRESSED CUZ THEY THINK ITS COOL , aND MENTAL-ILLNESS .. PICKING ON SOME ONE ABOUT A MENTAL ILLNESS IS LIKE PUSHING A HANDI-CAP DOWN A STAIR CASE:mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by thebathroom
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Originally Posted by bedake
I LOVE THAT!!
It's like....protesting quietly. Do you know who Banksy is?
If not, visit http://www.banksy.co.uk/ surely you won't be dissapointed.
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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
I'm at a pretty low point too, I'm about to have my financial aid revoked for next quarter. If that happens im not gonna have to drop out of college. Kinda freaked out i have no idea what to do. if im not in school i cant live with my parents, im unemployed uneducated and have no skills or much work experience at all... my life might get very crappy soon if its revoked
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Originally Posted by paperlunatic
I didn't mean it like that at all towards anyone who is actually depressed and I am so sorry if you took offence to that. I just think it's silly all these kids who think it's cool to be depressed nowadays. But I'm not saying you are one of them. No sir.
When I read that one about doing laundry naked, I thought it was you under another name. What worries me is that when I read about a guy doing laundry naked, I thought of you.Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
<<cyber hugs to bedake>>
p.s
I love graffiti with meaning
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Originally Posted by bonsaiguy
We'll I'm a lady...but does that make it any less wrong? It shouldn't.
And remember, being naked is not indecent. Being forced to wear clothes is.
Dude i really want to do branding like with a pyrography pen, that shit is cool! i think it is illegal in ohio though, but that doesnt stop people around here from doing it after hours haha. I hear it hurts 10x more than a tattoo and smells reallly baad
branding is a bitch, but looks awesome; I'm into scarification but not skin peelings or branding >.< Body mods = love.
Oh I know. I'm too scared that I will jump out of my seat and they will mess it up real bad.
EDIT: BABY!! why are you not in chat?
I'm told that after they get started the extreme pain basically numbs your nerves. lol, does that make sense?
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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
that makes sense i think, tattoo are like that arnt they like after awhile you cant feel it, i dunno havent ever had one, too expensive for me right now haha.
i wonder how many people pass out from branding heh
No, it's still disturbing that my first thought was "this must be beachguy under another name".Quote:
Originally Posted by thebathroom
And you're correct, there is nothing wrong with nudity in the right place and time. For example, nudity is probably a bad idea at Disneyland. Definitely a bad idea at Neverland.
I used to work in La Senza, the lingerie shop, and me and the other girl that had to open and sort new underwear that arrived in, just put some of the boxes out the back door because hardly anyone went there and collected them when we finished. Ooooh thats so bad isnt it, I was only 16/17 - ended up with a shitload of sexy underwear for free.
Looking back that was a bad thing to do, but we used to try and justify it by saying our wage wasnt high enough. And the boss was a bitch.
^ the manager where i used to work was a complete dick to his wife, she needed to leave him. us sleeping together gave her some motivation to finally get away...thats how i justify it at least.
ganja bob~ BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I have seen my gfs bestfriend naked (we had naked cuddles), almost kissed her a few times, and just in general have a thing for her.