a Clever question answered...

So there's this little guy I know that drives a Hummer and regularly parks in a handicapped spot at a local ski area because he believes the spot is only reserved for handicapped during the summer waterpark season. While everyone looks at him in disgust as he unloads his skis, he gets a boner because he feels he can beat the ticket because there isn't a regulation ramp from the spot.

So I try to empathize...I try to search through my brain and come up with a stage in my life where I would have parked my big fucking Hummer in a handicapped spot at a ski area every weekend, just because I believed the space shouldn't be labeled handicapped. Happily, I can't remember being that screwed up.

But that's where I've been, Clever. Walking a little further, lugging my gear right passed this big Hummer parked under a handicapped sign...reading his posts on another MB where I'd been a founding member among friends...

And how have you been?

That made my brain melt.

Ha, it was just a new thread as to not hijack someone else's, while still answering a question.
Just put some ice on it...mine melts all the time.

OMG ski I think Iâ??m gonna cryâ?¦

I thought perhaps you had run off with HD and I was getting pissed of because every time I went to the mail boxâ?¦.there wernt any pictures : (

It is so fâ??ing good to hear from you. What happened to the girls ??? Tell me how good they were to you : )))

You dirty SOB and a Hummer at thatâ?¦..they call people like you the great white Satan these days.

O ski tell me more of your adventures?

likem


P.S. It took me forever to find this thread....duh. Ski babe that was my thread and you can jack it anytime you like....he he

huh?

On a happier note...I can now fully attest to the miracles found when properly curing. My harvest came up just a little shy of one pound, which I've done my best to share with lots of friends. I was a little bummed with early samples, but after about 30 days of nearly religious curing---removing them from the Tupperware and letting them breath for a bit, then back into the dark, 70F space---it turned out fairly awesome.

There is freedom and power at being able to create your own worthy weed. I'll be starting a new crop next month. It's indoor again, but our local temps can be brutally cold, and my grow room can get frosty before mid-March.

I've also found that every MB has it's share of dicks, but there are more cool people around here than anywhere else. I like to get high and watch stupid movies like Road Trip. And only when I'm a little drunk and very stoned would I have the balls to ask my wife to put on a Japanese schoolgirl uniform.

To answer your question Iâ??ve been drowning in a sea of papers and professors who blah blah blah all the time. Iâ??ve been busy as hell and I havenâ??t been posting as much. I never make it down to the cellar anymore to see whatâ??s going onâ?¦.no reason to : (

But Iâ??m glad you used your vacation for something groovy. So tell me about all about everything.

Are you getting ready for spring?????

: )

Iâ??m so very glad that she turned out wellâ?¦I knew that she would. ; )

I can imagine how good that feels to bring a crop all the way home. So how many more do you think you have in you before the action figures set up camp somewhere else and the cherry tomatoes donâ??t work anymore..???/////ha ha ha.

Yes indeed dicks everywhereâ?¦normally I wouldnâ??t complain but you are rightâ?¦..you could have stayed right here and I would have told you thatâ?¦hell I would have even given you evidence to support it.

I canâ??t believe that your wife doesnâ??t think that SHE is a Japanese school girl by now :D

Well, we're building two additions to our house this summer, so I want to design a secret room that will buy me an extra five years from a curious child. But I'm good for a couple more crops. I gave her two CFL's and she's been growing wildflowers all winter in our living room. She's even taken flowers she's grown to her teacher.

You have a prof giving you troubles?

If i saw that, id attempt slashing those goofy ass tires, Key the fuck out of it, metal pipe through window.

For one i HATE hummers, actually all SUVS unless you live in the african safari or actually have a reason for driving something that gets 15 mpg i dont ever want to hear you complain about gas prices jackass, you are the reason they are high. I hope your overcompensating SUV rolls over 8 times throwing you out the window at 40 mph.

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If i saw that, id attempt slashing those goofy ass tires, Key the fuck out of it, metal pipe through window.

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Ha, I've been given the job of making him cry like a young girl, but for another offense: posting personal info on another MB and asking people to call and flame.

O I canâ??t tell you how many times just last week that I wished I had a secret room. Seriously itâ??s a dream of mine.

I bet youâ??re just salivating over the idea of designing your hidey holeâ?¦ I would be. Now youâ??ll have all the boyâ??s on the block wanting to play at youâ??re house : )

Prof and everything else gives me trouble. : D

P.S. what did I tell ya great white Satan

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Originally Posted by bedake

If i saw that, id attempt slashing those goofy ass tires, Key the fuck out of it, metal pipe through window.

For one i HATE hummers, actually all SUVS unless you live in the african safari or actually have a reason for driving something that gets 15 mpg i dont ever want to hear you complain about gas prices jackass, you are the reason they are high. I hope your overcompensating SUV rolls over 8 times throwing you out the window at 40 mph.

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Ski I told you I could show you "Prof"......ROFL.

*just snap my fingers and BAM*

Can handicapped people ski? They shouldn't be labled handicapped if they can ;) regardless, the guy is an asshole with a small penis, :)

ROFL

I think 129 lidies out there might want to weigh in on that.

Yeah, there's even racing for people with mono ski chairs and there are outriggers for people with one leg. I worked at a mountain where they used to offer lessons for blind people.

Imagine living some protected, sheltered life 'cause you grew up blind...then mom finally says wtf and takes you skiing. The people that taught blind people to ski loved their jobs, but they got shitty tips.

And the Hummer guy does have a classic tiny penis complex.

So are you going to comfront him? Or continue to do nothing?

ski

I just realized that I misinterpreted just about half of the shit you just told me......(stoner.) I'm better now : )

I'm glad you have decided to return. Have you heard from our friend? I talked (typed) to him just the other day. He seems to be the same as ever....not that I figured he'd changed or anything.

Now that you're back maybe I'll start making more trips downstairs...

I'm glad you said hello.