Ever Happened to You Before??

This happened to me awhile ago and has happened a couple times before. So we were smoking a fat ass blunt and then we were faded as fuck and then we decided we were hungry so we go to jack in the box and funnisest shit happened. A fukin big ass retard and his retard wife come in and say some of the stupidest shit and of course i cant stop laughing. So i get this crazy uncontrollable laughing attack you know how it is and then i remember just waking up and i think i passed out from laughing so much. It was soooo crazy i couldnt even stop. Then a few days ago i was blazed as a bitch and dukin same shit happpened. So crazy...ever happen to any of you before.

I was stoned as hell once while i was still in High school and I was In the bathroom. And this big fat retard who looked like a giant potatoe comes running into the bathroom with his pants around his ankles, desparate to take a piss. Funniest moment of my life.

sometimes when i get stoned and i go home and still my brother he trip the fuck outta me. he sais the most random shit, like hes high too or something. and one time he had his funny little asain friend over and he was cracking me up too.

me and my buddy were high in BK and a gay midget and his nonmidget lover walked in and kissed while eating the same french fry. i had one of those chocolate moose cakes they have and all of a sudden i say i bet he can fit in this box! we start crackin up so hard that my buddy threw up his chicken fries on the table

This one time me and my friends were rolling up to 7-11 high as hell, and I'm in the backseat. So as the two in the front are getting out, I'm looking outside the window, and I see this car pull up and it's these two black women twins in the front, and in the back there is this black guy with those huge birthday balloons. He must have had a bunch of those balloons, cause the guy was like being squished against the window because the balloons are taking up so much space. It was just the most random, funniest fucking thing I've ever seen.

Man -- if I been smoking the cheebah enough, and some one says some thing straight up incredibly funny, or something crazy happens, I laugh my fucking ass off, and can't even stop at times. I know all about it, doesn't happen often but when it does -- oh man

i went to school high and my first period was spanish and my buddy who i smoked with that morning was called on and he had no fucking clue what was happening. and everything he said didnt make since at all and his translations were screwed up(cant blame him) and then the teacher was like,"i think i know your problem, you dont know english." i mean, the teacher is a straight up bitch, but i couldnt stop laughing. caught me a dirty look from the teacher but it was well worth it.

i always end up cracking up in drive thrus too cause nothing but crackheads work at the ones near my house and i look at them and just cant stop laughing.

man, i never laugh at mentally retarded... that's just straight cruel...

i do remember once we were at a drive through and the people were getting pissed cause they were mad understaffed so the guy, as he is handing us our food, (we can hear some lady at the drive through going "IS ANYONE THERE? HELLO? HELLO? HELLO?" in the most annoying voice ever) and the guy goes "lady shut the FUCK UP, this is NOT MY NIGHT, i'm FUCKING GETTING TO YOU, SO CHILL THE FUCK OUT YOU CRAZY BITCH" we laughed hysterically and told him he did the right thing and he laughed and we drove off. good times.

this one time i was blazed in applebees and some dude with no nose came in...he just had a hole in his face where his nose was supposed to be...i didnt knoe whether to laugh or be fucken scared.....i looked once and couldnt keep lookin tho that shit was creepy

one time after me and my friend smoked some good dro, we went to the corner store for some food. well this dude in a tanktop walks in,with ONE fuckin arm. one arm. and he buys this 24 pack of beer.so hes just standing behind us,and i cant stop laughing. i had to go to the candy section so i could get my laughter out. then when we left, this lady asked us to help her carry these groceries because her little son couldnt carry it, she was like poor so we helped her..

haha funny ass stories what would this world be like without bud i cant even imagine.

Yes, when something is suppose to be funny when I'm high and it's extremely funny I cant stop laughing even if I want to.

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Originally Posted by stayblazed88

this one time i was blazed in applebees and some dude with no nose came in...he just had a hole in his face where his nose was supposed to be...i didnt knoe whether to laugh or be fucken scared.....i looked once and couldnt keep lookin tho that shit was creepy

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Michael Jackson man.

Oh, and one time in WH Smiths with my dad, he saw this magazine called 'Vintage Tractors' or something like that, and starts doing these impressions of farmers going 'ooh aaarh, tractors!'. As he was doing it, this arm came out from behind us and grabbed a copy. We just burst out laughing.

hahah damn those stories are funny as fuck