Do you believe in God, then you'll LOVE this enlightening post!

:stoned: ;) Believe in God? Well, check this shit out. We all know that the great and only one created everything in this universe, but did you know that God IS everything in this universe?! He is the AIR, the ATOMS, the BACTERIA, the ELEMENTS (therefore, he is LITERALLY THE GLASS PIPE YOU MAY HAVE), the SMOKE, the MUSIC, and I need I say it....THE WEED AND THE DRUGS!!!!!!!:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :dance: Therefore when you light up, DON'T GET PARANOID, DON'T GET DEPRESSED, DON'T FEEL LIKE A LOSER....TAKE ALL THE FUCKIN DRUGS YOU WANT!!!!:thumbsup: Just don't get caught by the cops (but just remember that God is the BARS - remember, the ELEMENTS). And if you get cancer or bronchitis, or whatever illness from drugs (I prefer the term "Nature's Own") just remember also: GOD IS THE DISEASE!:D :thumbsup: AKUNA-FUCKIN-MATATA!!!!:thumbsup: :rasta: :pimp:

that's really really horrid reasoning. and this is coming from someone who believes in a God of some sort.

hmm...i dont feel enlightened after reading that....your reasoning doesnt make sense and you over use of smilies and capitol letters is hard on the eyes but thanks for trying

i read that an my iq dropped. The horrible thing about that is my iq was a negative 154 already:(

dai*ma

well fuck you guys i think hes right

lol nice post dude

yeaaaaaaaaa... ok. christianity drives another person to insanity as they make a desperate struggle to explain everything...

i'll tell you the same thing i tell every other psycho-christian.

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Prove it.

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If Christianity is an attempt at explaining the world around us better than science can, it's doing a really shitty job.

I mean, come on, Christianity has created far more inconsistencies within itself than it has explained away in the real world!

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Originally Posted by Goodman3eb

If Christianity is an attempt at explaining the world around us better than science can, it's doing a really shitty job.

I mean, come on, Christianity has created far more inconsistencies within itself than it has explained away in the real world!

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that's the thing about christianity tho... "god has infinite wisdom and you must not question his ways" so.... anytime you confront someone about it...
well 1 of 3 things will happen, they will elude the question and bring up some other nonsense, they will say something along the lines of god is inifite of wisdom and everything happens for a reason, or (my personal favorite) is they have an excuse for everything, no matter what you do to shove proof in their face, they have a come back, an excuse, and this cycle will go on forever, they give an excuse, you point out the flaws in that excuse, they give an excuse for the flimsy excuse and you point out the flaws and it will keep going on, and on, and on, and on, and on...

I'm totally with you, pumba is right.

is god an obsene amount of smily faces?

Hey, it's the truth. For those that see me eye to eye on this one...more cool points to you. If you can believe what I stated....EXCELLENT. If you can make light of it and laugh...GREAT. If you can be a little suprised about those facts...GOOD. But if you feel some type of way...BAD. If you get offended...WORSE. If you get mad...YOU'RE A BITCH and you don't need to be on this great site. Now, let me go take advantage of God's goodies and honor'em by SMOKIN HIM ;)

ok that was wierd. wasnt enlightening, but watever

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Hey, it's the truth. For those that see me eye to eye on this one...more cool points to you. If you can believe what I stated....EXCELLENT. If you can make light of it and laugh...GREAT. If you can be a little suprised about those facts...GOOD. But if you feel some type of way...BAD. If you get offended...WORSE. If you get mad...YOU'RE A BITCH and you don't need to be on this great site. Now, let me go take advantage of God's goodies and honor'em by SMOKIN HIM ;)

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imo i don't think you should be on cannabis.com...
i think you should be on crackheads.com

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

that's the thing about christianity tho...

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No, it's not. It's "the thing about" some Christians. Often the more vocal ones.

"Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind."

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Originally Posted by MangaMan

Hey, it's the truth. For those that see me eye to eye on this one...more cool points to you. If you can believe what I stated....EXCELLENT. If you can make light of it and laugh...GREAT. If you can be a little suprised about those facts...GOOD. But if you feel some type of way...BAD. If you get offended...WORSE. If you get mad...YOU'RE A BITCH and you don't need to be on this great site. Now, let me go take advantage of God's goodies and honor'em by SMOKIN HIM ;)

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Looks like you need to get your "facts" straight. God isn't a fact, there is no proof og God, Jesus, or Moses, or whoever else in that story book. It's called a "theory", "philosophy" which in english means, not proven, no facts. There is no proof of God, yet people live by it. So if you can prove, by all means, try again, but God and the church of Christ, the bible, is theory, not fact.

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imo i don't think you should be on cannabis.com...
i think you should be on crackheads.com

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Or, brainwashed hypocrites maybe?

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

Looks like you need to get your "facts" straight. God isn't a fact, there is no proof og God, Jesus, or Moses, or whoever else in that story book. It's called a "theory", "philosophy" which in english means, not proven, no facts. There is no proof of God, yet people live by it. So if you can prove, by all means, try again, but God and the church of Christ, the bible, is theory, not fact.

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Anything can fall from fact to theory if you put enough scrutiny to it, so be careful if you're going to be telling people how your level of scrutiny and acceptance is the correct one without any proof to back it up.

Having commented twice already, I also feel the need to ask MangaMan: what the heck are you talking about? I think my troll-o-meter is starting to pick up something.

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Originally Posted by fractur

No, it's not. It's "the thing about" some Christians. Often the more vocal ones.

"Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind."

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ok you're right i worded it wrong. there are some christians i can tolerate... the ones that know their boundaries and don't go trying to convert me and everyone else not allied to their god. i won't tell you how hypocritical the bible is and point out all (or any) of the flaws contained within and in return, you keep your mouth shut of religion.. and we're fine.

it's those fuckers, that love to preech, to bring up god at every subject, try to convert everyone, and making random bible quotes that i just wanna punch in the face and be like "hmm.. your god loves you, yet he let you get hit in the face" (tho i know it'd just turn into the classic "god does everything for a reason" argument)

....STOP COMPLAINING AND LIGHT UP A JOINT! THEN THANK GOD THAT HE CAME INTO YOUR LUNGS FOR CHRIST SAKES....grow up people.

Actually nochowderforyou, to have religion requires faith and to believe wholeheartedly that it is the truth. Lacking this means doubting one's faith which is straying away from one's beliefs, so whenever someone talks about their religion they use evidence as fact. This is why I think religion is the worst choice someone could make. I want to tell everyone religious to open their eyes to science and more interesting things then living their lives by fairy tales.

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Actually nochowderforyou, to have religion requires faith and to believe wholeheartedly that it is the truth. Lacking this means doubting one's faith which is straying away from one's beliefs, so whenever someone talks about their religion they use evidence as fact. This is why I think religion is the worst choice someone could make. I want to tell everyone religious to open their eyes to science and more interesting things then living their lives by fairy tales.

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Then in no way are you better than they are. You can't go around saying that you want to convert them all and then be mad when they try to stick up for what they believe in. Fine, you can believe what you want, but don't force it on another. Because if you did that, you are preaching.

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Originally Posted by MangaMan

....STOP COMPLAINING AND LIGHT UP A JOINT! THEN THANK GOD THAT HE CAME INTO YOUR LUNGS FOR CHRIST SAKES....grow up people.

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God CAME into your lungs????? now that's just messed up, but hey i don't want to get involved in that.

this is a message from god, because i am completely enlightened, and ive realized that i was born basically already enlightened i just needed to realize it to truely harness all of its powers. im going to put this in a way that hopefully most of you will understand thats all coming from within me because ive never truely tried or have had the chance to say the complete definition of god.

you wont understand until you read and understand this to your fullest ability. if you want god before you die, and i say die because youll of course get him/become one with him again when you die, then you first have to want him more than anything when youre in the act of actually looking for him and trying to understand him, but this is only in most cases. some people already have some pieces to the puzzle theyve experienced in their lives embeded in their minds, which makes it easier and faster to unlock the realization of god.

just as this guy has said, there is only one god that created everything. but first, there is a fact of god that you will soon understand automatically that you will always know and need to realize, and that is that what god is, is basically every single thing your mind can possibly conceive to be a something, any thing your mind can think of to be a thing. you cant even say that hes a spirit because a spirit has to exist somewhere, but when you say the word somewhere, that somewhere HAS to also be considered a part of god. he created the word spirit, everything is made from god so you dont ever need to try to think beyond him.

now ill tell you what he actually is and how he was able to create us and what we see feel and smell because of this. because god is seriously everything, because he is the first guy to make up the word thing, thus he is beyond anything you can perceive. but just because what he is is beyond what you can understand doesnt mean you dont have the ability to just know what the term for the thing is that you cant perceive. what gods power is, is the word infinite. and the thing of him that is infine, is gods infinite knowledge and awareness of exacly what he is, all at once, and constantly. now, what i just said is fact, but because im saying this fact to you does not mean that everyone can understand automatically. what i have to say is that, before you can understand what i said, you first have to understand how the word infinite completely changes what you have the ability to conceive of it. because hes infinite, he also knows infinite possibilities. he knows the outcome, and infinite, INIFINITE detail of everything he does to himself.

now, before you go on, you have to completely believe what i just said to ur fullest understanding, and if theres something u dont understand, think about it in the right way and ull prolly understand because if you do think the perfect way, what will happen is that you will not only understand this, you will also feel it, you will realize that what i just said explains where everything that is you, so you will easily just feel the truth.

now, there is more things that he has infinite power to, but it only comes as a result of him being infinately knowledged and aware. basically he is the ultimate self. he is a self, a being that is the ultimate being of all beings.

his ability to create other selves/souls works like this. the highest soul there ever was and is that is god has the ability to put certain very special specific powerful and infinately stable pieces of knowledge over individual pieces of his infinite self/soul. chances are, he has made an infinite amount of souls to accomadate his infinite self. basically just because god wanted his spirit to enter a materially realized universe that we live in, he was able to make it happen in the perceptions of pieces of himself. you see, he has a soul/self, and he decided that he wanted to do something with his infinite awareness and ability, which are both only a result from his ultimate infinite knowledge, and all meanings of all ways of the word knowledge, and so with his infinite everything he was and is easily able to decide percitionally infinately exacly what he wants. now just because he can have anything at any time doesnt mean he nessasarily wants it all in a flash, in an instant. infact, its a fact that he doesnt always want it in a flash. he probably was able to create this universe in a flash, and then he slowed things down with the lower lifeformed organismed brians that we know of.

now theres a lot more that i could explain that i gurantee would lead to a really good path to, if not right up to it, enlightenment.
but plentiful reasons that are material hold me back from doing the good deed completely and require me to decide that youd need to pm me or post here that u understand and r interested an theres enoguh pepople.

"Anything can fall from fact to theory if you put enough scrutiny to it, so be careful if you're going to be telling people how your level of scrutiny and acceptance is the correct one without any proof to back it up. "


now uh, what does this mean? and what does not having faith mean. so if i took too much acid and had "visions", and described them, put them down in a book, you should believe it cuz it's "visions" now what else could possibly give these people back in the ages visions but hallucinagetics?(spelling)

who else is down for beating these christians with a bat 1000 times to the head then sanding all their skin off. now you christians better not get offended becuase if that happened, it happened for a reason and your loving god demanded it. remember, don't cuss or you might lose your playtime privelages.

i dont know if ur talking to me, but if you are, u need to know something. the person who i am is a person who was born with the ability to understand god for what he truely is by tapping into his knowledge easily, because i was born with my thinking coming straight from him. everyone gets a little help from god, but his infinite knowledgful help is divided up in ur brain, and some parts ofthe brain think more material than using spiritual, so we all have certain different skills and ways of thinking. basically my entire thought area thinks from my soul, and ive already realized that and it made every single bit of my life make 100 percent sense to me, and i now know exacly what i have to do to live a 100 percent peacful life.

Darkfirer, I'm glad your life makes 100% sense to you, cos it makes absolutely fuck all sense to me. What the bloody hell are you talking about u crazy bastard?

....too long...too long, please keep the posts short and simple. I'm too buzzed to read for more than a second.

ur all stoners, but most of u are all so blind...

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Darkfirer, I'm glad your life makes 100% sense to you, cos it makes absolutely fuck all sense to me. What the bloody hell are you talking about u crazy bastard?

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i think he falls under the class of christian my dad does..
here's my dad:
a 40 year old something or other high addicted to crack and has been known to huff carb cleaner in desperation....
according to my dad, he talks to god and god talks to him (as in he actually here's gods words, not som spiritual type sign shit) he's a prophet sent to this world to warn people of the upcoming armegedon and he's god/jesus' last prophet... but it gets worse.... not only all of that but he's GOD's (not jesus') bride... let me say that again HE is GOD's bride. he gives jesus and god blowjobs, and lets them both "fuck him in his pussy" (directly quoted from him in the middle of trippin on crack)..

i think i understand u and ur character a bit better now, slipnotpsycho.

Darkfirer, if you have an msn or aim account, please add me.

Same with you, Slipnotpsycho.

Anyway, I was just going to say that what MangaMan said didn't have even the slightest Christian slant to it.

He just said, don't ever feel like you're sinning or making God angry because of your actions.

Because God is, was, and always will be EVERYTHING.

Which Darkfirer said in his big long post (among many other things).

I'm sorry about your dad, Psycho. Maybe you should lock him tight in a bathroom with plenty of good food and diuretics, I think the crack has totally fucked his mind up. Some homemade detox could do him well.

well i don't have msn, i have aol, but i never really get on to talk on it.. if i'm on aol i'm either checking my forums (cannabis, computer, and my ffxi forums) i'm looking up some type of info or i'm browsing cuz i'm bored....

as for my dad, no worries... he doesn't live with me.. as a matter of fact, as he always does when things go bad he runs away from his problems.. he's got 4-5 warrants in each of like 16-20 states.. i haven't seen him in well over a year (i finally told him i wanted nothing to do with him, and that if he came near my son i'd kill him, and i meant it. i decided to because my brother died, and he went around trying to ask for donations of companys for a benifit he was having, when he wasn't.. just wanted crack) and absolutely no one in my family knows where he is... my mom's still looking for him cuz he owes shitloads in child support (for a long time my dad had custody of my brothers, she was paying him child support and he treated them like shit, most of the child support went to fuel his habbits and his cars and shit like that) then as soon as he gets caught beating my brothers (he's thrown one through a wall, backslapped him in the face because my dad saw a cigarette burn in his car seat that my DAD put there) suddenly he doesn't believe in child support.

btw you're added... TPyRo18pOw is me... the name you have listed here (JAKEakaPENGUIN) is the only one that would be able to see me online, i got tired of all those stupid im porn adds so i blocked everyone that's not on my buddy list.

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Darkfirer, if you have an msn or aim account, please add me.

Same with you, Slipnotpsycho.

Anyway, I was just going to say that what MangaMan said didn't have even the slightest Christian slant to it.

He just said, don't ever feel like you're sinning or making God angry because of your actions.

Because God is, was, and always will be EVERYTHING.

Which Darkfirer said in his big long post (among many other things).

I'm sorry about your dad, Psycho. Maybe you should lock him tight in a bathroom with plenty of good food and diuretics, I think the crack has totally fucked his mind up. Some homemade detox could do him well.

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wise, wise words

since i wrote that post, many things have happend in my life already.

you see, it was only like 1 month ago when i started to realize god. before that i didnt even believe in him or the soul. all i needed was certain info and confirmations from god to realize the unbelievable abilities i have.

once i was enlightened, i was able to, and still am, realize new things about.... EVERYTHING every day. you see, realizing more and more about god is the same thing as realizing more and more about the world around, because everything in it to the highest detail is god.

from the time i wrote that post, ive already realized things that would make that post completely different and have complete different meaning to end up making giving an even larger picture. im only 16, but i can assure u that makes no difference.

i couldnt begin to tell you people what kind of person i am
but, you need not get the wrong idea.
i really couldnt care less whether you people truely understand what kinda guy i am. but the thing is, is that what i hate about people the most is when they make conclusions of other people when they are ignorant on the subject .

there are some people you can judge and create certain conclusions on based on pretty little, but you can only do that when its just that true gut feeling, other than that this person may or may not have realized exacly who they are yet, and u may have not seen their full abilities.

i in no way am a religious person.

if you read what ive been writting, youd have noticed i said that everything i think is thinking completely logically from my soul.

thus, in my life, i have never truely believed any relegion, even the one my parents tried to make me learn, because they want you to believe WORDS.
WORDs are what blind faith is based on.

i never could believe things until i experienced them, because something inside of me told me that it wasnt true until i got the true and real feel for it if i possibly can in my situation in this life.

but forget about it, it doesnt matter now, i have a lot to do before i can truely harness what ive realized and help mankind.

dammit i tried to edit a lot of things, that post is all messed up but it said i cant edit it after 5 minutes?

Ok, wait up. If God is everything, the world, the elements, even my sexy glass pipe, then doesn't that also make ME God? Therefore, if I am God, and I don't believe in my self, does that mean I don't exist, or that I just have really low self-esteem? And if even I am God, then doesn't that make everyone God, therefore meaning we could manipulate our lives and the world around us? That would certainly explain why people with charisma, or people that feel comfortable with themselves come across sexy. But if we're God then why do bad things happen to us? Because if God is Omnipotent, that no longer makes us human, therefore we shouldn't be able to make "human" mistakes.

Ow. My brain hurts. Thanks a lot.

no god was made up by some stupit fucker that couldnt make up a name with more than 3 letters.

kid, u made the ultimate realization. once you reach a life where u reach extremely high meditation, this is what happens.


you realize the game god created called life.

you realize that, there is only one soul, only one self, but, but, this one self, this one soul, god, is infinite.

he is infinite, he has no end no beginning.
what does this mean? it means that if he wanted to create souls, he could create as many as he wants, and each of them be equally as great as himself.

something that is infinite can equally divide itself infinite times.

now, the way he created the game called life isnt that complicated, but to explain it is. he basically split his soul into many parts, souls, and he used his power to do something
and what he did was, he hindered their infinite knowledge.

he gave them only knowledge of certain things. he put certain complex pieces of knowledge over their soul that made them able to see, hear, smell and w/e. you see,

all your sense, are pure knowledge. everything you see hear, feel and everything, its knowldege.

you memories, your brain, what ur brain can do, its all pure knowledge


god is infiniteknowledge and infinite awareness.

with these powers, he can do things u cant comprehend.

u people just plain cant comprehend the infinite that is god.

but, im not saying that its impossible. im saying that just by reading this u cant comprehend it. if u want to understand it, u need to look within yourself.


u need to use the tools god gave u to unlock the knowledge that already lies under you.

you need to use ur tool of imaginaion that allows u to imagine god being infinitely knowledgeful and see how he could have created the perfect world, but how he had to get there out of pure scratch.



you see, with gods knowledge, he was able to create the universe in such a way that, he could have caused a big bang for example.

he could have caused a big bang, and did it in such a way with his knowledge that, the end goal being percisionely, infinately percitionely, what he wants.
the goal of mankind is already realized by god.

eventuallly, you see the humor in life. that we are all the same. that god has the ability to split himself into pieces to gain higher experience for himself.


people, never underestimate urself.

never feel that you are less than anyone. you are all equal, just have different knowledge hinderances than others, but its not impossible to unlock it.