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So....when I'm bumping and grinding...I've noticed that every movement gets an appropriate response. I've tried various different things with some success. apparently, moving hips in figure eight does well... as does pounding like hell ...just curious if anyone had any "special moves" for when you need to "finish her"... both girls and guys advice welcome :D
(anyone notice the mortal combat inuendo?)
fatality!
I was thinking the same thing!Quote:
Originally Posted by endo..jay
i just tried MK: deception online a few minutes ago -.- i got ownt.
as for the op, i have no clue...
Try lowering your torso below her so that each thrust presses against the front wall. It's good things.
Good advice. I usually grab her ass and lift up to adjust the penetration angle. Add this with a nipple lick and a few dirty words and you should have your O.Quote:
Originally Posted by notrightquite
do a hip rotation on the inward thrust while having 1 or both of her legs up on your shoulder...and a nipple tease or a thumb rub of the clit as desired
This thread makes me horny...........:stoned:
lol def. a good thing
ok assholes, you got some explaining to do.
i was reading about this mortal combat sex... and when i was having sex with my girlfriend i roundhouse kicked her, then karate chopped her boob.... she wasnt cool with this at all. so i was like.. what?? you mean.. you dont like that?..
Thrust hard, and retreat slowly, make sure you get deep in there.
what i find works best, is when you put a pillow or something under her ass then go out real slow, then forcefully thrust with speed.
once more with feeling.
Up, right, left, a, down + b = FATALITY!
Flawless Victory!
there's no explaining to do, your chick is just weird, all the chicks love it when men do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by justinsane
i got drunk with a chick after i read this thread and we went up to my room . i pulled down my pants, hurled my dick into her stomach and out her back screaming "get over here" kinda messy but it let me off with a cool story!\
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I'm glad this thread could lead to someone getting some action...kind of. :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by LISTEN2KMK
anyone know any moves from bottom? i got to learn them all if i want to become clitpokimon master!!!! (sorry, that's just ridiculous, im high...:D )
ps. the pillow idea, brilliant, worked like an f'ing charm...no pun intended
If you need to give her a quick O,
There's short thrust, and deep thrust.
Fine...
10 short...
9 short, 1 deep
8 short, 2 deep
7 short, 3 deep...
...
...
1 short, 9 deep
0 short, deep until she cums
Some practice needed, but, it's a charm.
BTW: C'mon guys! drop the PS2... go to a bar... check out all the Pussybilities!
Best,
-turtle420 :cool:
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He who goes to bed with Sex on Mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by MaryjaneMenehune
Wakes Up with solution in Hand.
Or in your case...In Ear?
Two Indians walking along the great divide when one put his ear to the Ground and says "Buffalo Come!"
Other Indian says "How You Know?"
Ear... Sticky!
I suppose that's a functional if rather regimented style. But remember, surprise can be the ultimate aphrodisiac. So don't just follow the ordered sequence "ten short, one deep, nine short, two deep, oh shit, lost count..." try and honestly listen to your partner and respond to her. change things up and keep her guessing. If she knows you're moving onto "six short, 4 deep" before you do, it means she's counting...Quote:
Originally Posted by turtle420
thrusting advice... gotta love open forums...
I'm definitely with you. It isn't a rehearsed thing... but, to get an idea, the count helps... until you can "honestly listen to your partner and respond to her".Quote:
Originally Posted by Polymirize
But what the hell, the guy was asking for advice, so I started with the basics.
word man. And mad props for sharing.
Sharing is caring after all and the world can always use more love.
:thumbsup:
just hump like a rabbit... yea that'll get 'em everytime :rolleyes:
~cough cough clifford cough~ <~~~ inside joke... can't wait for the person to read this and crack up laughing...
usually taking a shit on their faces does the trick.
haha, just kidding
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Originally Posted by d00d989
Even if i were to do that as a joke, it would backfire either way...
if she is disgusted by it, i will get my ass beat
if she is turned on by it, i will be grossed out and scared of her all at once... and i would definitely need to find a new girlfriend
oh yeah, i tried the ten thing, just to see if it worked...
did it ever!!!, it did help me learn a good rythym to base my penetration off of especially for her in particular, so thank you.:D
i had her moaning in like three minutes and wanting my dick the next morning,
ps. folgers is wrong, the best part of waking up isn't folgers in your cup.:thumbsup:
LOL!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by MaryjaneMenehune
Deep and Hard/Hardish...also for real success ...one must pump fast and last....that is, "last" for a respectable lenght of time...not that easy if your are banging at 3 pumps a second! I always squirt first on the first round...But you last longer on the second and third attempt...!
If you feel her start to go...i.e. she pulls you tighter and grinds her muff into you more and starts breathing heavier and making strange sounds etc...then you know the finnish line is in sight!! At this point you must match her for pace ....stick a finger up her arse right about ...now! [Works best on the more experianced ladies....younger girls don't really "dig" that stuff yet]
Go with the flow man
Oh yeh..when you've "finnished" her,,pop your collar ..shoot her dead with your index finger and say.." Babeality"
Then leave
Let her have control when she's on top. See how she likes it with you laying there, dead, for a minute. Play with her asshole and then lay back and start humping.Quote:
Originally Posted by MaryjaneMenehune
At the end of your thrust, once your all the way in, make an upward movement so that you're rubbing against her clit.
funniest thing ive ever heard someone with 50 posts here say, well done man...Quote:
Originally Posted by newbie1232
This should be a fucking historical thread hahah!
odd,, but I personally had a couple of my girls (2) ask for it like this and I've seen them go crazy in a very short period of time..
Its pretty damn odd when you think about it but there is a good chance it will have the same effect on your girls also..
ok,, with the girl laying flat on her back with legs closed you get ontop face her and thrust in like that... you can't have a small dick and do it like this so too bad....... but if your ok size,,,, within a incredibly short amount of time she will climax and you will be in disbelief, it may very well become her favorite way.
I don't really enjoy it, but enjoy seeing them go crazy while I do it so its worth it in my book...
good luck, I personally suggest you don't let everyone know also if you know what I mean.. lol
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Originally Posted by MaryjaneMenehune
Don't forget to jizz on her face when you are done......Chics like that! :thumbsup:
hard hard and harder...ooo yea and chkje her or pull her hair when she is busting guarnteed to get a moan
choke***
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Originally Posted by d00d989
ha!
If your on bottom, and she is on top, after awhile have her sit stright up while your still inside her, and just push up really hard, and then she will start jumpin up and down on ya her self, it will work.
Somebody's got a scat fetish. That explains the name. Dood.