What was your biggest noobie monent?

Mine was when i was in like 5th grade and we had the D.A.R.E. officers in to teach us about drugs. Well me and a few of my good friends decided this "weed" sounded cool. So we waited untill after school and rode our bikes to my house to pick up some 11"x 8.5" loose leaf paper, with the college ruled lines ofcourse:thumbsup: . We got a few packs of matches and continued our journey to the creek, which was dry, on the other side of town. We all went onto the sandy banks where we found "weed". We picked a few of these long foot-high grass sticks and walked for about another 100 feet. We bent all 20 of them in half and rolled them in our newly acquired "rolling papers". I took the first hit and fell flat on my ass coughing with tears in my eyes while i passed this joint. After about 10 minutes of the harshest smoke i've ever inhaled we left to go feel high. Turned out we were smoking RIVER GRASS in a loose leaf paper joint with a rubber band around the end.:rasta:

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probablly when i was at this kids house ( 4th time i've ever smoked ) and for some reason i just couldn't hit a bong. Now i'm quite pro at it i must say... :D

My most noobiest moment (now) is thinking that I got some good weed and the dealer was encouraging me and shit. And now that I think back it was fuckin brown and black, mostly some bull shit.

in 6th grade, i took some leaves from a pant at my elementary school, rolled 3 "j's"(that looked terrible), then sold them to this kid for 35 cents

My funny noobie moment was similar to yours. In the third grade I was smoking corn on the cob with all these people from the trailer park. I quickly stopped after I realized I felt the same and they all must've been on something haha!

I can't think of one for weed per say, but when i was in grade 6 me and my friend decided we wanted to see what snorting coke felt like, so we took some hard candy called:punk rocks ( I think) and crushed them up into powder and then snorted it, omfg did that hurt the nasal passage! and go figure that same friend is now a big time Coke head! For me I think it scared me on some level from snorting cocaine lol

dont u hate it when there is loadsa people around in like a house party or sumthing and u completly fuck the roll up lol

I went in the woods in like 7th grade with my bowl, starting picking random plants and smoking them to see if I could get high.... stupid me, this was after I had already been smoking weed for a long time.

I also used to snort pixie sticks and random candy, i was a weird kid to say the least, snorted ketchup once too.

Also back when I was clinically depressed at like 14 and was all fucked in the head, i tried killing my self off of extra strength tylenol, took 15 of em sombody told me if you did that and went to sleep your heart would stop... that was before I did anything besides weed, wasnt all up on the drug knowledge

There was a kid on my soccer team, first time he got high was off a joint, he had first hit and had no idea what to do, he stuck it up his nose to enhale it.

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Originally Posted by orangeman

My most noobiest moment (now) is thinking that I got some good weed and the dealer was encouraging me and shit. And now that I think back it was fuckin brown and black, mostly some bull shit.

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i think this was ur moment :p

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Originally Posted by Smokin EnDo

What was your biggest noobie monent?

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hrmmmm is that the only one u can think of? lol

mm well me and my friend once picked a buncha mint leaves and smoked them, and they were actually pretty good. We still add them to weed sometimes for a minty flavor.. and another time my friend told me to hold in a hit from a cigarette in my mouth, swoosh it around for 30 seconds,and inhale. It hurt like fuck. try it.

wow...that is noob-like. Hahaha!

I think we all have our moments...when you say sumthing totall whack and everyone is just staring at you or hits you and tells you to 'shut the fuck up', it happends to me all the time i must admitt but sometimes you need to ask.

bedake, i used to snort random shit too. salt makes your face burn. the wierdest thing i did was a line of pixie stick with hot sauce.

Noobie moment for me was the second time I tried smoking MJ. I managed to nab this sweet old bong of my dads from way back when. Had a big pot leaf on the front, nicely painted green, it came from Holland originally. Anyways, we load up the bong and I watch my friends as they smoke it, so that's how I learned how to use one. My turn came next, and I plugged the hole, unplug it, plug it, unplug it...next, I felt as if my lungs were going to explode from my chest. I coughed and coughed and coughed, everyone was laughing at me, yelling "virgin lungs!". I ended up coughing hard for a good 20min straight and almost vomited :p My buddy came upstairs, gave me some Mountain Dew, and I went back downstairs. I was glued to a chair for like, an hour. Not moving, just my eyes, with a huge grin on my face.

I felt like such a douche. I can't breath man!! :cool:

Peace.

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Originally Posted by yoda

bedake, i used to snort random shit too. salt makes your face burn. the wierdest thing i did was a line of pixie stick with hot sauce.

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I knew a few guys who use to do that too.

I watched a guy do 2 huge lines of salt for $20.

When I was younger, we convinced my buddy Clayton to snort a line of salt, and to squirt lemon juice in his eye to stop the burning. We told him it would get him wasted. He did it, we laughed, and now the guy smokes Meth for a living :p

i smoked seeds when i was a kid thinking it would fuck me up.
got tweezers and held the seed while burning with a lighter.and trying to suck up the smoke.i realize now that those seeds were brought back from thailand from my friends dad in the 70's.

this dumb fuckin kid we call pumba got too high and was freaking out.
it was like 2 in tha morning and i told him that if he takes his shirt off and put the water hose on and wet yourself up youll get sober quick.
this fool actually does just that.funny as fuck to see this fat kid all wet and high.

I remember the first time I took a hit of a g-bong... I was watching one of my friends do it for the first time. It was sick, he came up from it with the biggest smile I have ever seen. I took it next and spilt some water on the table, but no one noticed. The kid who hit it after me wound up spilling water all over the damn place...you know who I'm talking about, the dumbass kid who always breaks bowls or spills shit... I'm glad I wasn't found out, thanks to the dumb kid...
I also know a kid who sold mashed up oregano mixed with a "secret ingredient" to this loser...the loser came back the next day and said he got as high as shit and that it was the best he had ever smoked...the secret ingredient, you might be wondering....was pubic hair. what a retard.

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Originally Posted by MaryjaneMenehune

I remember the first time I took a hit of a g-bong... I was watching one of my friends do it for the first time. It was sick, he came up from it with the biggest smile I have ever seen. I took it next and spilt some water on the table, but no one noticed. The kid who hit it after me wound up spilling water all over the damn place...you know who I'm talking about, the dumbass kid who always breaks bowls or spills shit... I'm glad I wasn't found out, thanks to the dumb kid...
I also know a kid who sold mashed up oregano mixed with a "secret ingredient" to this loser...the loser came back the next day and said he got as high as shit and that it was the best he had ever smoked...the secret ingredient, you might be wondering....was pubic hair. what a retard.

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Pubes? Nasty! I watched this kid get "blazed" off of lawn grass and pocket lint before :D I didn't sell it to him, back then it was one of the bigger kids who did, but I knew about it, and laughed the whole time.

I remeber the first time I did a gravity bong too. I was 21 and a 16yr old showed me how to use it :p I had never seen anything like it before and here I am, coughing and wheezing after a hit. I love "g-bongs", they're great!

Peace

When I took a drag of a joint for the 1st time I breathed in till I couldnt breathe it anymore.

I was still coughing 10 minutes later.

I cant recall any totally retarded thing that I have done, but I am sure that there are countless...

However, this kid, a real nerd I might add, and a nice one though... He decided he would try soem mj with us. He puts at least 3 inches of the bowl into his mouth, looked like he was giving a BJ!

I noticed it first, and was like WTF? And explained everythign slowly to him after that, the way a proper friend was.

He has not tried it again since, but he will at least know the correct form next time!

I once met a girl who couldn't use a pipe that had a "shotgun" hole. No matter how hard she tried, he brain just didn't work in that order. Light, puff, keeping puffing while plugging, unplug it "don't strain...I love you Mary Jane" She just couldn't do all of those things at once :p It was hilarious!

Oh dear.

A lot of my 7th grade year was spent trying to get high of various things, such as plastic straws for example! Oh yes, but while they may be in pretty colours and smell neat when you burn them, no..you will not get high off them. And green tea, doesn't work, nor does oregano, or anything else for that matter that you might find in your best friend's kitchen.

Sad thing is, that was after I started smoking weed.

First time I everrrrrrrrrrr took a hit of MJ, I was in the mall parking lot with my two genious friends (noted above) looking for someone to bum a cigarette off of, not only did we run and hide behind cars when we smoked but one of them didn't inhale yet and the other was a fiend. So we finally find these punked out guys who looked about 16, we were 12 or 13 then and they were laughing their asses off as they gave us their "hand rolled" cigarette. Yeah, needless to say we were freaking out when we started to feel high and had to meet up with one of the girl's parents.

learining to smoke from a bowl. i had to have someone hold and light it for me.