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My friend told me about a "raid" on his school he didnt have anything on him but there are lots of drugs ot the school. so all the dealers are like FUCK!!! then come up with the best idea. they get some other clothes on get some gloves and take the weed and spread it EVERYWHERE foot pathes locker rooms classrooms everywhere. so the drug dogs are just barking in a fenzy the whole time and no one got busted! HAHAHA ill remember that!
Were you there? Because it sounds pretty BSey.
Thats a good idea but
i would of put peantut butter up my ass and when they walked towards me i woulda put my hands down my pants grabbed a chunk of peantut butter start crazilly eating it, letting them think im eating shit and see how long it is before one of them touched me.
thats pure class, irt works if you put cheese or chocolate in hidden places...the dogs go nuts, the handler gets a hard on cause he thinks he found something but all it is a snack for the dog.
hahhhhhaaaaaaaa
what the hell kind of school has enough weed in it to be spread all over the place... that's sadQuote:
Originally Posted by vengeance
not alot but they just spinkled it in lots of places so the scent was everywhere and the dogs go insane then they changed there clothes and threw the old ones away. it wouldnt have taken more than a few ounces.
youve given me a lot to think about..
Now now children,
We here in america put loaded guns to your heads and vicious dogs in your path because we love you. We all know that its safer to have a loaded gun pointed at you, or a vicious dog ready to attack you, or put into a metal cage with violent people, than it is for you to experience cannabis. Whats really your problem? gee whiz and wowie.
dai*ma:dance:
I wish I had a few extra ounces of weed to throw on the floor.
I wish I had a few ounce full stop.
Why do the dealers at the school have a spare change of clothes with them?
Weird.
I love youQuote:
Originally Posted by daima
btw if you ever get caught hold your head up high and take it like a man/wowman
I love you Too, but i'll never give up my rights and take it like a (wo)man.
I'm a screamer, kicker, biter, scratcher, and lover. Preferably doing them all at the same time :o
And besides, i want to die quietly and peacefully in my sleep, and not screaming and crying like everyone else in the car :dance: :dance:
dai*ma:D
So you battle life, and aspire to a humble death?
I love life, and I will kill death
;)
i never have understood why people bring their weed or whatever else to school...:confused:
My school has been a dick too, they are blocking ways we get out of the school across the street whenever we feel like having a quik cig, instead of having to do it on campus (i do it in the bathroom *shrugs*). But of course we have found loopholes but the fact that they did that realli fuckin sucks! Ya know wat,the americain school system could shuck my balls (if i had any.:smokin:)
i don't understand as well. when i went thru a drug search back in high school, everyone was confined to the classrooms til the dogs job was done. there was no running around, shaking nickle and dime bags all over everything, no summit meeting of all the pot dealers, no changes of clothes. i call BS.
Exactly what I was thinking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
lol our school has drug dog searches about twice a year, they only search the lockers and they know most the kids carry the weed with them. So if you carry it with you, then your fine. So the drug dog searches are pretty pointless.
When I was in school there wasn't any of the crap there is today. No drug searches, no metal detectors, no shootings, no killings. Most of us kept our weed in our cars or a doobie in our pocket or purse. Nobody bothered us.Quote:
Originally Posted by scooterjay
I can't imagine kids being allowed to run around doing whatever during a K-9 search, so I;m with ya on the bs factor.
Plus all dealers having a spare change of clothes and conversing during the search to place weed all over the school.Quote:
Originally Posted by tootsie roll
They put our school in lockdown (students stay in classes) and the drug dogs sniff the lockers and cars...you just gotta be dumb to be caught, last year there was only one person I believe and he was some white trash kid who though he was black...
i remember my junior year they were doing a search in our cars and i got a call in the middle of class that the drug dog went off on my car and as i was walking to unlock my car for them to search it i was getting so nervous wondering if i accidently left something in there but it turns out the dog just sniffed some ibuprofen:thumbsup:
yea when i was in school they would lock us in class and run the dogs but if you have shit on you they would never find it
We got bummed.
Never heard of any school searches for anything over here... guess our schools on a whole are safer than American ones. Like metal detectors in bad schools, never heard of that shit over here.. what a waste of time, having to take your keys, belt all sorts off your person so they can see what you have on you.
We are more trust worthy than the American youth,
I woke up this morningQuote:
Originally Posted by Harvesthetic
put on my slippers
went to the kitchen and died
and oh what a feeling
when my soul rose through the ceiling
and on up into heaven i did rise
When i got there they did say, "dai*ma, it happened this-a-way
you slipped upon the floor and hit your head
and all the angels say
just before you passed away
these were the very last words that you said
"Please dont bury me
down in the cold cold ground
i'd rather have'em cut me up and pass me all around
throw my brains in a hurricane
the blind can have my eye's
the deaf can take both my ears
if they dont mind the size"
yee haw :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:
dai*ma:D
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Originally Posted by robert42
I am seriously laughing my ass off!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!! Im not even high and i rarely laugh from stuff i read. Hilarious!!! You should write stuff for SNL. That way it would actually be funny.
Also it sounds pretty phony so I'm calling shenanigans!!!
That PB thing was somewhere else, in a movie or book. Maybe it wass Hannibal Lecter. I remember some guy did it to be declared mentally insane instead of going to prison for life. Also, during raids we get locked in our classrooms and none of the students know about the raids until the day of. So this story probably wouldn't happen where I go.Quote:
Originally Posted by halo
Yeah, I definately call BS. It's not like they give you any warning...
"Random drug search tomorrow, be prepared!" :D
That school must be very stupid. The point of a drug lockdown is that kids aren't allowed to go back to their lockers.
My school does that once a trimester. Last year my friends sister was in student council or something and she knew about all the lockdown days, so he would call everyone and let them know. But this year she's in college so now We dont know.....but as long as we have it on us we cant get caught. A lot of people get caught though, usually like 5 or more people. Its so scary to know you have stuff in your locker and hear "we are now in lock down. Teachers, do not let your students out of the classrooms".
You guys, i think its great how children get to go to juvy for releiving their stress. Stress is so healthy, especially as much as we have nowadays.
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Originally Posted by AcidFreak
hahaha funny you would say that,in 9th grade the councellar would threaten me and my friends saying that we were gonna have to do a drug test sometime that month the fucking asshole. I hate teachers and their crazy shannanagins
Ok what about nuttela?Quote:
Originally Posted by Killa Milla