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today at lunch time i was in the lounge eating my sandwich when my co-worker sneezed real hard and shit on herself.she was crying and all the girls told her it was ok.
fuck that it aint ok.i was sitting next to her and i heard the sound like a branch breaking and then her face went upside down.what a nasty hyna.she had to drive home with shit in her pants.
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That is wierd, she shits herself when she sneezes?
ROFLCOPTERS!!!!!11
LMAO!!!!!! God bless her ! Hahahahahaahahahahahahahhahaahhaahahahaahahahahah! !!
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Originally Posted by friendowl
ur mexican, huh
... this is messed up.
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SEXY!
LMAO. too bad you didn't catch it on film
did you hand her a tissue or toilet roll?
lol thats just grose i would b so embarassed if i was her
You shoulda disgusted her even more by offering to lick it up and saying that you are a fan of scat.
in 7th grade i sneezed and farted during a science test...it was complete silence and no one heard it:(
she didnt even come to work today
that filthy stinker
haha i think ur a sicko i mean u sat their and didnt even ask her if u could use it for dip?
i woulda made the most of it.
I remeber one time I was so sick with food poisoning, I was shitting and barfing all at the same time. Everytime I'd hurl, I'd lose all control and shit my ass off. That was a bad night, until they doped me up really good and I passed out :D
Funny story. Poor girl, ha! Funny girl!
I thought I had a shitty day...
Skink
that is the funniest thing I've read in a long time... the dirty bitch...
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Originally Posted by friendowl
Friend of mine told me this nasty ass story once, him and his girlfriend were having sex, and just when she was about to orgasam, she shit on the sheets! lol all they did was jump in the shower, and change the sheets without saying a word to each other! now that would be akward! lol
The morale of the story if ya feel the urge to purge don't have sex! lol
if you get bad diareah and sneeze hard it could happen
She should've had Depends on!.......hehe!:rasta:
Thats called Snarting!:oQuote:
Originally Posted by officerleeroy
Yeah, iv had that before. I was throwing up in the kitchen sink and i got shit all over the kitchen floor, lmfao.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
I made my mum clean it up.
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Originally Posted by CrAzYpOtHeAd
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lol, no joke. She did acculy have to clean it up :DQuote:
Originally Posted by potheaduk
she prolly been gettn that azz plunged
any1 see the clip of the chick running in the marathon, then shit starts creeping down her leg? classic
That is fuckin disgusting, I woulda started laughin my ass off if i was there. I remember when i was real young in elementary, i was sitting next to some guy, and there was 2 girls in the group, so we all start doing the work, and i start smelling somethin like shit, so i look around, and just thought it was somethin around the classroom, mst likely not shit. So the guy next to me gets up, and i see some orange-green blob on the chair, and it was all on his pants and shit. So he ran to the washroom, and my teacher walked by and said Is that peanut-butter? At that point i was on the ground laughing my ass off, it was too funny....
Ahahahaha.... oh god.... oh sweet freakin' jeesus....*catches breath*. That just made my dayQuote:
Originally Posted by robert42