The fucken Freakiest thing happened today...

i was home alone today. and after i got of the internet i decided to burn someones mail that i stole when i was drunk (different story). and burn them out the back, i went outside, closed the door and then burnt the letters. 5 mins later went to go inside, and the door was locked...but couldnt be locked bacause i didnt lock it. u need a key to lock it.. and i didnt hav a key on me. and when you lock it, it makes a noice....the handle wouldnt turn AT ALL, either way, like someone was holding the handle..really fucking tight. at this stage i thought there was something wrong with the hande or something..the the metal thing in the lock was still unlocked...so that has nothing to do with it..i thought fuck! there could be someone in there, how else would the door be jammed but the front door was locked,,windows locked, no1 could of got in...i spend 10 mins walkin round the house...(which is 98 years old) looking thu the windows and to see if there was one unlocked or open so i could get back inside. i remembered i can get in the bathroom window... i got inside.. and then went to cheak the rooms and went to see how the fuck the door locked itself. i turned the handle...and it open like normally.... it wasnt locked anymore...i thought WTF. something was stopping me to get in the house.
after this while walking around the house i noticed the houe was FREEZING. like i was walking around and i had this permanant shiver.

theres no was to explain it...there has NEVER been a problem with the door and i was NOT stoned.
but,


this isnt the only abnormal thing thats happend to me recently.. ever since i abused the oujua borad...ive experenced weird things happening...again, another story.

Who ya gonna call?

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Originally Posted by Psychonaut28

Who ya gonna call?

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what?

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Who ya gonna call?

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The pizza place. Im fuckin hungry.

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Originally Posted by StOneD.aS.FuK

what?

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It sounds like you called the BallBusters.

Ghostbusters :D

Haha, someone from here on msn freaked when I said I wanted to do a ouija board just to see which fucker is moving the glass.

Sounds weird man... maybe it was the person you stole the mail from, or a dead ancestor getting you back by holding the door and making you freak out.

Was it an opaque door, or transparent (glass)? As you said someone must have been holding it up.. and if it was glass you'd have been able to see :p

ahha i have kinda the same promlem with my stereo. It will automatilly turn on during the night and start playing,also.. i once have my walkman turn on during the night and you have to hold 3 buttons for it to turn on,,, the music was korn:|

BALL BUSTERS -

CUE THEME TUNE

Once I was watching a PPV at about 3am and I was in the lounge/sitting room and the kettle turned itself on in the kitchen. I was the only person in the house I thought someone was trying to lure me into the kitchen. Then when my mum came back the next day she said it always turns itself on. Then a few weeks ago I was at my Dads and the same fucking thing happened with a different kettle at about 3am while I was watching a PPV.

Freaky isnt it.

So you may have a ghost and your a thief...

Interesting

I hate it when stuff like that happens, freaks me the fuck out.

you were bored. so you decided to burn someone elses mail?...
now, PLEASE tell me why you would do this

go smoke a consoling bowl
a warm bowl to ease the pain :)

Nothing you do goes unseen. Trust me.

It doesnt matter what you believe in or dont believe in.

Its called universal truth.

Creating a discord in another is not just energy released into nothingness.
(Albert Einstein).

These may be subtle warnings. Something worse may happen.

Choose the path of honesty. The dynamics are the same in what returns to you.

Take care.

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Originally Posted by Ganjasaurusrex

Nothing you do goes unseen. Trust me.

It doesnt matter what you believe in or dont believe in.

Its called universal truth.

Creating a discord in another is not just energy released into nothingness.
(Albert Einstein).

These may be subtle warnings. Something worse may happen.

Choose the path of honesty. The dynamics are the same in what returns to you.

Take care.

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do you have any drugs i could have?

Fuckin' those boards are fucked up. My best friend and an exfriend of ours all did that one night, COMPLETELY SOBER and it just fucked with us for a while. My house is fucked up a night, windows slam open and shut occasionally; I just blame it on the shit windows. My best friend has seen some fucked up shit out my windows, it's just retarded.

Don't fuck with the unknown, man.

Oh for fuck sake people, you're all getting worked up over a toy sold in walmart made in taiwan by some little kid:rolleyes:

Yeah my friends house Supposedly has "spirits" or something like that of two children. When he was younger he claims along w/ other members of family that he would occasionally see them. Now he says he only hears them do stuff like run up the steps.
Then one night we tried to doing a oujia board thing and then my burnout out friend put his head next to the door and we all heard a knock, which freaked us out, but b/c of who it was we didnt believe him after a while. Then i did it and heard something run up the steps knock on the doorthen run away. SCARED the shit out of me. Ever since then when we smoke :stoned: i get real scared in his house when im alone trying to get munchies

http://www.randi.org/

And stop stealing peoples mail. It's a felony.

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http://www.randi.org/

And stop stealing peoples mail. It's a felony.

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THANK YOU bonzai guy for showing me somebody else actaully knows about James Randi.

and for those who don't know. he debunks all sorts of crap and offers $1,000,000 to anybody who can prove any supernatural powers in a controlled setting by a neutral party. nobody's got it yet.

yo all i read was the buring the mail thingy, dude thats so low. i mean what if they have little kids and it was like a birthday card or something, wtf man thats sick. or maybe a million dollor check or something. dude u shouldnt go around doing stupid shit like that. u can easily get caught and go to jail.

i think that ouiji board stuff just acts as a placebo

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THANK YOU bonzai guy for showing me somebody else actaully knows about James Randi.

and for those who don't know. he debunks all sorts of crap and offers $1,000,000 to anybody who can prove any supernatural powers in a controlled setting by a neutral party. nobody's got it yet.

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Randi is the bomb and a cracker jack magician as well. Saw him perform "psychic surgery" once on the tonight show (Carson, not Leno)
Also just saw him on the Science channel in a show about trying to prove/disprove haunted houses. Very interesting program but all of the "phenomena" were either unverifiable or easily explained away with a bit of common sense and old fashioned detective work. I love how Randi messes with Sylvia Browne and John Edwards. Charlatans at best, con artists more likely.

One of my friends had some serious shit wrong in her old house. When she was little, sometimes her bed would start vibrating rapidly and the door would slam shut and lock itself. Her mother would come running and it took her and her dad like 15 minutes to open the thing. This happened numerous times. I am not making this up. They eventually moved, but for different reasons.

It probably locked because of one of 2 reasons. Your house is nearly a century old, or your fucking with spirits. If the latter is true just ask all unwelcomed spirits to leave your house.

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Fuckin' those boards are fucked up. My best friend and an exfriend of ours all did that one night, COMPLETELY SOBER and it just fucked with us for a while. My house is fucked up a night, windows slam open and shut occasionally; I just blame it on the shit windows. My best friend has seen some fucked up shit out my windows, it's just retarded.

Don't fuck with the unknown, man.

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an ex friend?

Princess.. PLEASE..
LOVE

you know..

go make ammends.

I love you

Wow, I thought everyone had heard of Randi by now, he's been around for YEARS.

Supposedly, the house being cold is a sign of a ghost, I don't believe in ghosts, and I'm too lazy to explain it or get a link, but google it, you'll find a lot of stories like that.

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Who ya gonna call?

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ghost busters!

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you were bored. so you decided to burn someone elses mail?...
now, PLEASE tell me why you would do this

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think about it,, i was off my head when i took it. wouldnt of if i was sobar.

why burn it??? why the fuck would i want to keep someone elses mail?

i cant even remember where i got it from :)

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Originally Posted by StOneD.aS.FuK

think about it,, i was off my head when i took it. wouldnt of if i was sobar.

why burn it??? why the fuck would i want to keep someone elses mail?

i cant even remember where i got it from :)

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Hmmm....
If only there was an easy way to remember where you got it....

How bout the address that was on the mail!!!!!:mad:

thats what u get. for being evil.

just smoke a cigarette. tobacco keeps away evil spirits

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Originally Posted by harmonicminor

just smoke a cigarette. tobacco keeps away evil spirits

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Well, then may I invite you all to my sanctuary?

StOneD.aS.FuK ur ouija board story freaked me the fuck out.well what happened that night with the scream did.iv never touched one and prob never will.my soul is happy and i have no need to converse with the imortal souls cause i have my own soul worked out.my soul searching is done in this life i think.its all sorted :) i am whole.