My personal announcement to Paige...

Okay, since you told EVERYONE HERE without telling ME...I'm going to tell YOU some things here.

First of all, that was a really BITCHY thing to do. You know, you said you LIKED a guy, but you didn't MENTION the fact that you're GOING OUT WITH HIM.

Second, you could have called me and TOLD me that you had had your first time, INSTEAD OF TELLING THESE PEOPLE.

Third, Thanks a lot for driving me insane with love and then ripping my heart out.
My bro was right, you did end up hurting me in the end.

Whatever, though, we're still best friends. <3

Bumpity bump until Paigey looks at it.

so then the people awhile back were right, you wanna do paige.

Of course he does! He's male!!:)

To bad pengi! You'll find someone.. hint hint!!:p

Hint hint? wtf is your problem???

And what's this about me wanting to fuck Paige? I mean, it's not a bad idea, but I'm not all <3 over her because she's damn fine...

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Originally Posted by P.E.N.G.U.I.N.

Hint hint? wtf is your problem???

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I don't take you for the joking person??:)

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Originally Posted by P.E.N.G.U.I.N.

Hint hint? wtf is your problem???

And what's this about me wanting to fuck Paige? I mean, it's not a bad idea, but I'm not all <3 over her because she's damn fine...

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it was said awhile back, either the thread you first introduced her to cannabis, or one of her first threads... i dunno it's been awhile i just remember it coming up and you saying something along the lines of "never she's liek a sister" or some shit... goddamnit i'm too drunk to play memory games... WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!

No, I said I wouldn't take advantage of two stoned girls...

I'm a joking person, I just wasn't when I posted that up there :D

eh

true true

i am a bitch .. i will go to hell..

No you won't...

If you do, I'll be there trying to keep Satan from you.

ilu penguin!

Thank you, Pixel.

I love you too.

damn paige your sexy girl..i dunno what this threads really about but msg me on aim girl.. lol just to talk ....my sn is zitoedduder ........sorry if im crossing a line with anyone on this thread lol i have no idea what its about all i know is paige is sexy

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Originally Posted by s2headhunter

damn paige your sexy girl..i dunno what this threads really about but msg me on aim girl.. lol just to talk ....my sn is zitoedduder ........sorry if im crossing a line with anyone on this thread lol i have no idea what its about all i know is paige is sexy

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Dude.. she's just going to think you're creepy. She has a boyfriend. Don't try to get in her e-pants.

Kidnap her siblings to get her attention. She's obviously not interested in you right now and this is a quick way to get that attention.

If she doesn't have siblings, slip some sort of non-lethal poison into her soup. When she's not at school for an extended period of time, spread the rumor that she sucked off the big flamboyant senior(there's one in every high school) and told him she just wanted to practice giving head, but instead, wound up with a minor STD because said flamboyant kid sleeps with dirty guys in porn theatres(according to Tom Hanks in Philadelphia).

Last time I checked, though, girls don't find it a turn on when you have to use a message board to try and profess love to a girl in a pitiful, desperate, attention-seeking way.

What the hell are you talking about, Aristotle???

This isn't attention-seeking, the message was only to her but I can't keep other people from coming in here and seeing it.

Be quiet.

uh. try a telephone. you are 100% attention-seeking.

lol...this has gone from a thread to a comedy.

/slap for everyone that can't tell this is all meant to be funny and thinks it's serious.

i dont care what it is. this isnt a fucking chatroom.

PENGUIN, life is much more, than a whore!!! No offense to the woman in question!!!

Oh god this is painful to listen to. Just slip some GHB in her drink one night PENGUIN and get over it.

What the fuck are your people's problems!?

I'm not trying to get in her pants, get the fuck over it.

This isn't attention-seeking, whoever said it was.

Or else I would have directed this to the public, not Paige.

I only started this thread because I had to find out some shit VIA these boards instead of via Paige. If you actually read the first post, you'd realize that.

Piss off.

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Originally Posted by P.E.N.G.U.I.N.

What the hell are you talking about, Aristotle???

This isn't attention-seeking, the message was only to her but I can't keep other people from coming in here and seeing it.

Be quiet.

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I'll fight you. Seriously. Where do you live?

Pussy.

*looks in mirror*

Nope, human.

ROFL^

god thats the best comeback ive ever heard to being called a pussy

find a new chick, penguin

lol i love this shit it's like a soap opera

it's even more entertaining reading it blazed, hahaa.

I know its wrong, but this was the funniest shit I've read in a long time.
Thanks for the thread Penguin, even though you didn't intend for it to come out this way.

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Originally Posted by Aristotle

I'll fight you. Seriously. Where do you live?

Pussy.

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Oh my god aristotle... thats soo funny.. well maybe im just high.. but its still funny

Just so y'all know...

I'm LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW!

"In other news, most of the posted messages today on Cannabis.com seemed to lack actual points. It is speculated there is a deflation of their favored mind altering substance that is causing this phenomonon. Stay tuned for more up-to-the minute updates."

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Oh god this is painful to listen to. Just slip some GHB in her drink one night PENGUIN and get over it.

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LMAO...^that is good advice, just get the job done.

aristotle you are the man

penguin man give it up, we all know you want paige's coochie, you were just too slow bro. the early bird gets the worm, or in this case, the poontang.

theres plenty of fish in the sea though, and your young, so no worries. i must admit paige is a fine catch, too bad shes in someone else boat.

:pimp: :thumbsup:

later

penguin grow the fuck up man you need to relize the better man won here and it wasnt you

and further more if you dont want all these comment s then dont fuckin bring your personal life onto the boards no body wants to hear about the one who gat away and nobody wants to hear you whine cuz you couldnt tag a piece of ass boo fuckin hoo

GROW UP.

She fucked some dude.
Big deal, you're just mad she didn't spread her legs for you.
Obviously that says something about her if she didn't tell her <quote>best friend<unqoute>

She doesn't want you.
Sorry, but she doesn't.
Why do you want to hang out with someone like that, let alone dedicate your feelings nad heart to her?
That's kind of sad.

And yeah,

This was attention seeking. Atleast admit it, you couldn't do this to her face?

Grow up, this isn't fucking highschool it's called LIFE.

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lol

I'm all good now.

No problems.

I'm so happy, calm, and relaxed right now, you guys have no idea (I'm not high, either)

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lmao

jesus christ when is this god dam soap opera gonna end.

ive bitched in like 5 different threads now

jesus

later

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theres plenty of fish in the sea though

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and plenty of hookers that smell like fish OUT of the sea.

here's a tip for keeping half ass internet girlfriends even longer. talk to them one on one. girls usually don't like to be put on a chopping block. especially on a public marijuana forum on the internet. these are better solutions.
1) phone 2) AIM/yahoo/msn/etc 3) email.

lol penguin is a little bitch

I would give my 2¢ here,but that's all it would be worth...

Skink