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hahahahaha, good luck with that.
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hahahahaha, good luck with that.
I'm gonna sue Galileo for making me believe he was from Poland.
good for him hope he wins, religion is bollocks!!
Nothing better than wasting tax payers money on bullshit like this!:mad:
Nowadays everybody has got to sue somebody.
I don't blame em, because as many times as the people get fucked over...the "men" (respectively using this term for terms already created, I can refer to the Man or Men as the Woman or Women if you do so wish) should be fucked over by us.
This is why I have no problem with people collecting unemployment...It is THEIR tax money...and food stamps...TAX MONEY..this is all taken out of OUR /THEIR checks from jobs that you work at, so the government needs to repay when we need it. WTF ... I'm too sober
EDIT: Oh yeah I'm suing everybody who voted for George W. Bush because it's their fault he is in power and making these decisions! :rasta:
Yes yes they should
your honor, I move that his comments be stricken from the record, as the Prince Of Darkness clearly stands by a biased possition!Quote:
Originally Posted by Satan666
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I think(not sure on the origin) it was Shakespeare who said "first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers"Quote:
Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud
this is so stupid...
i hate religion, and i dislike christianity very much...
but still, dont fuck with it.
just because some preists writes that jesus lived (which im sure the guy beleived beyond a doubt) doesn't mean that you have to beleive it. let those who allow themselves to be "deceived" be that way. live and fucking let live man.
now if the preist said "there is outstanding scientific, geneological, phorensic, and historical evidence that shows jesus existed", it'd be a diff story, but the guy's just saying what he beleives, what probably evryone in his parish beleives, and what several thousand men and women have beleived and said themselves for the past 2035 years (judging from somewhere between BC and AD)...
might as well just sue the world for using a dating system that starts at the death of a man who possibly never existed. fat chance there...
shit man... why do stupid, arrogant people exist???? if it werent for them, i would never be mad. I was having a good day until i heard this stupid shit... actually im still having a good day... you know why??? lcuz i dont give a fuck. i dont care. jesus may have lived, he may not have. who is this guy to say that preists and such are wrong for giving millions of poeople a sense of hope, happiness, and peace of mind. even if it is false
anywho... thats the end of my rant. im gonna go smoke a bowl
peace all
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Originally Posted by opiuser
I'm suing you..It's been 2039 years...Jesus died at age 33...
actually, he never died. im smoking a bowl with him right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by STDzRus
Some day.. It will happen.. I'll sue GOD:)
lol yeah sue god ,
but seriously though, christians and muslims should sue their churchs for all the wars
I hope that guy wins. All the church wants it tythes (sp?) anyhow.
I'm gonna sue Madonna for making think she's a virgin in the song "I'm a virgin"
...bitch.
why dosent somebody sue gorge bush for lying about WMD in Iraq?
because the world is a strange place
Its called "LIKE" a virgin, they go into it in reservoir dogs.Quote:
Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
And besides, satan was the light bringer, he gave us knowledge and we were cast down by god, he gave us fire and light, and our world was burnt by the lord, we were given water for our lives, so we would not thirst, and the lord washed us away from the lands with a great flood...
I think satan is doing us alot of favours (or at least giving us enough rope to hang ourselves with), and god is getting a lil uppity aboot the whole thing of being usurped with simple honest truths, so why not vilify the most beautiful of all of heavens hosts by making all the little monkey-folk think hes a horned and tailed goat beareded guy with hooves and a pitch fork. Besides if El diablo dude shows us how pretty he is again god will just poke out all our eyes with a glowing meteor shower like in Day of the triffids or something. STUPID INSECURE DEITY 0.o
Actually, would that be possible? And how would you go about it?Quote:
Originally Posted by krons
I propose that I will sue George Bush, then with the winnings I will buy everyone on the planet a pound of B.C's finest.
then people will sue you; cause your gonna have to get that at far below world prices to do so ^^ make those poor little hondurans work in the chron paddies and all that, like slaves for yoooo 0.oQuote:
Originally Posted by Swizzy89304
Cool, I get my own slave empire! :dance:
it was the will of god that the history of jesus christ b known, whether he existed or not.
many people of this planet have been and still are very positively affected by christianity and jesus, and it doesnt matter if the religeon is true or not. it still gives people something to think about before they do something bad.
Actually ever since I was 10 I always thought "well, history is written by the victor, how do we know satan wasn't just the political opposition and perhapse in favor of a more democratic religion, rather than a dictator who punishes all who oppose him with eternal pain?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Canadabis
not that I believe in either though.
If history is written by the victors why do poeple have blogs ^^
Why do they call the metal plate above a window holding up the bricks a lintel, when its more of an anchor?
It's up to people what they want to belive because its their lives in which its affecting. It's when people push their opinions onto others that gives me the shits. If god was so almighty and perfect then he wouldnt succumb to these human emotions such as jealousy, anger and insecurity.
An all knowing god should be unbias towards everything because he knows everything (the only reason peole tend to be bias on their opinion is because that opinion has been imprinted on their life. We learn things progressively through our life, through our perspective. Since an all knowing god knows everything there would be no bias in what he knows.).
This is why I dont believe in the god that the christians depict. No omnipresent being in my opinion would punish those eternally for something that happened in a lifetime (eternal pain for not obeying his demands in up to 100 years of life, pfft).