This is why you should not do Meth

My girlfriend Tree and myself took her truck to the grocer and parked with her 200 lb mastiff,Zues,in the back seat of the truck.We are in the store no more than 5 minutes when over the loudspeaker an announcement about a man,a dog,and a truck.We rlook at each other and run outside to see a man and his arm in the truck with Zeus shaking his head back and forth.Tree calls 911 on her cell and I am telling the guy to quit fighting..The cops show up in about 3 minutes time and at that point Tree pulls Zeus off the guy.The guy is yelling and blah blah blah and it is obvious he was trying to steal from the truck.The cops call an ambulance and then a bag falls from his pocket.The cops see it and realize it is meth.They search him and find a ton of meth in his backpack.The cops run his ID as we sit and wait.They find out that he has skipped bail and that he wanted. The ambulance shows up and he is handcuffed to the gurney.The cops took our information and then we went to the Animal Hospital to have Zeus checked out.He is okay.The thumb that was missing from the guy is not in Zeus's stomach.

This is a warning to those of you whom do meth..

bwahahaha, luv it! meth sux big uns........ :mad:

HAHA HOLY SHIT YES!!! Great story.

I wanna meet this dog.

Were the cops all like "we need a dog like that on the task force"..?

The guy was a total dumbass.

But what exactly does meth have to do with his actions, other than the fact it fell out of his pocket and had a lot in his backpack?

His actions aren't a direct cause from meth. It's directly from his stupidity.

You shouldn't do meth because it corrodes your mouth, it's addictive, it's makes you paranoid, and it's frankly, a huge waste of money in my opinion, it isn't even that good.

But this man's actions has no correalation with meth. Another scumbag of a criminal.

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Originally Posted by thcbongman

The guy was a total dumbass.

But what exactly does meth have to do with his actions, other than the fact it fell out of his pocket and had a lot in his backpack?

His actions aren't a direct cause from meth. It's directly from his stupidity.

You shouldn't do meth because it corrodes your mouth, it's addictive, it's makes you paranoid, and it's frankly, a huge waste of money in my opinion, it isn't even that good.

But this man's actions has no correalation with meth. Another scumbag of a criminal.

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He could have sold whatever he was stealing to buy meth.Therefor it COULD have had correalation to meth.

The cops were making jokes like,"What do you feed that thing?A baby calf?

I left out the part about the guy crapping himself.He said so.

My pint was that meth~amongst other things~can make one make stupid mistakes.

I love the name "Tree".

awwwweeeeee a mastiff!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuckin meth head, lol... out of all the cars in the parking lot, he chooses the one with a huge ass dog? xD

That is called Karma

Just be glad your dog wasn't an undercover cop. They're sneaky like that.

My friend Tree has a sister Lupin.Her parents are old hippies.Her brother is Rain.The guy must have been thinking,"How could I have picked the biggest as dog i the world to eat my thumb?~laughs~Tree was also hugging her dog saying,"Poor Pumpkin.Did he hurt you?Zeus was just laying there with his head in her lap soaking up all the attention he could.Hint:If a dog can swallow you whole,you should not steal from the truck he is in..

good thing you didnt have any pot in the truck lol... or did you?

You should buy that dog a big fat filet mignon.

dude omg. i know a guy that has a big mastiff named zeus. do u live in nor cali?

father and son are united in a way they could never imagine through a drug forum lol! that would be awesome

the dog prolly just wanted a bump but the fukkn guy was holdin out
sounds like a nise dog, i've seen a presa canario eat a cat
n my old malamute too

Meth sucks :( . Two of my best friends from high school are now street people because of their weakness for that drug. They were once beautiful women now they are toothless and nasty looking and have no life. I'ts a shame. Stay away from that crap. :stoned:

lol i dont think the meth is what got his thumb bitten off i think it was more his reaching into the vehicle to steal something he just happened to be a dumb criminal who was a meth head, but good story though

what confuses me is that if dude had all that crank why was he stealin, usually tweekers steal to get dope.
I think he was tryin to pet your dog.

But meth is so much fun to smoke! All that cough medicine and gasoline, it's awesome!!! :rolleyes:

Yuck. Our city has crazy meth heads all over downtown asking me for money. A major problem in our city right now. It's like a fcking cancer that shit.

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

But meth is so much fun to smoke! All that cough medicine and gasoline, it's awesome!!! :rolleyes:

Yuck. Our city has crazy meth heads all over downtown asking me for money. A major problem in our city right now. It's like a fcking cancer that shit.

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YOU!
where in canada do you live, friend?

What was he doing reaching out to touch a Mastiff anyway?

Stupidity + Meth = Less one dumb thumb

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Originally Posted by thebathroom

YOU!
where in canada do you live, friend?

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Canada? ;) Nah, I'm kidding. Good ol Central Alberta! :dance:

I think that in order to pet the dog he would have had to open the door~laughs~Zeus had a blood test this morning just to check him out.I bought he a New York and some sauce to put on it...