Ejaculating On Seeds?

Ok, I know what you're thinking- I'm nutz and I'm gullable, but my friend said he had read in High Times magazine that the best Cali growers around and other top growers from around the world ejaculate on their seeds after they plant them, and then cover with dirt, water, and they take off amazingly with incredible budds.

That's too wierd for me.

I'm not aware of anything in semen that would make it any better than regular fertilizing products.

ur friend is probly bongn shrooms
and talkn out his ass :eek:

That's funny but it could be a bad omen that the seeds will be male!

Canabliss..
do it and lets see?

make sure you grow some seeds that dont have JIZ on them...
take pictures daily and lets see the results..

an experimenet

and if NUT helps plants

then I am sure Zandor will post you findings inthe FAQ section


GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

I'm... umm.... I'm... wow... this... um... you mean?... but.... dude!.... ok... nah... ok... nah...

Well he said he did it to his last crop and that is how he turned ditchweed seeds into dank budd seeds. He says it's the protein in sperm?

What the fuck do plants need protien for?

ZANDOR!!!!!!!!!!

canabliss.. man for the sake of all humanity
do the experiment... please

dude if someone eva sold me bud an i found out he nuttedededded on i'd jus have to punch him in the m**&^&%fuken mouth...jus a personal note

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Originally Posted by BkSkillz

nuttedededded

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LOL!!!!! :D :thumbsup: :D :) :stoned: :D :dance: :thumbsup: :o :D :) :)

WOW!!!

Ok um...thats even more fuckin' strange than usin' urine as a substitute for Nitrogen nutes.

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Originally Posted by BkSkillz

dude if someone eva sold me bud an i found out he nuttedededded on i'd jus have to punch him in the m**&^&%fuken mouth...jus a personal note

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Yea man! and then pop a cap in that MOFO's head. LOL :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by CanaBliss

Ok, I know what you're thinking- I'm nutz and I'm gullable, but my friend said he had read in High Times magazine that the best Cali growers around and other top growers from around the world ejaculate on their seeds after they plant them, and then cover with dirt, water, and they take off amazingly with incredible budds.

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You're an idiot, and so is your friend.

and there is also the chick who stuck a couple of seeds up her snitch to help them germinate......................................... .............iiiiii right lol,lol,lol,lol

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

You're an idiot, and so is your friend.

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I agree..............This is absolutely ridiculous and pure non sense.

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Originally Posted by Da1KrayzieThug

What the fuck do plants need protien for?

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Well if I'm not mistaken phosphorus (the element needed most during flowering) I believe protein contains phosphorus :P. Dont get me wrong...I might have mis-read what I read.

canabliss...

maybe growing up on a small farm and helping my uncle ranch in the summers as a kid gave me a thick skin for stuff like this, or maybe my ADD just makes me too damn curious...

if i grew, i would totally try this. if i knew my source had tried this i would absolutely take it...

:)

I've heard of giving your plants a little loving care but isn't this taking it to the extreme?

Funny thing is...if you do a google search of "person having sex with plants": bug sex comes in number one and Clinton number 2! GOOOOO WILD BILL!! :thumbsup:

This is some funny shit....I am laughing hard over here.
I'm from Cali. and I don't Jiz on my seeds.

First off, jizzing on a seed would be useless, as what comes from inside the seed, is what we grow, not the outer shell, so please, stop discussing this nonsense. It's ludacris.

Peace

Man squirt is alkaline and thus bad for acid loving seedlings

Your friend masturbates too much....stop being his friend

well, I jerked off on one of my plants

I heard a muffled but distinct

"ASSHOLE, GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

come from the main stem of the MJ plant....


CASE SOLVED -
MJ plant does not appreciate a good pearl necklace

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Originally Posted by Garden Knowm

well, I jerked off on one of my plants

I heard a muffled but distinct

"ASSHOLE, GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

come from the main stem of the MJ plant....


CASE SOLVED -
MJ plant does not appreciate a good pearl necklace

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Big lol

I had that too ...the plant must have been a male

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Originally Posted by Garden Knowm

well, I jerked off on one of my plants

I heard a muffled but distinct

"ASSHOLE, GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

come from the main stem of the MJ plant....


CASE SOLVED -
MJ plant does not appreciate a good pearl necklace

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hahahahahah funny shit garden ,funny as fuck hahahahahahaha:stoned: :D :stoned: :D :D :stoned: :stoned: :D :D :stoned:

why dont you just jerk off onto a bud and smoke it????
maybe the protiens will bind to the thc and amino acids :thumbsup:

imagine u could get high from smoking your own sperm lamo free drugs!!

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Originally Posted by Easy Roller

Big lol

I had that too ...the plant must have been a male

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Excellent point

I am sure glad this thread is not being taken lightly and we are all contributing our services!!

GOOOOOO TEAM

love

what if it is the secret ingredient in HARDDONS spray?

If it was and it worked then fuck yea I'd get to collecting of my man juice, but I doubt it is nor ever will be (we just aren't that lucky) :D