Dumb things you did while you were a noob

What are some of the dumbest things you have said or done while being a noob to weed. Some of mine are I called my friend and asked for 'dang' he was like wtf and I said 'get me some dang plz?' then he was like 'you mean dank?' and I said 'yeah!'

Or this one time when I first smoked I brought a smoking shirt and put it over my shirt smoked a pen hitter or 2 and chucked the shirt in the creek. Then I went home brushed my teeth took a shower and changed clothes, because I thought I reeked of weed.

Alright share some of your times...

I got arrested with some beer when I was 15 and and like a retard had my pipe and two grams (separately bagged, of course) on me. Luckily, they didn't find the weed, too. It would have been: minor in possesion, marijuana w/ intent to distribute, and paraphinalia

i once walked like a mile away from my house to smoke. i thought schwag was just another codeword for weed. i've waited like an hour outside my house quite a few times because i thought i smelled.

uh dumb things eh? well i had an arguement with my school principle, like i was just lipping him off so much and he was getting so frustrated and annoyed, while really baked, had a pipe in my binder, and an 1/8 in my sock, and two cops were outside the door, waiting to talk to the principle, but other than that nothing really haha.

my first experience was when this girl told me about skunk weed i went to smell it and said it smell like a clean skunk and i was expecting it to smell like a skunk exactly

well the first time i smoked i was afraid i stank and really paranoid and really baked so i rode my bike around for 2 hours 'airing out' because i thought i would smell.

if i coughed really bad after hitting it, i would just finish my session with whoever. i would quit after like the 2nd bowl sometime.

Nothing really spectacular. I once scraped the side of my friends car after giving into peer pressure and agreeing to drive stoned. I also, in a desperate need for acceptance, let a couple of my buddys drive my car (or should I say my parents car ;) ) after we all got high as I was too afraid to drive while stoned.

The only other thing I can remember is one of the first time I got chonged, after coming downstairs from hotboxing my buddy's sun room, I started having an argument with myself. Needless to say, I won.

to tell you the truth..i was a very informed noob lol because i hung out with people that did for 2 years and all they would talk about was pot and shit so i new practically eevrything....but ive made a few bad deals in my day..

One of the first times I got high I was in the basement of my brothers house(I was renting the basement from him) and he said something about the closet in my room not opening from the inside. I said thats stupid of course it opens from the inside. I stalked into the closet, shut the door and since my brother was right I effectively locked myself inside.
He wouldn't let me out till I stopped laughing.

the first time I smoked....I smoked out of a bowl....like an actual bowl.

This one time I smoked 2 bowls of the nicest dank I've ever owned (this being like 4 months after I started smoking), and then I met up with some other friends and we smoked like 3 more bowls. I was blazed after the first 2 bowls so i was insanely high after the next 3. So were walking and they want to get something to eat and 1: I didnt have any money so I couldnt buy anything and 2: I just wanted to go home. So i walk the rest of the way home which is about a mile or two.

I walk in, go straight to my room, figure I'll get on my computer and play some games or something, but the monitor starts going sideways and looking trippy so fuck that. I start to play X-box and I'm playing grand theft auto, and i fall over and go to sleep (its like 7 pm lol)

So my parents wake me up 2 hours later and ask me if i have homework, i say no and go back to sleep. My mom walks in and asks who I was with and what i was drinking, so i start flipping out and just deny everything.

Like a fucking moron i ask to stay home from school the next morning and that only proves i have a hangover to my mom, even though i dont. Ohh well id rather her think i was drunk than stoned lol.

haha oh yeah this was the first time I got high and I was smoking out of a bong and my friend was like aight stop hitting it and I keept going and the bong turned like dark yellow and I took it all In (I've never smoked anything before just weed onec or twice and so I cleared the whole thing and was on my ass the whole night, it was the first time I got high. I might have been coughing for like 10 mintutes stright.

Also I thought when my friend was talking he said something like 'yeah and the kid got caught and he had a bowl in his locker' and I said 'so it's a fucking bowl' and he said a bowl like a pipe not a bowl for eating.

first time i smoked i didn't really get high. second time i really wanted to so i just kept taking hits from a bowl, must've been about like 10 hits so far and i still wasn't sure if i was stoned, little did i know i was high as fuck, but i had never experienced before and couldn't quite figure out if i was feeling anything, i was also a bit drunk, but so these kids i was smoking w/ new i hadn't been high beore so they kept just passing the pipe back to me and i was too stoned to realize it wasn't even going around the circle, once i finally realized it after a few more hits i got really paranoid and tried to pretend to take a hit, but they could totally tell. finally, i just got up and ran off the trampoline we were all smoking on and went and sat inside

hmm... Well back in the day when i first started smokin i didn't know about the mechanics of a commen glass pipe. You see, i didn't realize then when i was sucking in the smoke i was also sucking the flame of the lighter down into the weed. So i could never light the bowl myself because i thought it was some lighter trick. It got to the point where all my buddie's would just hold the flame over the bowl and tell me to suck like it was a normal thing. Needless to say, i figured it out a while ago.

Also i learned how to use the choke.

I don't know if you'd call this stupid but before i really knew my weed i bought two grams. The first dope i ever bought. One day i decided to go to lunch at the highschool (i was kicked out at the time) and on the way i decided i should smoke some of that weed. Well, i didn't bust it up and i jammed it all into the bowl i had made from a CO'2 tank. I smoked two grams in one bowl standing between two cars for wind coverage in the open.

I couldn't figure out why i got so damn high until recently when i thought about it.

dumbass things I would do in my early days was mostly just leaving my paraphenelia laying around. My mom found my lighters a couple times, and also my cig hitter.

Shit, I still do that..I cant seem to get everything I guess.

my third time smoking i wanted a more intense experience so i smoked a quarter gram myself rolled into a j (thats a lot for me even now). In a matter of minutes i was having an out-of-body experience

i used to smoke out of cans. that was pretty much the dumbest thing i did when i began smoking.

.25g gives you out of body experiences?
lucky bastard..

The second time I ever got stoned, my friend was all like "Dude! Let's just make a bong out of some old Pepsi bottle!". I don't think I'll ever live it down, but I actually asked "What's a bong?". Then when we were high, I said "I still don't understand how the fuck a bong works, but I like it!".

Arguably 2 of the stupidest things I've ever said.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Jeff Spicoli

.25g gives you out of body experiences?
lucky bastard..

---

thats what my friends tell me. Now when i wanna get real high i smoke an eighth of a gram at most

this thread is funny :rasta: , im going to add aluminum foil pipes on my list

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by 420ultimatesmokage

this thread is funny :rasta: , im going to add aluminum foil pipes on my list

---

Everyones done that :p.
One of the first times i smoked out of a bong i didnt now about the carb so i was sitting there breathing in as hard as possible and nothing was happening and all my buddies were stoned as fuck so wernt intrested, took me like 5 min's to work out i had to put a finger over it :p .

my mom came in a night before when i was making a bong and it was just the bottle and a marker in it so far. i told her it was a crazy spitball gun i was making and i just ripped it apart and threw it away before she could examine it.

i also stole a joint roller back in the day and when i came home it fell out my pocket and i tried to tell my dad it was some metal wallet i found on the street, he just went out back and hammered it shut and gave it back saying "try to roll a doobie now with it" i thought it was funny

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Awill3449

I got arrested with some beer when I was 15 and and like a retard had my pipe and two grams (separately bagged, of course) on me. Luckily, they didn't find the weed, too. It would have been: minor in possesion, marijuana w/ intent to distribute, and paraphinalia

---

there is no way you would get intent to distribute with 2 grams... unless the cop is a fuckng nazi maybe..

well i have a story were i was looked at like an idiot! i had been smoking for about a year, but not very good shit i often could only get ahold of schwag, but i still knew alot about weed, slangs etc. well one night a neighbor from down the street that i had went to school with was walking around the block late at night and he saw me out side smoking so i offered him some since i know he smoke so were talking and shit and he decides to go home and come right back so im like ok, well he comes back with some of his dank, well i had schwag so im like fuck yeah what is this and he said chronic and i was like fuck yeah that the shit i have the chronic here to and he looked at me like i was the stupidest noob ever but he was using it as a slang for good shit and i really had the chronic from serious seeds that had been grown outdoors and was junk! well i didnt figure it out till later and i still have seen him in like 2 years and it still bothers me i feel retarted when i think about it!

I walked far away from my home because I was having some paranoys..
Heh, sometimes I'm trying to teach some guy who's like everyday smoker. :D

when i was a newbie (1983) me and my college roomie were listening to Dio "holy diver" album and we had a two hour discussion on abstract hypothesis and formulated two theories.....Photoflash sex synthesis and the Reverse Cycle Phenomenon. Photoflash sex synthesis states that at first glance of a woman, any woman, you have already undressed her and had sex with her in your mind. this is what controls your urge to meet a girl. the Reverse Cycle Phenomenon is only a name to me now....i cannot remember what it meant! we were so awed by these concepts that we wrote them down on the inner sleeve of the record album to save the thoughts for all time. frigging idiots!!
i also got caught jerking off in the hall bathroom on our floor. i was so high i got a boner out of nowhere so i went to the john to get rid of it. i thought i was being quiet but when i was done there were five guys off the hall giving me a round of applause. i nearly died of embarrasment!

I got really stoned and horny and i started eyeing my cat. I thought, how different could it be? i get my stitches out next week. Not different at all. lol

dai*ma :D

Well one time, it wasnt because i was stupid it was because my lungs were weak after sports conditioning but I coughed into the bowl.... it wasnt that much weed but it took forever to repack the bowl.

ANother time, not when i was a noob, i got so high and drunk that i made out with my friends dog for like 20 min until they told me i was making out with a dog. I still get made fun of for that.

I couldn't get the hang of rolling joints when I first started smoking (about 14) so I used to staple them together just so I could get a few hits. It was so frustrating, I couldnt master the whole roll then stick part.
Im ok now though thank god :)

Not getting a glass piece sooner, all those years of home-made pipes, and aluminum cans for no fuckin reason.

ha, that staple shit made me crack up

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ILoveYouMaryJane

ha, that staple shit made me crack up

---

There is worse, but I'm not going into it. I mean there is being dumb, then there is bring a total retard lol
But yeah, the staple thing wasnt good, imagine passing that joint round your friends?!

suprisingly, i don't think i really have any... since even if i'm high i'm really shy and quiet and don't get up and do stupid shit, i haven't really had the chance to do anything stupid...
although there was this one time i had a few grams on me, and a cop flashed it's lights so i tried to eat the shit bag and all and i couldn't (i dunno why i just "couldn't" i guess i was freaking out to bad to think of chewing it first) and when that didn't work, i spit it onto the floorboard and started like smashing it with my foot (on accident, i was actually trying to kick it up under the seat, but it wouldn't move it just grinded under my foot) =/ i went to jail that night... because i didn't know any better i let this dude go get some weed for me and him, 3 hours later he finally came back with like a small ass joint (for 10 bucks) of some shitty ass weed... in one of my old friends words "that's like 3 seeds and a stem"

ok, my first time smoking weed and getting high kicked ass, we drove around in my cousin's candy apple red 87 firebird with t-roofs and puffed like 3 party bowls(big bowls) between 3 of us, took the t-roofs off and were driving around standing out the t-roofs, then when the weed hit me i got the giggles and we went to play pool....man that was intense, what more could a n00b stoner ask for than a bunch of colored balls bouncing around on a fuzzy green table, man did i laugh my ass off...ya it was pretty dumb, but damn!

I've done some dumb stuff back in the day. Mostly just being insanely high and pissing everybody off. And also the classic noob coughing fits after my first turbo! These days, everything is a bit more calm. I think my proudest achievement is being able to make a bong in under a minute!

I did't do many dumbas things except give a guy 10 bucks before hand and he came back with bag of seeds and told me to smoke them.

Me and a kid were talking and one of my dumbass friends was listening and he said "so how do we smoke out of a bowl?" and he thought we meant a desert bowl. It was real funny

When I first tried to get high, I took all of my dads old stems from the 70's and smoked them in a bowl, using matches. It tasted of sulpher and didn't get me high

Also, when I first started rolling, I sucked ass, so the first roll was shitty, but to cover up my shitty rolling job, I rolled it again. I rolled them up using 2 layers of papers :p It was all paper smoke and hardley weed :p

Alright i think it was my 3rd time smoking and after we smoked we went to burger king to eat. First i ordered a large double bacon cheeseburger witha sprite and i was sitting there waiting for those people to finish making my food. Finally when it was done the lady gave me two trays with the same thing on it and it took me like a good minute to find out that one tray was mine and the other was a friend that got the same thing. I spent the next 10 minutes laughing at myself.

3rd time definetly hits you the hardest.