White,Black?Whats right for you?

I think this would have worked but I'm 4'8 white male.
And they sent me a black dick with it.
Well I thought if my backs turned no one will know.
so with the head of it hanging so low I stuck it in my sock.
I went to the testing facility and went in for the test.
Everything went well till I pulled it out.
It must have went under my foot and the head got smashed and wouldn't let the urine out.So thinking quickly I bit the head off.
That's when things went down hill....
I pissed,the cup was full and it just kept coming I pissed all over the place.
I was so shocked the head of the dick fell out my mouth and rolled under the door out to the nurse.Not knowing what to do.I played the fool and went out with my sample.
The nurse went on like she saw nothing.I sighed all the papers initialed the 2 bottles.
As I was leaving pants legs wet slipping on the wet floor the nurse called me back and said"Is this yours?"Holding the black head of my Rubber Dick.
I said uh no?
She said OK? and I failed the test.
So if you try this product don't lose your head while using it.
http://www.detoxforless.com/urine-t...fake-penis.html
Get the right color Black ones are way to long!

On a side note, this is the funniest thing I've heard for awhile.

Dude only we'd meet up posting somewhere weird. But thats cool eh G-unit.

Oh, gawd, I didn't know what he was talking about, thought it was beatnik poetry at first.

Hey, its better than the guy that injected his girlfriend's pee up his urethra with a syringe, he got caught 'cause it stained a preggo test.

that is fuckin wild

wow
dude, thats the funniest shit ever on this board
a mod needs to sticky this thread

lol that was fucking funny

i didnt understand what was going on until the end, i thought you meant you had black dick, funny shit

Lmfao!

Some luck hahahahaha!

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Originally Posted by FireRazor

On a side note, this is the funniest thing I've heard for awhile.

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i'll second that

maaan ur fuckin crazy.... u shoulda ised a condom or a small shampoo bottle, i pulled dat off with flying colors yesterday....

ummm woops

hahaha thats hilarious

wonder why you failed???:pimp:

man this is probably the first time i have laughed outloud after reading something on this board, at first i thought u were making some weird poetry shit and i was reading it outloud to see if it rhymed then i caught on and was laughing my ass off