worse one night stand

i got this friend.hes got a lil black cloud over his head.hes been thru so much its amazing hes not dead.for this story goes like this.my homie got paid and it was friday night.we got ready and went to the casinomy homie is a big gambler.he was up like 800.00.i dont gamble so i was getting bored.all of a sudden this girl comes up and my dog starts talking with her.they hit it off and they decided to get a room at the casino.he spent like 400.00 on a room on the top floor.they were kicking it and were getting drunk and high.they ran out of shit so this guy whos never before met this girl tells her " take my ride and go get us some more shit " shes says ok ill be right back.

damn that sucks i would never lend my car out to anyone not even one of my bestfriends haha

Expensive night . . .

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Originally Posted by friendowl

i got this friend.hes got a lil black cloud over his head.hes been thru so much its amazing hes not dead.for this story goes like this.my homie got paid and it was friday night.we got ready and went to the casinomy homie is a big gambler.he was up like 800.00.i dont gamble so i was getting bored.all of a sudden this girl comes up and my dog starts talking with her.they hit it off and they decided to get a room at the casino.he spent like 400.00 on a room on the top floor.they were kicking it and were getting drunk and high.they ran out of shit so this guy whos never before met this girl tells her " take my ride and go get us some more shit " shes says ok ill be right back.

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Oof... lesson learned i guess? Probably doesn't help she was intoxicated.. let alone probably a bad driver

Was she okay?

yeah cuz the girl had to be removed with the jaws of life.and when my homies girlfriend found out who was driving she almost killed him herself.

sounds pretty spendy....and all for intoxication...im sure he waqs having fun when the cops come up to tell him, and hes sprinklin a little coke on his bowl of nugglettes

he thought the bitch stole his car.so when he went to call the cops they told him what happened

Thats whacked

thats nuts...good thing noone died

jumped while in line to buy tacos by 6 asians = 2 stab wounds to the back.one close to spinal cord.

shot in the penis and testicles by unknown gang members = odd looking penis and one ball left or one left ball.even the cops felt bad for this one

stuck his hand into machine at work and practically severed it = when he showed the boss what happened the boss vomitted

was backing up his car and the passenger door was open and the door was torn off.
funny ass moment.

got caught drinking and driving with his 8 year old in the car.

arrested for assault with a deadly weapon and intent to do bodily harm and he didnt even do anything.

father is doing 25-life in prison as aresult of three stikes

mom went to answer the door and some girl shot his mom point blank in the head.shes alive but kind of slow.

be glad this is not your life

i endorse this thread dont drink and drive plz recycle