FUCK MARTIN LAWRENCE

Are any of you watching David Letterman right now? Martin Lawrence is on and he's saying the dumbest shit about weed...its so absurb it sounds liek Above the influence put him up to it.HE says "I was doing some dumb stuff when I was on the herb"

Then he lists a bunch of bull shit like trying to pull over cops,and wearing bowling shoes to weddings,making it sound like weed makes you that fucking stupid.

Sort of like the above the influence commercials.Has anyone been watching this asshole?

PS I'm stoned to peices.

Shit, I always liked martin lawrence before, and still do. He was most likely on some other, much harder drugs and possibly just blamed weed because it was the lesser compared to shit like yayy or crack or something.

haha, if he really did do that, looks like I need to be gettin my weed from Big Mommma!

nope, but I agree with ya, I cannot stand those stupid comercials, then are put way out of context,and just so messed up. society's view on weed is really messed up! the golden rule try it before ya knock it! why pot is even illegal is beyond me, if the goverment legalized pot, they could make a huge profit, and treat it just like freakin alcohol, which is 100 times worse then pot! only thing is if pot was legalized, I bet ya anything the pot the goverment sold ya would be schwag all the way!

Martin Lawrence is going to blame whatever he can to escape his very questionable past in an attempt to salvage whatever pathetic little career he has going for him.

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Originally Posted by lemonboy

Martin Lawrence is going to blame whatever he can to escape his very questionable past in an attempt to salvage whatever pathetic little career he has going for him.

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I really hate using this lame peice of shit term butt...


PWNED.

Martin who?

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Originally Posted by VoidLivesOn

Are any of you watching David Letterman right now? Martin Lawrence is on and he's saying the dumbest shit about weed...its so absurb it sounds liek Above the influence put him up to it.HE says "I was doing some dumb stuff when I was on the herb" Then he lists a bunch of bull shit like trying to pull over cops,and wearing bowling shoes to weddings,making it sound like weed makes you that fucking stupid. Sort of like the above the influence commercials.Has anyone been watching this asshole? PS I'm stoned to peices.

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I just saw it, and yes, his depiction of weed was tailored to the middle-American, Letterman audience. I never heard of him before.

Although this show is shot in New York, the studio audience is all tourists.

That other asshole Craig Ferguson, (â??Late Lateâ?�) that comes on after Letterman, was responsible for writing the atrocious screenplay for the movie Saving Grace - which was a close contender for the worst movie about pot of all time. At least Reefer Madness is funny.

Speak of the devil, here he (C. Ferguson) is right now with his endless monologues, bad impressions, and lousy jokes.

actually it depends on the context... ever seen "you so crazy"? he "talks bad about weed" in that too, but it's funny, cuz we all know he's a comedian and he's there to make us laugh... just because he talks down on something doesn't mean he believes it, he's just trying to make you laugh... i've found alot of things like this in stand up comedy... some of them talk down on stuff, some of them act "ok" with things.... you just have to know how to realize they're not saying this stuff because they don't advocate it....
lik ei said tho, it depends on the context it was used, and as i didn't watch it.. i dunno if he was just trying to be funny, and if he wasn't then all of this doesn't apply and i have only one thing to say...


fuck him.

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That other asshole Craig Ferguson,

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allow me to finish this sentence for you..

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That other asshole Craig Ferguson,

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needs to be shot in the fuckin nuts then tied to a telephone pole in which crows pick at the left over remains of them til he dies.

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

allow me to finish this sentence for you..needs to be shot in the fuckin nuts then tied to a telephone pole in which crows pick at the left over remains of them til he dies.

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Yes, that's good idea! :dance:

PS - If anybody from CBS that works for the Late Late show is reading this, your show sucks! Send that irish fairy back to Glasgow, or wherever the fuck he came from.

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Originally Posted by Breukelen advocaat

Send that irish fairy back to Glasgow, or wherever the fuck he came from.

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Isn't that a Scottish accent? ;)

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

actually it depends on the context... ever seen "you so crazy"? he "talks bad about weed" in that too, but it's funny, cuz we all know he's a comedian and he's there to make us laugh... just because he talks down on something doesn't mean he believes it, he's just trying to make you laugh... i've found alot of things like this in stand up comedy... some of them talk down on stuff, some of them act "ok" with things.... you just have to know how to realize they're not saying this stuff because they don't advocate it....
lik ei said tho, it depends on the context it was used, and as i didn't watch it.. i dunno if he was just trying to be funny, and if he wasn't then all of this doesn't apply and i have only one thing to say...


fuck him.

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Yeah, I make fun of the stereotypical stoner, and the stereotypical effects when making jokes, etc - of course I don't really think that's how weed is. :twocents:

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Originally Posted by lateralus

Isn't that a Scottish accent? ;)

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Yes, it is, but his ancestry is Irish - according to him.

Ferguson has said on his POS show that his parents were poor Irish immigrants who, for some reason, ended up in Scotland.

Below: Ferguson (from his show's web site)

lol, I'm pretty sure our boy craig has irish roots, then again, I dont really care if he is. God I wish Russell Crowe would have a show...and maybe with a tugboat named tugger. ...lol...:stoned:

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Originally Posted by Breukelen advocaat

Yes, it is, but his ancestry is Irish - according to him.

Ferguson has said on his POS show that his parents were poor Irish immigrants who, for some reason, ended up in Scotland.

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Ah. My proverbial bizzad.

Why would an Irishman go to Glasgow its in Scotland, some people eh?

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Originally Posted by Breukelen advocaat

Below: Ferguson (from his show's web site)

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Nice breastesses for a guy. :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by VoidLivesOn

PWNED.

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not trying to be a nerd but what does that mean?

yea ferguson and letterman really arnt funny... jay lenos not bad and conan is the man

I still love that impression of Letterman that they did on family guy...so damn funnny..


"Peter's tie, Peter's tie, Peter's tieeeee
oh, just a little tie musicc.."

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Originally Posted by Smoking Ganja

letterman really arnt funny... jay lenos not bad and conan is the man

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Hahaha! Oh.. was that a joke? :o

Martin Lawrence was a guest on Conan tonight. I didn't see all of it, fortunatly, but what I did see was not funny.

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Originally Posted by VoidLivesOn

PWNED.

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not trying to be a nerd but what does that mean?

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It means "owned" as in..

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Originally Posted by lemonboy

Martin Lawrence is going to blame whatever he can to escape his very questionable past in an attempt to salvage whatever pathetic little career he has going for him.

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Martin Lawrence got told. However, I disagree - I don't see many millionaires here at cann.com. :cool:

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Originally Posted by tootsie roll

Martin who?

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exactly... terrible actor. terrible comedian.