BITCH IS GOING DOWN

ok, so normally i am a barefoot, peace-love-and-happiness, kumbaya sort of chick. i would never hurt a fly, much less a person, unless they really really deserve it. i know a motherfucker who does.

saturday night i went to a party and got pretty trashed. after some hot steamy sex in the bathroom, i went to the couch to go pass out, using my purse as a sort of makeshift pillow. when i woke up the next morning, my purse was wide open and my beautiful beautiful 100 dollar bubbler crazy eddie was missing. now im going ripshit, tearing apart the house trying to find it, waking up a bunch of hungover kids and asking "who the fuck took my bubbler?". what i managed to find out was that this kid named will, who i actually knew from going to camp with back in the day, was known for stealing purses, money, and alcohol at parties before. so basically this motherfucker's gonna die.

who steals a bubbler? who?! WHY????

all i wanna do is be peaceful and happy but THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GONNA PAY.

you are not peaceful and happy,you are placing human life second to a $100 thing. Please do not compare yourself to hippies. You are an angry young chick who needs to chill.

i want some hot steamy sex in the bathroom

ok, calm. a) i never compared myself to a hippie, and b) clearly being a little dramatic. after all, this is the internet.

plus, if someone stole your 100 dollar bubbler for no reason, simply to be a MASSIVE DICK, wouldnt you want to fuck some shit up?

i sure do.

Gotta find out exactly who it was. It was prolly the kid who told you it was Will that took it.

i would be so pissed i would deff kick the shit outta the kid. theives have it coming. just be sure you have the right person.

you said you got trashed you sure you didn't lend it somebody?

csi the chronic tales go get him

but be very sure its him

sic pacum para bellum

well find hhim...and ask him to give it back...if he dosnt think of something to do from there

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Originally Posted by heatherhatesyou

who steals a bubbler?

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someone that either doesn't have one, or someone who has one and wants another one

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Originally Posted by heatherhatesyou

who?!

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i just answered that

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Originally Posted by heatherhatesyou

WHY????

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it's called a theif and there seems to be alot more of them these days, i would guess because some kids are either just to dumb to realize, or just dont give a shit, that some people work for the shit they get.

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Originally Posted by heatherhatesyou

who steals a bubbler? who?! WHY????

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Hm, maybe he wanted to send you an anti-drug message. Yes, I think that's it - I think this person is just concerned about your well being, Heather. Yes, I think he stole your bubbler to save you from the confines of the drug prison you are building for yourself. Sounds to me treatment should be seeked out immediately.

This person obviously cares about you very much.

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

someone that either doesn't have one, or someone who has one and wants another one

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lol

yea that would piss me off too.

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Originally Posted by lateralus

Hm, maybe he wanted to send you an anti-drug message. Yes, I think that's it - I think this person is just concerned about your well being, Heather. Yes, I think he stole your bubbler to save you from the confines of the drug prison you are building for yourself. Sounds to me treatment should be seeked out immediately.

This person obviously cares about you very much.

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sorry, i should've made myself clearer. obviously i know why someone would steal a bubbler. my cry of "why?!!" was mostly out of frustration and anguish. anguish because i love crazy eddie. oh crazy eddie.

see, anguished again. fuck.

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Originally Posted by kmcmick

you are not peaceful and happy,you are placing human life second to a $100 thing. Please do not compare yourself to hippies. You are an angry young chick who needs to chill.

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:clap: :clap: right on the shnoozle

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Originally Posted by pixel

sic pacum para bellum

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Contradictio in terminis.

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Originally Posted by heatherhatesyou

sorry, i should've made myself clearer. obviously i know why someone would steal a bubbler. my cry of "why?!!" was mostly out of frustration and anguish. anguish because i love crazy eddie. oh crazy eddie.

see, anguished again. fuck.

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i knew that, i'm just a smart ass by nature.... and with about 10 years of practice i can be prety good at it, if you judge "good' by being able to take everything someone says into a literal statement til they get so pissed they just don't say nothing.. it's a good way of getting those people who talk too damn much to shut up sometimes... wives included.. :rolleyes:

As for me, I was serious. This is no laughing matter, drugs are against the law and your well-being.