just imagine this (THC PILLS)

taken from : http://www.freshlybaked.com/recipes/...pe=Thc%20Pills

Up in smoke! That's where 85% of your expensive purchased pot is going. Only 15% of inhaled burning Marijuana is absorbed by your lungs when smoked. The rest is simply blown away!
To make smokeless Marijuana, THE THEORY: THC ( TetraHydroCanabinol ) is the active part of Marijuana, the part that gets you stoned. The tiny little cells of the Marijuana plant contain oil, most of which is composed of THC. The trick is too release this oil into your body thru digestion. However, God did not intend for man to chew on grass as cows do so our digestive system is not geared to eating and digesting the Buds and Leaves of Pot. If you should eat these organs of the POT plant they will simply pass thru your digestive system relatively unchanged. However I don't dought that some of the pot cells will burst in your stomach and digestive tract to release the stoney THC but a high percentage of them will not. So the trick is to brake open as many of the pot cells of the plant as possible and not disturbe the THC inside.

To make smokeless Marijuana, THE PROCESS: The first piece of equipment you will need is a blender. One with exceptionally sharp blades. Sharpen them with a small round file. HINT: a cofee mill or grinder will also work. Put your very dry Marijuana leaf into the blender and grind the stuff up. ( BUDS work great too !!! ) NEXT: Strain the ground POT thru a brass screen. A 000 ( triple-000 ) guage brass screen easily obtained from your local hardware store. Blend and re-blend the stuff and filter it thru the screen repeatedly. The object is to end up with ground weed near the consistancy of flour for the maximum serface area. ( AND SURFACE AREA IS THE KEY!!! ) Next we will need to rupture the tiny Maruijana cells and capture the stony THC. You will need a Microwave oven for this. ( However I have found that any signifigant heat source will work. ) Place your very refined Marijuana powder in a clear, Microwave- able pyrex/glass container. Add an edible cooking oil to your POT powder. Mr. Salemi recomends olive oil 'cause he is an Italian However any edible cooking oil will work. ( Try Peanutbutter Oil !!! ) YUM The amount of oil cannot be specified as it depends on your amount of POT powder Mr. Salemi recomends a 20% oil-to-powder ratio. Next NUKE your deliciouse concoction of OIL/MARIJUANA powder. Add oil if necessary. The mixture must become oily, thick, black, and of a tarr-like consistancy. Repeate this NUKEing process several times if you must and between each NUKEing stire the batch to homoginize and ditribute heat evenly. What is happening is that the Microwaves are bursting the stoney Marijuana cells like popcorn and the THC is escapeing only to be trapped by the cooking oil thus makeing the Marijuana totally digestable and almost 100% of the THC to be absorbed by your digestive system only to go strait to your brain !!! ENJOY! Next: let the stuff cool. Then at room temp. place in your freezer. This freezing process might cause the stuff to be even more potent because the freezing process causes the last few remaining POT cells to burst from expansion by crystal- ization. Also if you don't freeze immediately your brew will become subject to rotting!! So, use this oil in Brownies, or anything else you can think of quickly or freeze it. After the stuff has cooled for a few hours then begin stuffing the near-solid oil into empty 00 ( bouble-00 ) gelatin capsules you can easily obtain at a grocery store or pharmacy. Store these POT caps in a clean dry jar in your freezer also to prevent spoilage. Take one ( for a good time ) or two ( for a really good time ) caps right after a good meal and just before going bar-hopping Right after a meal because this is the time that your digestive system is in high gear. It should take about a half an hour to an hour for the stoneing to take place. Don't be dismayed that you don't seem to feel the effects as rappidly as smokeing it. The effects of fully digested THC lasts about four hours as opposed to 15-30 minutes for smokeing it. Also the stoneing is much more intense!!! TRUST ME! ZZZZzzzzapp!

This is yet another bad post with a bad recipe for for bad hash. Microwave? Please, dude... what a fucking waste of effort. First of all, if your gonna make has why the fuck would you eat it? THC is POORLY obsorbed through the cell walls in your stomach. I'm not even going to point out everything that is wrong with this post, just letting everyone know that this process is NOT worth your time :thumbsup:

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it isnt hash.

I know exactly its your own convoluted unnefective version of hash lol

it isn't mine.


yeah i wouldn't waste my time doing it either, it's just an idea that hasnt been said before. my friend says he knows of this thing that seperates the bud from the crystals, so you could smoke a bowl of crystal thc. that'd be better.

im gonna have to contact this freshlybaked site, because this method does not work effectively at all, it is almost angering to see a site reccomend such a stupid recipe

Dude, Rasta, I just read a long article, I'm translating it now, so all of you can read it!

They have efficient cannabis pills.. They are called Marinol.. BLABLABLA... You can read the whole thing tomorrow!:)

yes there are but the extraction method is far more extensive and requires lab equptment+ the stone isn't anywhere near as good

i beleive marinol is also available to medical mj users thru the US government..

marinol is synthetic THC that produces a clear and more mental high. the problem with it is that it is not very potent compared to marijuana when smoked, and extreme dizziness can easily occur.

The potency is lower only because they have to use medical cannabis.. I'll start translating again later.. I'm to hungover right now..

And rasta, you can get that pill in the U.K. , Canada, Holland off course, and in the US.!:)

I think there where a few other places, but I'm to tired to go and find out now..!:)

This sounds like it would actually work, why are you bashing him rasta? I think baking it into brownies would be better though. (and easier)

Yeah, just making cannabutter is far easier. Im sure you all know how to do it, but for those few who dont...
1. Grind or chop up your bud/shake so its powdery. The finer the better. (Note: cooking it is extremey potent, so use about an ounce of average shake or 14gs of bud for this amount of butter. Im guessing on the amount of shake to use, as Ive only ever done this with bud).
2. Heat up around 150g of butter in a pan, constantly stirring. I sometimes like to add a little dash of vodka aswell. When its reached boiling point, add the bud. Continue to stir and simmer for about 30 mins. REMEMBER - CONSTANTLY STIR!
3. You can either strain the butter through something like a pair of tights and repeat the process to get all the THC out of the Herb, but its not really worth it unless you really want to. Also, some people dont like the taste of Herb so they strain it, but I think it tastes quite nice.
Put in the fridge, ready for your morning toast! (no pun intended)

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This is yet another bad post with a bad recipe for for bad hash. Microwave? Please, dude... what a fucking waste of effort. First of all, if your gonna make has why the fuck would you eat it? THC is POORLY obsorbed through the cell walls in your stomach. I'm not even going to point out everything that is wrong with this post, just letting everyone know that this process is NOT worth your time :thumbsup:

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but if you leave it under your tongue you definately feel it................i did that one night in brooklyn and passed out on the LIRR and ended up somewhere an hour away from where i needed to go.........and owed the LIRR 10 bucks for about 2 months...

seems like it would work, but thc isnt the only thing that contirbutes to that high we all love. Id rather just smoke it or bake it into brownies

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They are called Marinol

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just because i fear someone may do the same stupid mistake i did...
if you come across marinol pills, be forewarned you can od on them, and easily at that.. even if it's only an od that just makes you sick as hell, more than life threatening (although you can od on thc, and with marinol it makes it very easily possible to take a deadly od) you still need to take care.. the first time i did them, i took, 3 i chewed them to get them to act faster, and i got pretty fucking high, but i was smoking that night too, so next time i got them i had 4 (glad my friend lost the 5th one or i woulda took alll 5) this time no weed, chewed like thte last time... i ended up spending about 2-3 hours being more high than i'd ever been in my life, then another 6-7 puking my guts out and going in and out of conscienceness.. my wife even called poison control center because she was worried... so if you get ahold of these, be careful =/ i underestimated them "because it's only thc" and learned a good lesson that night too...

marinol

wow slipknot, sounds pretty fucked

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Originally Posted by daZenfmeister

This sounds like it would actually work, why are you bashing him rasta? I think baking it into brownies would be better though. (and easier)

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because it dosen't work, thousands have tried, I am just trying to save a few people on this site from wasting a ton of weed :thumbsup:

do you have to have a perscription to get marinol?

please say no :)

yes you do.

Do you have to be a dude to smoke weed?

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

just because i fear someone may do the same stupid mistake i did...
if you come across marinol pills, be forewarned you can od on them, and easily at that.. even if it's only an od that just makes you sick as hell, more than life threatening (although you can od on thc, and with marinol it makes it very easily possible to take a deadly od) you still need to take care.. the first time i did them, i took, 3 i chewed them to get them to act faster, and i got pretty fucking high, but i was smoking that night too, so next time i got them i had 4 (glad my friend lost the 5th one or i woulda took alll 5) this time no weed, chewed like thte last time... i ended up spending about 2-3 hours being more high than i'd ever been in my life, then another 6-7 puking my guts out and going in and out of conscienceness.. my wife even called poison control center because she was worried... so if you get ahold of these, be careful =/ i underestimated them "because it's only thc" and learned a good lesson that night too...

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First thing. you cannot OD on THC or any other natural cannabinoids.

Second thing... Marinol is not THC. It is a synthetic compound which is an analogue designed to mimic THC. it only acts on the same receptor, it does not have the exact same effect

and ill bet that the capsules have some kind of filler substance.

THC, other cannabinoids, and synthetic analogues are solid. not gel like the capsules

so dont smoke em

*edit

just looked it up and they have sesame oil in them

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First thing. you cannot OD on THC or any other natural cannabinoids.

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that's where you're wrong.. you can OD on ANYTHING... water is as natural as it gets, and you can OD on that too... do your research before you call me out... to OD on THC you would roughly have to consume your body weight in weed (not sure if this means scwagg or chronic) within hours.. while that feat it's self is pretty much impossible, the fact still remains if you extracted all the thc out of that somehow and managed to put it all in your system you could die.

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that's where you're wrong.. you can OD on ANYTHING... water is as natural as it gets, and you can OD on that too... do your research before you call me out... to OD on THC you would roughly have to consume your body weight in weed (not sure if this means scwagg or chronic) within hours.. while that feat it's self is pretty much impossible, the fact still remains if you extracted all the thc out of that somehow and managed to put it all in your system you could die.

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just wondering... how would you OD on water?

i'm not exactly sure, i just know you can. i'll try to find the article on it later (some scietists must be really bored sometimes) but right now i'm in the middle of reinstalling, and it doesn't look like ima be done anytime soon

you can od on water because it dilutes ur blood. Usually happens to runners who drink during their races. they drink a bunch of water, it dilutes their blood, and they become very weak, and show what is normally signs of dehydrtation, so they drink more water and usually end up passing out before they have the chance to die.

anywho...

with the whole OD on THC thing. if it would take your body's weight in thc to overdose, then it's physicxally impossible to overdose. there's no way you could ingest that much, you would literally pop before you got it all in you.

therefore, you cant od on thc.

OR you could sift like 2-3 ounces 'o' weed through a silk screen collect the resin then sift that then put it in a cig cello wrap pack it then fold it seal with sticky wrap in news paper wet put in the oven for 10 mins at 170f take it out roll it in the wrappers then put in the frige and voila'. then if you like you could eat it i suppose...

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

just because i fear someone may do the same stupid mistake i did...
if you come across marinol pills, be forewarned you can od on them, and easily at that.. even if it's only an od that just makes you sick as hell, more than life threatening (although you can od on thc, and with marinol it makes it very easily possible to take a deadly od) you still need to take care.. the first time i did them, i took, 3 i chewed them to get them to act faster, and i got pretty fucking high, but i was smoking that night too, so next time i got them i had 4 (glad my friend lost the 5th one or i woulda took alll 5) this time no weed, chewed like thte last time... i ended up spending about 2-3 hours being more high than i'd ever been in my life, then another 6-7 puking my guts out and going in and out of conscienceness.. my wife even called poison control center because she was worried... so if you get ahold of these, be careful =/ i underestimated them "because it's only thc" and learned a good lesson that night too...

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Thanks for sharing your experience man. I'm sorry to hear how awful it was for you. I have taken these once before. Swallowed one then waited an hour or so to see the initial effects. Nothing really happened so I chewed the other two I was given and it was a decent high albeit it was somewhat weak compared to other highs I have endured.

Anyway the guy I had gotten them from previously is giving me 10 more for free and I was actually going to make a thread asking of possible hazards from taking all 10 over the course of 3-4 hours. Again thanks for sharing, now I know of the (possibly last) mistake I would have made.

For those of you who are wanting to try these pills out, I will not glorify its use. They did not live up to my expectations, but maybe I had expected too much. The high is unparalleled to the efficiency of pill form. Just smoke it, or if you're desperate for variety bake it or whatever.

just stick to smoking :)

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it isn't mine.


yeah i wouldn't waste my time doing it either, it's just an idea that hasnt been said before. my friend says he knows of this thing that seperates the bud from the crystals, so you could smoke a bowl of crystal thc. that'd be better.

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dont post something unless you've tried it and it works... i mean come on..

Yes you can od on water. In fact there was a water drinking contest in the news about a month ago where the winner, a woman, died from water intoxication. Too much of anything is bad for your body. Think about it, you rbody has to work to get anything out of it. You can also kill your liver with significant doses of THC. Nothing is going to happen if you just smoke responsibly though.

As far as marinol, it is synthetic THC. It comes in little round capsules smaller than a pea. They are black or very dark purple in color and contain an oil on the inside (they are gel caps much like a vitamin E cap.). Take 10, as one poster suggested he was thinking of doing, and you WILL cause permanent liver damage. Come on people, don't be greedy. Anyway, these things are ultra expensive because they cost so much to make. I think one pill is like $30 or something. They are used for cancer patients to help control severe nausea after chemo. They also are prescribed to AIDS patients to boost appeptite.

why not heat 'flour weed' with oil on the stove as if you were baking with it then somehow just consume the active weed oil...i think the freezing and dont let it rot and putting it into capsules seems over the top...somethin about the microwave i dont like also

Edit: post deleted, same thing as one above, didnt see, sorry.

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Yes you can od on water. In fact there was a water drinking contest in the news about a month ago where the winner, a woman, died from water intoxication. Too much of anything is bad for your body. Think about it, you rbody has to work to get anything out of it. You can also kill your liver with significant doses of THC. Nothing is going to happen if you just smoke responsibly though.

As far as marinol, it is synthetic THC. It comes in little round capsules smaller than a pea. They are black or very dark purple in color and contain an oil on the inside (they are gel caps much like a vitamin E cap.). Take 10, as one poster suggested he was thinking of doing, and you WILL cause permanent liver damage. Come on people, don't be greedy. Anyway, these things are ultra expensive because they cost so much to make. I think one pill is like $30 or something. They are used for cancer patients to help control severe nausea after chemo. They also are prescribed to AIDS patients to boost appeptite.

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suprised this thread came back after a year.... i've learned alot since then...btw, the marinol i had, were brown/tan which were the highest dose of them...

i learned, they weren't actually thc, but something that is chemically similar, and it is very possible to OD on them.. it isn't just super powerful thc in those pills... i still advise extreme caution if you get your hands on these... as i learned they are also extremely unreliable... you can take a certain dose one day, and it'll take hours to finally kick in and you'll only feel a minor buzz, while you take the same dose, under the exact same conditions, and it could kick in, in a half hour, and make you physically sick (assuming you took a 'normal' prescribed dose, it would just be from the 'high') ....

i know so many people out there that smoke, want to try them ('weed pills') so bad, becasue ti's new, and they're glorofied.... but they're unpredictable, and can leave ANYONE, the heaviest smoker, the lightest smoker, the fattest person and the skinniest person alike (weight plays alot when it comes to pills and orally administered doses of anything) sick as hell, and regretting ever taking it, even if you took the lightest prescribed dose possible...

i'm afriad someone is going to tell me i duno what i'm talking about, but i'm afraid i do, i've had expreience, and i've done quite a bit of research on them as well... if you're half-way smart, you will heed my advice, anyone who doesn't... well just keep in mind, i tried to warn you, and just cuz you have a good experience once, doens't mean you'll have another one.

Thats actually not all true. 98% of the smoke IS ACTUALLY absorbed by your lungs in the first 2 seconds.

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just wondering... how would you OD on water?

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osmosis ftl
Water intoxication - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

idk if you guys have heard of this "marithol"? (medical weed pill)
weak, heard you have to take 12 to equal dank shit...
but idk if its what your talking about....