On the crapper

I like to read and smoke a J, or my pipe.

Lol, am I the only one who likes to drop a turd and get high at the same time? Its so relaxing, really helps things flow more easily.

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Originally Posted by Swizzy89304

Lol, am I the only one who likes to drop a turd and get high at the same time? Its so relaxing, really helps things flow more easily.

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I think it helps people with IBS- :smokin:

when i poop it is not a good scene people get hurt

I get on the crapper and back off, so I can go smoke more weed.

There no place for mary in the bathroom, except the bath that is! Toking on the crapper hell no, like to have a lil read while I'm there though. I've heard that listening classical music can help move the motions if one is constipated.

Peace

Buddy

I'm either smoking while im dropping one or im texting with my cell phone or playing video games on the cell phone.

I didnt vote because there isnt an option saying you cant even wait to get off the crapper to smoke.

i just pee and look at the beach scene wallpaper.
i have a theory: men hate to SIT on the crapper because it makes them feel like women. so they hold in thier poo for as long as they can,then let it all out in one extended session. and since they use the bathroom standing up, they have less of the opportunity to take a poop as women do. the ladies usually take asmall crap every time we pee.

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Originally Posted by BizzleLuvin

i just pee and look at the beach scene wallpaper.
i have a theory: men hate to SIT on the crapper because it makes them feel like women. so they hold in thier poo for as long as they can,then let it all out in one extended session. and since they use the bathroom standing up, they have less of the opportunity to take a poop as women do. the ladies usually take asmall crap every time we pee.

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So true babe!

i honestly didnt know that
i like to get up in the morning take my pipe in the bathroom when i take a dump and smoke or if i dont have weed i smoke a cigarette.

Smoking shit in the toilet could really be misunderstood. (666th post Moehaha)

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Originally Posted by BizzleLuvin

i just pee and look at the beach scene wallpaper.
i have a theory: men hate to SIT on the crapper because it makes them feel like women. so they hold in thier poo for as long as they can,then let it all out in one extended session. and since they use the bathroom standing up, they have less of the opportunity to take a poop as women do. the ladies usually take asmall crap every time we pee.

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I actually prefer to sit when I pee. Gives the legs a rest from having to get up off the sofa and walk upstairs.
I really need to get a fridge in my bathroom aswell. Nothin like a cold beer on the crapper!

^ lol

why dont u just move your crapper to the lounge? so u can watch telly, have a beer, and smoke a J, all at the same time...with out moving :thumbsup:

The other night, I saw on a show, a crapper recliner with all sorts of things. Maybe Conan O'brien.

no sense distracting myself and making it take longer than it should, just get in and get out.

Maybe when I'm old and it takes me time to poop I'll take up bathroom hobbies like reading and smoking weed, but it just doesn't take me long enough to make things like that worthwhile.

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

The other night, I saw on a show, a crapper recliner with all sorts of things. Maybe Conan O'brien.

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nice, does it recline into a bed? so you can sleep while you shit haha now that would be convenient!

u didnt have poop and wank so i refuse to vote

or poop and sending text messages!

i alreaddy voted "just poop" tho damit

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Originally Posted by StOneD.aS.FuK

nice, does it recline into a bed? so you can sleep while you shit haha now that would be convenient!

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It reclined far enough to take a nap, yes.

I like to eat an orange when i take a dump.