THe TRUE discoverer of weed. George Washington. (High story.)

Alright man so like back in the old times and stuff George washington was talking with his other president friends and he's like "you know what this states needs, dudes?" and nobody knows but he tells them hes like, he turns to the white side of the room and he's like "Money, man." then he turns to the black side of the room and says "Papers, fools."

So then he says to himself man the money needs to be green so that way people can't cointerfeit it and shit. so he's like, we ahve to find a new plant that's green and able to made into paper. so man they try all these different plants, but man the paper they make is really sucky and hard to write on. so finally found a plant, which we now know is marijuana, but they did not know that at the time. they took the plant to the factory, and put into the paper machine. when the paper began coming out, he tested it and it was fan fuckin tastic.

so then he started having money printed that way, to distribute over the states, to create a currency.

But one day, at the plant, a worker was taking a cigarette break outside. He unknowingly flicked his cigarette butt onto a sleeping shomeless man who proceeded to catch on fire, which in turn, set ablaze the hemp money factor he was sleeping against.

So man, the motherfuckers burns like crazy man. all the workers are dead and shit, but i think they died happy. so man, everybody in the nearby town of Cannsis sees the smoke and there like shit dude what is that i don't know lets go find out.

so now we have like a whole town driving out to this burning factory, and when they all get there, it's all smoky and shit cause of the money and the plants being burned to the gorund. so everybody gets all super stoned and shit. and it's the whole town stowned out there. together. and man there's no munchies so they like start eating eachother and shit. and then they get all super horny and start raping people while they're eating them and like, crazy shit dude.

so they ended up all killing eachother cause they were so high man. so then no one ever knew it happened and that's why everybody else thinks it was something different.

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i agree with san

i need more friends like you

oh my god

your mind and thought process intrigues me

your fun! :thumbsup:

i somehow cant beleive this is true.

I have a high story too. Bob marley versus jesus

Here it goes: okay so word around the campfire is that bob marley is the biggest weed man heaven ever seen and jesus doesnt like competiteon... so jesus went to find out first hand what bobs weed was like so the set up a transaction at the 7-11 in little jamaica... bob was fucked up on oxy contin so he decied that he was gonna rip off jesus. the met in the parking lot jesus in his denver nuggets fit walks up to the car and leans in the window. "whats up" says jesus .. here you go says bob they make the transaction jesus gets in the car and looks at the sack what this aint weed this is oregano by , by then bob and the marley bro's have already taken off in the rasta astro van . jesus in his 1960 hardtop mustang speeds up and pulls along the drivers side were bob is sitting and shoots bob 18 times and he dies even though hes in heaven bobs last words are " ill be back" cause you cant die in heaven. damien gains control of the astro van and gets away ,. this wouldnt be the last time damien would see jesus , jesus was pissed he went back to the crib and snorts 2 lines off the toilet seat and grabs 2 desert eagles and his sawed off shotgun. jesus stumbles out of the house and gets in his car . jesus comes up with an idea he would go to the jamaican hideout and finsish what he started . jesus breaks in the door and meets damien, stephen,julian, and ziggy. jesus is blinded by the cloud of smoke and his eyes tear up from the chronic smoke. the marley bros take advantage and beat jesus to death with a mixture of brass knucks baseball bats and guitars. the end

dont be offened if your a jesus lover cause im a bob marley lover and its just a story that i made up when i was high.

By the way, I apoligize for that post. I just read it while sober, and that is the stupidest shit, ever.

Haha dude, it was hilarious, don't worry about it.

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Originally Posted by Jesse DeForest

Alright man so like back in the old times and stuff George washington was talking with his other president friends and he's like "you know what this states needs, dudes?" and nobody knows but he tells them hes like, he turns to the white side of the room and he's like "Money, man." then he turns to the black side of the room and says "Papers, fools."

So then he says to himself man the money needs to be green so that way people can't cointerfeit it and shit. so he's like, we ahve to find a new plant that's green and able to made into paper. so man they try all these different plants, but man the paper they make is really sucky and hard to write on. so finally found a plant, which we now know is marijuana, but they did not know that at the time. they took the plant to the factory, and put into the paper machine. when the paper began coming out, he tested it and it was fan fuckin tastic.

so then he started having money printed that way, to distribute over the states, to create a currency.

But one day, at the plant, a worker was taking a cigarette break outside. He unknowingly flicked his cigarette butt onto a sleeping shomeless man who proceeded to catch on fire, which in turn, set ablaze the hemp money factor he was sleeping against.

So man, the motherfuckers burns like crazy man. all the workers are dead and shit, but i think they died happy. so man, everybody in the nearby town of Cannsis sees the smoke and there like shit dude what is that i don't know lets go find out.

so now we have like a whole town driving out to this burning factory, and when they all get there, it's all smoky and shit cause of the money and the plants being burned to the gorund. so everybody gets all super stoned and shit. and it's the whole town stowned out there. together. and man there's no munchies so they like start eating eachother and shit. and then they get all super horny and start raping people while they're eating them and like, crazy shit dude.

so they ended up all killing eachother cause they were so high man. so then no one ever knew it happened and that's why everybody else thinks it was something different.

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in dazed and confused, i thought it was funny when that stoner dude was talkin bout how george washington blazed and when he came home, his wife would have a fat bowl waiting for him...if anyone knows what im talkin bout...lol..funny shiiiit

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Originally Posted by KeanBean

in dazed and confused, i thought it was funny when that stoner dude was talkin bout how george washington blazed and when he came home, his wife would have a fat bowl waiting for him...if anyone knows what im talkin bout...lol..funny shiiiit

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dont forget about the aliens man

I consider dazed and confused the best movie of all time.
perfect for parties or dry times, ot times when you wanna smoke and watch a movie, or other times... or anytime

DAZED AND CONFUSED ROCKS

Lol I'd love to get stoned with you man.