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im in a hurry and i get every single red light
the lid on my coffee leaks when i'm walking to class
I have had that happen. I have had my coffee in my lap while driving to class and had it completly spill like all over my lap. Luckily I had an extra pair of pants in my trunk but I still had to walk into the bathroom looking like that an change.
Anyway..
..I hate days like today when I have 11$ in my bank account...no gas...no weed..no dog food..no food for myself...
..and I have to drive 20 miles in 2 hours so I can go to a 3 hour class.
..and no sign of any money for like..a week at least.
not woking cuz i have no cash to get smoke
Rob a gas station and use the money to get to England... I have room :dance:Quote:
Originally Posted by TallulahGreen
All welcome :)
I'm smokin a J and having a bangin dump, only to realise I'm out of loo roll...
I did that... at someone elses house, I didn't even look to see if there was any there, or where it was, i used the cardboard inner tube, and had a shower when I went home, early. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Swizzy89304
I hate it when people in my class behave horribly then when the teacher punishes them they all proclaim they didn't do anything wrong when the truth is so obvious.I honestly don't know how they try and pull that shit off with a straight face.
I hate it when I have to wake up early and do something I don't even want to do.
I hate it when I want to smoke sparingly but never end up doing so.
I hate it when theres nothing to do at all on a tuesday night...
....I'm having a threesome and it is time to Jizz on the chiks' faces you only have enough Mojo for one of their faces.....Man, I hate that :dance:
ahh yes the threesome.
i hate it when i walk into the office and everyone says i smell like weed
I hate it when.........I'm smokin' a spliff and drinking a white russiian............and........................... ...
I wreck my car into a dumpster. :rasta:
I hate it when I have to get out of the shower and its cold. And the tile is cold. Brrr!!
Love- Kate
I hate it when I run out of cash and can't get my weekly plate job :sadcrying
when i just smoked the rest of my bud in a fat ass bleeezy only to later realize that my dealer has also sold out and wont be reingup till tomorrow
I hate it when...
I realize it's 3:30 in the AM and I have to be up for class in a few hours.
I hate it when...
I hear the word "no"
I hate it when I drop the pants to shit and I hesitate because I know the toilet seat is like a frozen tundra to my legs.
I also hate when were about a 4th into a blunt and someone you've never smoked with says AHAHA YOUR BLUNTS WET.
I get a reaction before I get a freaking, prepositional phrase in.
walking behind old people in a hallway when you cant go around.
when im changing my kids diaper and i get shit on my hands
I'm sorry but I laughed uncontrollably reading that! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
...when I'm being forced to do things I dislike.
...I'm about to puke.
...Doing something, and then finding out it wasn't due. (I.e. an essay, but it was due the tuesday of next week)
I hate seeing blue and red lights while stoned
I hate taxis while stoned (look too smiliar in the shape of Chicago cop cars)
I hate when you have the munchies but can't figure out what it is you want
I hate it when I run of something vital to my survival on this cruel planet
I hate late night TV and Sunday TV and Holiday TV and there isn't anything on, so you go online and it seems like on that particular that everybody vanished
ok I'm gonna shut up cuz I hates lots of stuff and since I'm high I know if I don't stop now I never will
i hate it when im jacking off and im in deep cocentration and someone knocks on the door.fuckin hate that then i got to start all over
i hate it when i get blue balls (the saying 'blue balls', my balls dont literally turn blue :p)
..when i wake up only to discover i have no drugs
...when i fall asleep only to repeat step 1
...when i smoke my last bowl
...TV
...when im walking in a dark alley and i trip over a brick then when i get up this cat comes out of nowhere and starts clawing my face off
my buzz wears off and i cant smoke
i hate it when im out of weed
i hate it when i havent got anymore $$$ to buy more weed
i hate it when i spill my bong water all over the desk
i hate it when the high goes away
i hate it when i spew cause i smoked so much
i hate it when the drys kick in.
i hate it when the roach falls out of ya J, n u cant get it back in...so u end up smokin it roachless.
i hate it when i cant smoke in peace....there always something or someone around me pissin me off so i cant relax.
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