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what r some of ur secrets or interesting things about you that not many people or noone knows about. ill give you two of mine, im uncircumsized, and i write in a notebook (about random things, usually about nights i go out and get weeded or drunk, or about weird thoughs i get sometimes, hard to explain)
I lick my eyebrows.
I need to go to the toilets to crack my joints because the noise makes everyone cringe.
I like to grab a handful of bubbles when I'm in the bath, stoned, and smear them over my face so that all I can see is sparkles.
My eyes look brown in normal lighting but when you look at them in the sun, they are green, flecked with gold.
I prefer Brazilian shorts over pants & thongs.
Haha same hereQuote:
Originally Posted by SensiRide
Not exactly a secret but an interesting fact and i like to show it off. I pride myself on being able to drink a pint of beer in 5 seconds.
I screwed a monk in the quadrant of a hospice close to where I grew up! This is one of many episodes from the darkside I have participated in. He was good tho! :pimp:
15 years ago had a job as a driver for United Parcel Service.
Made a regular delivery to a church. Big church where voices and footsteps echo, with only a nun inside on the weekdays.
Wasnt sure how to handle the sexual flirting of a nun, that set me back.
Having a nun unbotton her white blouse and expose her bar while your trying to talk about something non-sexual was a turn on and it cut my words short!
Tension was building between us as days and weeks past.
Kept going back to make deliveries. Started thinking about this for days. I was on the clock working and we were in a church all alone, and she was a nun! An attractive one at that, and older than me at the time.
The rest is a secret. lol
god forgive him
lol
actually i think i heard god cheering him on...
im not circumcized either lol. hmm, secrets... the best thing i can come up with is
that^ and i once made out with a deaf chick. lol
i can bend my thumbs past my knuckles, it freaks people out.
oh, and i always think about how i'm gonna die. like, i'll be crossing the street, and think about how i can just be run over by a car, and what people would think and stuff.
and i'm also paranoid that people can read my thoughts, so when i'm around people, i'm always masking my thoughts by thinking stuff that they might expect me to be thinking, instead of what i really think
im addicted to shemale porn
Are you just masking your thoughts StonerShadowWolf?
while i was dating my ex i took her bestfriends virginity
Funny. My first girlfriends best friend took mine.
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Originally Posted by KeanBean
Well I'm not circumsized...But then I'm not Jewish ...Arabic...or American!
I carry a note pad around with me or atleast keep it in a reachable place when I'm at home! Most peole in show buisness do the same,as well as musicians etc!
Are these things really so strange....?
One 'naughty' sectret is that I've got a mini ganja 'factory' in basement.
Another disturbing sectret is that I'm currently looking at SensiRide though a telescope !:eek:
Oh here's a good'n....I often visualise my best pals older sister when I'm .........ya know....."ALONE" ;)
He doesn't know....How would I say it .." She just 'popped in'"??
Hmm.. I don't know.. When I get drunk, I like to be really "SAD" , and try to get pitty sex!!:D:D
Works some times.. lol... :p:D
Yeah, that's sad, alright. :stoned: Can I hump your pink bunny now?
Hmm... If you where to be a girl, like a sexy nurse, then I would think about it!:)
Uh, are you saying that you're avatar is a lesbian or a color-blind stoner?
I want to beat the shit out of my ex girlfriend.
I hate the slut.
<3 :)
i just broke my tailbone snowboarding
me too. my entire underwear drawer contains all 'boyshort' type underwear, and maybe like, four thongs.Quote:
Originally Posted by SensiRide
i love to kiss [like the big red gum commercial]
i had sex with my babies momma's momma.i hit mrs.jackson.
also my sons grandma and no one knows.not babies mom or gramas man.
sex with older ladies is the shit cuz they miss getting hammered.
i usually stick to clean-cut guys, but i really want to hook up with a bad boy man slut type... it's so sexy, and it wouldn't be like my ex's who didn't know what the heck they were doing in the sack! :thumbsup:
maybe...?Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
i dont know...... ... maybe... ;)
I load a sniper full of blanks and shoot people from my window.
damn thatd be fun
yeah, it would
I know a lot of girls like that. My ex wore almost nothing but those. kinda wierd i thought.Quote:
Originally Posted by deathbyvalley
well, i went through the tragedy that was cleaning out my wardrobe at the end of the year, so i had nothing left, and my boyfriend likes those, and i think they're comfy, so it doesn't bug me. lol, why's it weird? thongs = only when necessary, i don't like having cloth wedged up my butt unless i'm wearing a tight skirt or there's cause for fear of VPLQuote:
Originally Posted by Its a Plant
lol, yah i guess i shoulda gone into detail.. all she used to wear were really BOYS UNDERWEAR. maybe its just me, but try and throw a little feminism in there somewhere. She was hot as all hell though, so she still filled em out QUITE nicely.
i have a secret.....i think that Stoner Shadow Wolfs pic,IMO, looks like Andrea Yates, that psycho bitch who drowned her 5 kids. im not tryin to be mean, but thats the first thing that pooped into my head when i saw her pic
i bet Stoner Shadow Wolf is cool as fuck in real life, i just thot i would add that. i just went to Shadow WOlfs site and i guess HE doesnt look like Andrea Yates. sorry for my mix up
haha, that was a cA-Razzyy mix-up.
I read an article on her once, and it almost made me want to..well do something bad to her.
i wanted to smear poo on her head when i watched this E true hollywood story on her
my penis fell off.
I'm addicted to anime porn, really...:(
I don't even know why *sobs*
Oh well, lately it's been all hardcore REAL porn for me! Yipee!
If I notice something attractive in a woman's personality or body language sometimes I wont tell her.
It depends.
It could be the way she looks over her shoulder and smiles
or watching her concentrate on something.
If I point it out Im afraid she would stop doing it naturally.
Im the same way with some things. This one girl I knew would always talk real in this voice that sounded like she was underwater whenever she was nervous, but I guess she never realized it. It was really cute though, so I just didnt say anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ganjasaurusrex