because you were stoned

anyone seen this commercial before? "JUst tell your mom you stabbed your sister to death because you wer stoned she'll understand." now that i saw this commercial i realize, i should quit smoking herb. it has already reduced my brain to the size of the brain of a cock roach. my brain cell count is now 32. weed is bad for you. everyone goes crazy when they smoke pot!!! its anarchy! all the theft, the killings, its the weed you guys. ITS EATING YOUR BRAIN!!!!!!! SOON THE WORLD WILL BE RUN WITH PSYCHO POTHEADS STRAIgHT OUT OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!!! ok so the qoute from the commercial is a little exaggerated. but even if the commercial DID say that, its not gonna make n e one quit! dont ppl know that only people who smoke pot are the ones that really know what they are cappable of when high? IF IT GETS PPL HIGH ITS BAD WE DONT CARE IF THEY CAN OD ON IT OR NOT DONT LET THEM GET HIGH!!!! why dont they just legalize it? the govt knows it wont really make ppl like this. so wtf is their problem?

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why dont they just legalize it? the govt knows it wont really make ppl like this. so wtf is their problem?

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Because govs are dicks heads

because people like you are already dumb enough

I was feelin' ya for the first part of your post because I also hate those commercials, but you couldn't finish it very intelligently.

Yeah, it was like driving from the beach up to the Appalachians, reading that. It kind of lacked a point, but you're right, anyway. :smokin:

so you made a post just to say i "didnt finish it intelligently? what is this, english class? it doesnt matter if i sounded smart when i ended the post, as long as you understand what im saying?

actually, it does. if you start ranting and you sound like a complete idiot, no one is going to take you seriously

^^what hes sayin is if you sound stupid, people wont take you seriously

well if ppl ARE stupid, they will complain because i SOUND stupid. and if ppl are SMART, theyll see where im coming from and decide against making a post that has no point

My point is this:
You had a good funny beginning, and I expected that after finishing reading, I'd post something like, "I totally agree." Instead, after I finished reading, all I thought was, "You're fucking stupid."

eddie, shut up. you are an idiot.

o snap

" IF IT GETS PPL HIGH ITS BAD WE DONT CARE IF THEY CAN OD ON IT OR NOT DONT LET THEM GET HIGH!!!!"


they do not follow that logic, else there would be breating laws and regulations.


do this:


flex your ab muscles and push out all the air in your lungs, then slowly inhale through your nose by expanding your stomach, and then your chest, and then take small gasps through your throat, and hold it, focus all the oxygen into your stomach/chest area, and push the air there wwith your muscles.

you'll be doing it right if you feel pressure on your head/face... and start to feel high.

it might only last 2-5 seconds, but you can do it at any time :D

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well if ppl ARE stupid, they will complain because i SOUND stupid. and if ppl are SMART, theyll see where im coming from and decide against making a post that has no point

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dude, please go kill yourself, your not contributing to anything positive. :'(

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Originally Posted by johnfcthree

well if ppl ARE stupid, they will complain because i SOUND stupid. and if ppl are SMART, theyll see where im coming from and decide against making a post that has no point

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i hear ya, and i hate that, people who refuse to put forth an effort and THINK will call YOU stupid because THEY arent trying to make sense of your post.


if THEY are so inhibited by proper spelling and grammer that they cannot make sense of a simple point, fuck 'em, it's their problem, not yours man.


stupid people complain about grammer and english, smart people can still find the point within a post lacking any proper spelling or grammer.

thats a good way to look at it.

I dont know about you guys but those commercials have taught me an important thing...
that getting high makes you run over little black girls. That makes sense right?

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Originally Posted by Jeff Spicoli

dude, please go kill yourself, your not contributing to anything positive. :'(

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Dude are you ever acting cool or anything? all your posts are about bitching ppl because you are so cool an all

please just chill the fuck out and stop insulting everyone

You want me to go through your post and tell you why you're an idiot? Fine.

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anyone seen this commercial before?

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Yes.

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"JUst tell your mom you stabbed your sister to death because you wer stoned she'll understand."

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Hahaha (This was the funny beginning I was talking about).

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now that i saw this commercial i realize, i should quit smoking herb.

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At first, I didn't know if this sentence was sarcastic because your sarcasm spans too many sentences.

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it has already reduced my brain to the size of the brain of a cock roach. my brain cell count is now 32. weed is bad for you. everyone goes crazy when they smoke pot!!!

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Oh. Okay. Now I understand your sarcasm.

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its anarchy! all the theft, the killings, its the weed you guys. ITS EATING YOUR BRAIN!!!!!!! SOON THE WORLD WILL BE RUN WITH PSYCHO POTHEADS STRAIgHT OUT OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!!! ok so the qoute from the commercial is a little exaggerated.

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Okay now. You've totally gone past any point of someone not thinking, "Okay, shut up."

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but even if the commercial DID say that, its not gonna make n e one quit!

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Of course it wouldn't. There are two factors that go into the effectiveness of these commercials- How scared it makes you, and how believeable it is. That exaggeration maybe scary, but completely unbelieveable.

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dont ppl know that only people who smoke pot are the ones that really know what they are cappable of when high?

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That's not true. Many people smoke pot but don't realize how dangerous they can be.

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IF IT GETS PPL HIGH ITS BAD

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Not necessarily.

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WE DONT CARE IF THEY CAN OD ON IT OR NOT DONT LET THEM GET HIGH!!!!

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That's makes no fucking sense. Maybe if you took punctuation and grammar into consideration, you would have made more sense; though I tried putting in commas n' shit where I felt necessary and it still made no sense.

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why dont they just legalize it? the govt knows it wont really make ppl like this. so wtf is their problem?

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The problem is that the gov't must make some generalizations to make gov't practicle. You are only making it less likely to be legalized because you are two things- Dumb, and a Marijuana user. The gov't sees people like you and assumes we're all as dumb as you.

whatever, stop beating your cocks around.


I like the ones where the people are melted or smashed looking. That freaks me out when I'm high. lol

because it takes one person to ruin it for the rest of us. personally im wary of legalization for recreational use, but I am definetly for decriminalization. its ads like that which turn maryjane into the culprit. people hurt people, not marijuana

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Originally Posted by Jeff Spicoli

dude, please go kill yourself, your not contributing to anything positive. :'(

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HAHAHAHA

Obviously this is a cannabis message board but in the real world some people just laugh at bad spelling and grammar (especially the anti-weed nazis). I personally, don't really care about bad spelling and grammmar but if I was in a debate to someone who was against weed decriminilisation, about weed, I would want to appear as knowledgable and forthright as possible to try and gain respect with that other person so that it's more possible that they take what I have to say onboard. (I realise this is only hypothetical and that there are a lot of ignorant morons out there :))

the problem is that stoners, or the people down the wrong path of whom they want to save, are going to do it regardless of what others say...so the only people that the message will even leave an imprint on are already sober

lol i love that one with the chick whos all squished and she sliek the pressure got me...to be cool, to fit in, to smoke, to do drugs...shes like squished but her arms are still long she looks halarious....

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so the only people that the message will even leave an imprint on are already sober

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They might be aimed at the sober to begin with. To pressure us poor stoners. Ive seen countless thread stating how ignorant people who don't smoke start bitching at others who do. Most of them would get these foolish ideas off tv. This is from the same people who bring you lie after lie, overexageration after overexageration... The media fucken suck.

dude that was the single most creepy commercial ever :eek:


on a more important subject, bizzle, if alcohol is legal, and they put up with all the instant assholes, just add alcohol, and they dont give alcohol a bad enough name? the drunk drivers arent giving drinkers a bad enough name?

pot needs legalization in par with alcohol, i cannot settle for less.

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Originally Posted by SomeGuy

I dont know about you guys but those commercials have taught me an important thing...
that getting high makes you run over little black girls. That makes sense right?

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LMAO That reminds of when Chappelle re-did it, ahhh good times

But seriously wtf is with those commercial, that one fuckin kid put his fist in his mouth, cuz pot made him, and the pancake chicks they have, I like to watch the pancake one cuz they are kinda trippy, stupid govt, they give me trippy stuff while telling me not to smoke!

Because I was stoned, I made it to Cannabis.com. :dance: :rasta: :smokin: :rasta: :dance: ... :what:

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Originally Posted by ScarlettCrush

whatever, stop beating your cocks around.


I like the ones where the people are melted or smashed looking. That freaks me out when I'm high. lol

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Those scare me when I'm sober, man. When I'm high I kind of go "Oh mah gawd, do I look like that?" and start feeling myself to make sure I'm not melting. :D :p