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I got 6700... "number of days high" what does that want from you? How many consecutive days you've been high for? I put 67, and days since last high I put 0 'cause I just finished a bowl :p
Your Score: 36500
You're totally screwed!
A score of less than 50 is cool.
THC(tetra hydro cannabinol ) levels are based on the formula:
N * 100 * (0.9S)
what????????? the fuck, how am i meant to know the 'number of days high' ? i just put 500 cos its no less thats for sure
thats one shit test!
such bullshit lol no math to it at all
Yup, same as the Death Clock! lol. Sucks, huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by robert42
Thats obviously from his website, and it is shite!
It's got fuckin' no guidelines at all!
lmfao, who the hell counts how many days they have been high for, this must have been some genius that invented this, lol.
your site doesnt work in firefox :'(Quote:
Originally Posted by potheaduk
score: 90
yes it does works in opera tooQuote:
Originally Posted by tokosan
but your right about it being a shit test it wasnt supposed to be serious i just did it for a laugh
Cool man, cheers for making the effort :D [align=center]xxx[/align]Quote:
Originally Posted by potheaduk
lol it was just a moment of stoned madness
50000!!!
miss miss, i got ERROR :D
it works for me in 4 diff browsers so i dont see how its not working for you??
all you get is your screwed no matter what you type in
You know that it's very wrong associating pot with the name "dope".
The maker of that meter should be shot, or at least, given a medical journal.
I think I might have an Ionic Bracelet ® and some unicorn gonads for sale and you definitely sound like someone who'd be interested in that sort of thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
Medical journal eh?
How many times have you read Greys Anatomy?
How many editions do you own?
Do you have any medical journals? Have you ever borrowed a medical journal?
What medical degrees or training do you have?
Just a loudmouth adolescent with a cheap Dell and an AOL connection I figure.
So shoot me.
Or tell me where to find you so I can collect that medical journal?
Beter yet, how about I shoot you and put an end to your diseased misinformation campaign.
Having dealt with arrythmia and tachycardia myself for many years and having experienced the paddles and drugs to have my heart stopped or restarted, I find your bullshit offensive to say the least.
Having studied many of these medical journals you refer to, and pharmacology journals, and psychology journals, It's just plain sad that people like you survive birth and go on to post in forums like this.
I have witnessed the destruction caused by chronic use of many substances.
I am very aware what effects these substances have on myself and others.
Reversing brain tumours, curing heart disease, or making you smarter is not a benefit you can expect from any street drug.
I have nothing against anyone experimenting with anything.
But keep it honest and try to understand the effect your experimentation has on your ability to reason.
Is it you talking? Or is what you do and think the result of your brain working around damaged neurons and rewired synapses?
How would you even know?
In your case, I think it's obvious.
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Drop your balls somewhere potheaduk? You might wanna watch that or other people might step all over them ;)
Maybe this little reality check will help you find them
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If you have a problem with the formula used on that page, then I suggest you contact eg:
http://homepages.poptel.org.uk/DrDrew/testing.html
http://users.panafonet.gr/maw/project201.htm
or the many other sites and publications displaying it, or, the mathematician or researcher who developed the equation.
Better yet, get over yourselves. Live and let live.
2001 Lippincott's Nursing Drug GuideQuote:
Originally Posted by balamm
Taber's Cyclopedic Medical Dictionary
Tortora & Grabowski's Principles of Anatomy and Physiology
Whitney & Rolfes Understanding Nutrition
Psychology in the New Millenium by Spencer A. Rathus
7th edition: Human Development by Vander Zanden, with revisions
Medical Terminology Simplified: A Programming Learning Approach by Body Systems
11th edition: Basic Pharmacology for Nurses
CPR for the Professional Rescuer
Introductory Pediatric Nursing
Introductory Maternal Newborn Nursing
The Human Body: Concepts of anatomy & physiology
and the biggest freaken book of them all
10th edition- Medical Surgical Nursing: Total Patient Care
Bite me, fag. I can't remember what for, anyways.
Man, I was gonna take this serious, until I saw this freaken crap. What a little imbecile. This crap: Beter yet, how about I shoot you and put an end to your diseased misinformation campaign.Quote:
Originally Posted by balamm
Go bury your head.
I want you to discuss somethings with me. Let me know when you want to talk. Post a thread. I'll be happy to let you in on all the information I can provide.Quote:
Originally Posted by balamm
You are so misguided by Dr. Drew's 50 -60% THC Saturation Rates.Quote:
Originally Posted by balamm
WHATEVER you do, DO NOT get a score lower than 61!!!
Come on, smart guy. Tell me the names of these medical journals that I'm referring to.Quote:
Originally Posted by balamm
I can't believe you can go on bashing me, so long, in one post, about something that you haven't proven me wrong about. And then said it's sad that I existed. Well, I have news for you and your weak heart, a lot of people are sad that I existed after the coma. So fuck you, too.
Okay, balamm.
Here ya' go. Lots of reading.
http://www.maps.org/mmj/
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis.shtml
http://www.thc-ministry.net/cannabisinfo.htm
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0630112652.htm
http://www.une.edu.au/news/archives/000366.html
http://www.healthatoz.com/healthatoz.../marijuana.jsp
http://www.mpp.org/science.html
http://www.druglibrary.org/crl/behavior/tanda-01.html
http://www.psychiatry.wustl.edu/Reso...May/Kelley.PDF
http://www.counterpunch.com/gardner07022005.html
http://www.freeact.net/rebuttal.html
http://www.tbindc.org/public/reg_pro...project_8.html
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabi...iom_report.pdf
http://www.pnas.org/cgi/content/full/96/21/12198
http://www.wunderland.com/WTS/Andy/P...enReasons.html
http://www.triponthis.net/ (report from Dr. Xiao Zhang, scroll down)
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabi...acology2.shtml
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabi...science1.shtml
http://jn.physiology.org/cgi/content/full/89/5/2647
http://www.pku.edu.cn/academic/xb/2003/_03e609.html
http://www.mpp.org/VA/
http://www.drcnet.org/rapid/1997/1-16-1.html
http://www.norml.org/
Here, ballam. This was on my I.E. favorites, it's very helpful.
http://www.cures-not-wars.org/melajuana.html
I think balamn needs more flaming. He didn't learn a lesson after his first and only post...
I'm gonna show you what they say about the lungs (Dr. Drew's site) and then show you why your site is less informative. Oh, and by the way, fuck you, for all the shit you said about me in your post.Quote:
Originally Posted by balamm
Effects on the heart and lungs
SHORT TERM
Cannabis lowers the blood pressure, which is one reason why it both relaxes you and makes you feel light-headed. As a consequence, your heart has to beat more rapidly to move the blood up to your head, so your heart-rate increases. This can contribute to the feelings of paranoia or panic which you may feel if unused to the drug. In the short-term, none of these effects are dangerous in their own right, and if in a relaxed environment, will quickly pass as long as you haven't taken too much.
If you've smoked a lot, you may also feel a shortness of breath. Again, this can be unpleasant if you are unfamiliar with it - you may feel as if you cannot catch your breath, or that you have to take very deep breaths, and become tense and panicky as a result. If you become used to cannabis however you can remind yourself that it is just an effect of the drug and like the others will wear off over time. Take regular, smooth breaths and the feeling should pass.
Now this is what happens:
Since 1982, UCLA researchers have evaluated pulmonary function and bronchial cell characteristics in marijuana-only smokers, tobacco-only smokers, smokers of both, and non-smokers. Although they have found changes in marijuana-only smokers, the changes are much less pronounced than those found in tobacco smokers.
The nature of the marijuana-induced changes were also different, occurring primarily in the lung's large airways - not the small peripheral airways affected by tobacco smoke. Since it is small-airway inflammation that causes chronic bronchitis and emphysema, marijuana smokers may not develop these diseases.
my thread's been raped
Balamm, came here and told me that all my facts were wrong. That Dr. Xiao Zhang doesn't know what he's talking about. Sorry, potheaduk.
And then balamm hide's behind websites.
yes it doesQuote:
Originally Posted by tokosan
dude, youre arguing with a guy that isnt even there, who cares what he thinks, doesnt ruin any part of your existence, he hasnt even come back to retort, let him shrivle up and be a coward...GIVE THIS MAN HIS THREAD BACK, lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
Okey Dokey, Smokey.
I might actually save this thread in my favorites, because a lot of the stuff I threw on here isn't all together, but now it is.
I'm sorry for the "shot" comment.
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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
I was thinking maybe a concerned Mom.Quote:
Originally Posted by smoke ranger