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there was a fight between 2 women outside of a club. and the cops pull up and the stupid female cop jumps out of the car. and she just keeps saying "let me taze them!" "let me taze them". im like wtf. then this guy grabs the female cops back and she says "let me taze him !" let me TAze him ! then she tazes him. point is cops are stupid y did she want to taze someone so bad lol
prolly just got an oppertunity to use it. crazy po-pos
ok........?
hahahahahahahaha what the fuck was the point of this
hahaha it was worth it though haha let me taze him
Dunno...Maybe it gets pigs off seeing people swarm around in agonizing pain..
i remember watching live police videos, and i recognized my house while i was watching it, then all of a sudden my door was being kicked down.... jk. that would be fuckin funny tho
you know what would also be funny, trying to trick people into thinking you were going to kill yourself, hahaha.....get a life
Only cool people hate cops.
i was watching cops and this 45-50 yr old biker with long beard and leather on was pulled over on his bike, cop talked to him for a while and they said he could smell some pot on him. the guy seemed to get nervous and the cop kept asking for permission to search him and he kept giving the cop shading answers. you could tell the cop really wanted permission cause he kept talking nice to him saying, "im just going to pat down the exterior so the guy just flaps open his arms like hes saying yes and the cop searches him and finds it. i was hoping the biker said no, but he didnt, ah well.
anyone seen the older episode where they were chasing a guy in new york and he runs into a basement and uoth the back door.While chasing hime into the basement where people were bagging up a few pounds of green!i almost pissed myself.LOL take care DGF
Anyone seen the episode with the black guy and hes smoking crack.... oh wait nvm thats in all the episodes
haha
haha. haha. hah. go fuck yourself ass hole.Quote:
Originally Posted by RaoulDuke45
taze fetish?
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by PrescriptionDrugs101
Im still wating to see one of my friends on cops (or the english alternative), im sure ive seen someone i know on crimewatch though.
This is why you will find me frequently saying "Fuck The Police".
cops- "you been sniffing paint boy?"
Silver paint all over his hands, spray paint cans all around, he peers up from his silver paper baggie he had cupped over his mouth three seconds ago looking like the dumbest tin man I've ever seen.
"no sir I haven't"
lol
HAHAQuote:
Originally Posted by ScarlettCrush
I have seen that one, lol. huffing seems to be the worst thing to do, the guy was messed up.Quote:
Originally Posted by ScarlettCrush
bobfoc = body off baywatch face off crimewatch
But seriously..who hasn't wanted to taze a mofo or 2?
And I can't say I hate cops..just the ones that have/may be giving me a hard time..and mostly I just feel sorry for them..
The last time I was at a pro-legalization rally I watched a bunch of morons stop playing hacky sack long enough to blow smoke in the cop's faces..then screamed like little girls when they were busted (after being ignored for the entire day)..
Shit..who wouldn't feel sorry for most of them? They deal with alot of general assholes..risk getting shot..and get called pigs for trying to help people...
But when we need them it's a different story...
You all are some funny motherfuckers! :rasta:
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Originally Posted by t3chyo
ANYONE who huffs substances should see that one.
i concider the police mor of an anoyance than anything, ive met the odd cool ones but quite a few are so far up there own ass they concider everything they see shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Hempseed
Though one day however the police will be calling me sir :D
Seen it along with every other funny episode of cops. What a crazy crazy show. I recomend the random SWAT busts. They try to buy a pound of this black dude and when they tell him its a bust he boots it outta their car and takes off 12 guys in ski mask holding semi automatics. Needless to say he got on the gound.
god dammit, ur scaring away my customers
"fuck tha police, straight from the underground"Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Hempseed
NWA
ok family guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by johnfcthree
The call me sir every time I deal with them...Quote:
Originally Posted by Syrus
as in "Excuse me sir..could I see your licence, ownership,proof of insurance"?
Now..if you are implying that they will somehow give you respect for some reason other than the fact that it's part of their policy..please do tell us why you think this..
Are you planning to become chief of police or something?
Well..I don't do NWA..Quote:
Originally Posted by drboots13
I really wish someone would buy a few copies of hooked on phonics and distribute them around the rap recording studios though..cause the whole "It's cool to talk like I'm illiterate" thing is just getting lame...
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Originally Posted by Johnny Hempseed
fo shure g dogg! :p
hah, whats hooked on foniks?
watched a new show on last night on A&E called Dallas Swat, really good show
Yeah Yeah YEAH maw brotherfromanuthermuther..Quote:
Originally Posted by daZenfmeister
You know what time it is..knowhati'msayin?
Hooked on phonics is the SHIT..fa real!
Yea and for every one that gets popped on there, There are 25 others that don't, because they don't act stupid or give them any shit.