my teacher smokes weed

I was at the up in smoke cafe downtown. And you pay 10 bucks they let you use their vaporizer for a 1/2 hour. Me and my friends were all getting really ripped, no we were way past that stage actually. When i turn around and in walks my teacher with these 2 chicks. It was the biggest trip of my life because my teacher is such a hard ass and the last person i suspected to smoke. He walked up the counter and purchased 3 weed cookies and i couldnt stop tripping out because he didnt even see me yet. He finally turned around and seen me standing there smoking and his jaw just dropped... I think he was pissed that i was there because he didnt want his students to know... and the fact that it was me and he hates me. So he was clearly fucked on some sort of drug (or drunk) because it took him a while to remember my name... and he finally said "you never saw me here." I was doing shitty in his class but since then my marks have improved a lot...and i have not done any work. I figured i can pretty much blackmail him into passing me or else everyone will know about his little secret. :dance: lol
Just wanted to share my experience with you all. have a nice day :thumbsup:

that's funny, but so cool. :thumbsup: :dance:

haha that's awesome, i wish my teacher smoked

^^ You never know, i am almost positive my first period teacher comes in baked EVERY MORNING. She acts like shes stoned, and her eyes are constantly red, and glossy in the morning. HAHA. What a toker. i come into that class everyday stoned too, and she doesnt even know. HAHA. Mabye she does, but oh well.

Hopefully you will keep what you know about your teacher to yourself.
My hopes are that you wont blackmail any person. Thats what cops do to those they catch. Tell and we can help you. Dont become that which you despise. It seems as though you and the teacher now have something in common. Why ruin it or jeopardize it? Do the right thing and respect your teachers private life.

dai*ma :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by dopesmoker

haha that's awesome, i wish my teacher smoked

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same

mine smoked! we busted him with a joint, he came from shropshire & taught geography

are you sure it was your teacher? are you sure it wasnt NOTHING

lol where do you live? i wish i could just walk into a bar and smoke weed..

but lol i would pay to see some of my teachers smoke. Are u sure u werent just trippin bals cuz i always see people and think they are other people.. but ne way thats great

wait wtf u walked into a bar and they let u buy weed cookies and use their vapo?!?!??!1 omfg11! where do you live? oh and dont blackmail your teacher, thats kinda gay. if i was you id ask him to light up with you, that way youd get good marks and not have anyone hate you.

........if you can go to the store and buy weedcookies then why would anyone care if your teacher smokes? doesnt evryone else smoke?

^^exactly what i thought.... Don't blackmail him, that's a bitchy thing to do, thats for the feds to do, not the tokers, tokers unite, and get SUPER high lol I caught my teacher smoking a blunt at this park around here, me and some people were playing basketball and burning up when we took a break, and we saw a car, at first we thought it was cops, cause some 20- somethin yr old white guy was sittin with another white guy in the front seat. So i played it off like i was using my phone and walked over there. And i see my teacher through the window with a blunt in hand tokin. That had to be the most i tripped out in my life. I went to the car, and he tripped out lol i asked him for a couple hits off the blunt, so he gave it to me, and said not to tell anyone... I blazed up with this other teacher in my school too, at the back, by the portables. After he took me to the cafe and bought me munchies lol

I had a teacher in high school that smoked. it was so cool. she also tripped on acid in the 60's. :thumbsup: :pimp:

she prolly lives in holland or somewhere, where people are smart, and have legalized weed.

She lives in Ontario.. that's what her location says.

Reading ftw!! :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Stoneroo

I was at the up in smoke cafe downtown. And you pay 10 bucks they let you use their vaporizer for a 1/2 hour. Me and my friends were all getting really ripped, no we were way past that stage actually. When i turn around and in walks my teacher with these 2 chicks. It was the biggest trip of my life because my teacher is such a hard ass and the last person i suspected to smoke. He walked up the counter and purchased 3 weed cookies and i couldnt stop tripping out because he didnt even see me yet. He finally turned around and seen me standing there smoking and his jaw just dropped... I think he was pissed that i was there because he didnt want his students to know... and the fact that it was me and he hates me. So he was clearly fucked on some sort of drug (or drunk) because it took him a while to remember my name... and he finally said "you never saw me here." I was doing shitty in his class but since then my marks have improved a lot...and i have not done any work. I figured i can pretty much blackmail him into passing me or else everyone will know about his little secret. :dance: lol
Just wanted to share my experience with you all. have a nice day :thumbsup:

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Oh shit!!! I have my own cafe!!! Rockthafuckon! Ima have to go there one day and see how sweet my cafe is

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Originally Posted by fikusroot

are you sure it was your teacher? are you sure it wasnt NOTHING

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:D:D:D

It looks like I was the only one to catch that :D

see why i want to move to canada?

i wish my teachers smoked weed. i'm pretty sure plenty of them had more in their coffee than just caffiene, if you catch my drift. come to think of it, one time i went to school hell of stoned and my business teacher could tell. "sometiems you just have to smoke a bowl of the old humboldt gold, don't youi? ", he said to me. it was like something right out of a sitcom. side-splitting comedy for your smoked-out brain OMG LOL !!!! HAHA K omg STUF! j00 r N07 K3W1 BCUZ I WILL TTYL. i am 73h l337 h4xx0r i h4x for phun ti3mz. i g2g.

why blackmail? who the fuck do you think the school is going to believe? a certified educator or a C- student whos a pothead?

besides, if your country has legalized marijuana to the point where there are bars that have vaporizers for use and weed cookies for sale, i dont think your teacher will be condemned much for smoking.

hey stoneroo,
Maybe you and your teacher could get to be on better terms now. As for the not doing work thing.......
You should try hard in school so you wont turn out to be a pretty but dumb girl.
Do it for yourself and not for your teacher. Who cares if your friends want to be dumb. We have to show the world that cannabis using doesn't create idiots. We have to show them that cannabis users are smart.

I had a teacher in junior high that was the hall monitor and computer teacher he was a total ex-hippie and told stories about getting high...We also got high with the d.a.r.e officer out behind the gym.

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Originally Posted by klosetoinsanity

We also got high with the d.a.r.e officer out behind the gym.

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Best story ever.

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Originally Posted by klosetoinsanity

I had a teacher in junior high that was the hall monitor and computer teacher he was a total ex-hippie and told stories about getting high...We also got high with the d.a.r.e officer out behind the gym.

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I have to call this one a lie. As funny as it may be, I'm calling it out.

:)

Seriously it's a true story me and my friends got busted smoking a joint behind the gym by the dare officer and his exact words were let me hit that and i wont turn you in we were completely freaked out but we let him hit it and the funny part is that was about 9 years ago and now the dare officer is a detective

I smoked with a teacher once....

Lets just say after he got me nice and high...off something...I walked away from his car with a sore asshole.

i hear art teachers are pretty good stoners dont ask me why with all that pot sitting around sorry for the lame joke

is he a drama teacher?....well my drama teacher(used to be) she parties with students, she has been said that she smokes pot with kids, i wouldn't be surprised because she says she is crazy

I was doing shitty in his class but since then my marks have improved a lot...and i have not done any work
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The above comment tells me this is all made up.