You better take a close look at your lover...
and realize he/she's half of the same sex you are. :stoned:
You know...
A product of half of the same sex.
Like, look at your girlfriend, and think "She's half her dad."
Girls have a better perspective. I'd like to be a room with one and a half girls and a half a guy. :stoned:
You better take a close look at your lover...
You better take a close look at your lover...
Like I said, 1 1/2 girls.
To a man, it's like 1 1/2 guys.
You better take a close look at your lover...
damn baby, keep it on the down low, we dont want them to figure out our secret
but, then again, everytime i look at 3 bitches to the wind on his intercam, i think "wow, hes half his mother"
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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
good thing I'm bi O.o
wow your hotness went up by like 50% :D
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So wait.. does that mean.. half of me is gay? Or am i just half confused.. even if i'm straight? what if you're "gay" you'll never officially be 100% gay as you'd still be loving the X or Y chromosome in thier body.
... i'm not sure but now i'm fully confused.
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so then no matter what, if you find any other animal or human or anything that isnt A-sexual, attractive, your bisexual
You better take a close look at your lover...
You better take a close look at your lover...
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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
and realize he/she's half of the same sex you are. :stoned:
You know...
A product of half of the same sex.
Like, look at your girlfriend, and think "She's half her dad."
Girls have a better perspective. I'd like to be a room with one and a half girls and a half a guy. :stoned:
well that makes me feel better, knowing that at least one hand is a female! :dance:
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Mushrooms have over 36,000 sexes. Yo, shroom pr0n!! :dance:
http://www.factmonster.com/spot/fungus1.html
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it's not just the active ingredient, like dxm. the inactive ingredients, like guasefien, etc. are also destructive. I probably drank a bottle of cough syrup 1-2 times a week for 6 months, and that's when i noticed my skin discoloration. i overdosed on tylenol (worst product ever) which had dxm in it, and it only took one time for this to happen before i went into liver failure. the liver filters out toxins, and when you overload it, it simply begins to shut down. anything taken in large quantities (except pot) isn't good. our bodies are fragile, they weren't made to consume that shit. the doctors who stopped me from going into liver and renal failure told me this, so i'm just regurgitating it. i don't want to sound condescending or anything, but that is the misconception, that it's just the dxm that hurts you. again, i just want people to be safe and not have to go through what i did.
"i'm a pacifist...
i pass a fist."
-Mr. Jellineck
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this was supposed to go into another thread
You better take a close look at your lover...
oops
hey man, dont worry about the wrong thread thing, your half female, your bound to do stupid shit
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Originally Posted by Doctor Zorders
it's not just the active ingredient, like dxm. the inactive ingredients, like guasefien, etc. are also destructive. I probably drank a bottle of cough syrup 1-2 times a week for 6 months, and that's when i noticed my skin discoloration. i overdosed on tylenol (worst product ever) which had dxm in it, and it only took one time for this to happen before i went into liver failure. the liver filters out toxins, and when you overload it, it simply begins to shut down. anything taken in large quantities (except pot) isn't good. our bodies are fragile, they weren't made to consume that shit. the doctors who stopped me from going into liver and renal failure told me this, so i'm just regurgitating it. i don't want to sound condescending or anything, but that is the misconception, that it's just the dxm that hurts you. again, i just want people to be safe and not have to go through what i did.
"i'm a pacifist...
i pass a fist."
-Mr. Jellineck
No, man, Johnny Damon had to shave, just like Randy Johnson had to cut his hair. Damon cut his hair, also. I've only had one quick glimpse, though.
Whoops, wrong site.
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hey man, this new years fucking blows
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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
and realize he/she's half of the same sex you are. :stoned:
You know...
A product of half of the same sex.
Like, look at your girlfriend, and think "She's half her dad."
Girls have a better perspective. I'd like to be a room with one and a half girls and a half a guy. :stoned:
you want a threesome, beachguy.
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How are you getting that? I'm alone. I have no one to take a close look at. Until Monday. Also, if I'm gonna picture someone, it's gonna be a girl, because that's how my imagination works. And it will be a fictional girl, that way I can make her 100% female.
But, that's sad.
That sounded horrible.
Oh, my god, it's so hot in here.
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Originally Posted by flamingskullballs
so then no matter what, if you find any other animal or human or anything that isnt A-sexual, attractive, your bisexual
I saw a kitty cat when walking back home today. He came up and i put my hand out and he was bumping his head on the palm of my hand. Then the fuck turned around and mooned me and i saw right up his butt hole. So i fucking scared the bastard by running at him and the PUSSY ran away.
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Originally Posted by CrAzYpOtHeAd
I saw a kitty cat when walking back home today. He came up and i put my hand out and he was bumping his head on the palm of my hand. Then the fuck turned around and mooned me and i saw right up his butt hole. So i fucking scared the bastard by running at him and the PUSSY ran away.
lol :)
No one wants to see a cats date box. You shudda mooned the punk back!
Peace
Buddy