Never buy Swan papers....

I got an 8th this evening and soon ran out of papers. The only place I could get some more was the pub, which only sells Swan papers. I got home and started to roll a spliff. Guess how many papers it took before it finally came together..........49!!! 49 fucking papers that wouldn't stick, I ended up having to smoke a regular cigarrette sized jay! Its definately not due to bad rolling, I have been rolling for over a year, its the fucking papers! Never buy Swan papers the arsing glue does not stick!!

They're thick as hell as well.

wouldnt piss on them if they were on fire

Dodgy batch! Don't use them myself..too thick...but there are tricks of the trade to make the skins stick! 11 years of rolling

bollocks 49 rizlas at least 1 would of stuck u obviously didnt do it right LOL

You could have used tape, or a gluestick! lol.

That sucks, a whole pack and only one spliff, what a rip off!

Even saliva can hold a doobie together for a while man...but that's what making schoolboy errors is all about ....lives an' learns

Yeah you might have done it wrong. BUT swan papers are rubbish. I was gonna suggest some papers but you only bought them because you were desperate so you probably know the best.

I used to use Zig Zag they stick really well.

Silver Rizla slims..The Besto

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Originally Posted by Chronic

I got an 8th this evening and soon ran out of papers. The only place I could get some more was the pub, which only sells Swan papers. I got home and started to roll a spliff. Guess how many papers it took before it finally came together..........49!!! 49 fucking papers that wouldn't stick, I ended up having to smoke a regular cigarrette sized jay! Its definately not due to bad rolling, I have been rolling for over a year, its the fucking papers! Never buy Swan papers the arsing glue does not stick!!

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i can roll with swan papers on the first try. you just gotta have technique.

hell i can even roll with one of those bar napkins, but eew i was esperate tathat day

I prefer juicy jay papers myself. Flavors are fun :cool:

sorry to say it man but large blue swans r heavy and ive neva had one come unstuck but i would never buy smalll papers for a spliff they gotta be large slimz standard brother!

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Originally Posted by Easy Roller

Silver Rizla slims..The Besto

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Without a Doubt!

I like TOPs papers,it's what i've always used,i don't like papers with a fold like JOBs or rizzlas,i can't roll at all with them but i can make a perfect cone with tops.

i like the brand smoking: pure hemp papers. very nice smoke :rasta:

Rips..for the 'yule tide' ..'family size' 'tomahawk'..'large portion yes'..and all other words to describe the Long John doobie to end all doobies......yes gotta have a oilet roll size pack of rips..to show of when you've just picked up a bar

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Originally Posted by Easy Roller

Rips..for the 'yule tide' ..'family size' 'tomahawk'..'large portion yes'..and all other words to describe the Long John doobie to end all doobies......yes gotta have a oilet roll size pack of rips..to show of when you've just picked up a bar

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speak inglesh or die!

-S.O.A.D.

EZ widers, son.

yeah, i dig my JOB's. french rice paper. i like to chill on those if i roll a joint.

dutch masters for my blunts kthx.

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Originally Posted by NagChampa2010

speak inglesh or die!

-S.O.A.D.

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speak english or die. it's S.O.D., not system of a down.

E.N.G.L.I.S.H.
Art thou not a scholar ? Well see here ..Where I Discuss unto thee...thrice beggarly minister of toilet! Regard my pen strokes with envious eyes ..upon my discourse with greedy ears devour...for low born as though art.. mark Easy Rollers wisdom, that it may gentle YOUR condition!!!!

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Originally Posted by NagChampa2010

speak inglesh or die!

-S.O.A.D.

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That song sounds nothing like thier other songs. its just like *really fast guiating* then a very hard voice SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIIIIIIIIEE

Yeah, i just use rizla's

I cant roll with those really thin skins, it always takes ages, and I cant get it as tight but it is a nicer smoke - I need to use the small ones

We get these cool skins here called Highlanders, and they come with about 50 ready-to-rip cardboard roaches with little sayings and quotes on them

Are they Tartan?

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Originally Posted by Easy Roller

Are they Tartan?

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Possibly
I don't pay much attention

Edit - found a pic of them

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Originally Posted by SensiRide

Possibly
I don't pay much attention

Edit - found a pic of them

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Wow that's a nice... cardboard.. thing.. for the... papers, lol :p

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Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind

Wow that's a nice... cardboard.. thing.. for the... papers, lol :p

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Yeah, see inside that stapled bit - its all roach, ready to use, you not get them in England? I know they are highlander papers, but they sell Irn Bru down there and thats Scottish ;)

Oh yeh cool, but no never seen them before missus.
Don't think we have them, they look very Scottish lol :p

Come New Year I'm Quiting the ciggies!! So No more tobacco and ganja into a joint will I be mixing....Which is a real shame coz my rolling technique is a bit special..It's like to an ancient art such making fire with flint dying out as time moves forward ...and rather than passing on my sectrect ancient skills to my descendants to be handed down through the generations to come ..that they might live as I did ........"an expert roller"...they might use rolling machines or something blasphemous like that...similar to the way native americans use zippo lighters and rifles nowadays ,instead of the old flint-match and bow and arrow!
Not that I have any offspring or anything but you capish' what I'm saying?...Because I don't!

Bedtime!

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Originally Posted by Easy Roller

Bedtime!

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Too many smarties ;)