dont u just hate paris hilton and nicole whoever the fuck she is

i gotta say this men this is not a gay rant about bitchiness ok but i gotta say this.

those bitches piss me off anyone ever seen a simple life/ they apparently go to ''work'' for one day and get rates on how they did well look they were soposed to be there 2 start at 9:00am THEY start at 11:35 (oh its ok because its funny right?) i dont think so then the people they r soposed to be working for ask them to go get the office staff their lunch . the two harpies then proceed to take their money buy their lunches and eat half of wot everyone bought b4 taking it back !!2 hours later!!

the thing is those people in that building really had to do work and they had only half hour to have sumthing to eat and then back to work so obviously as those slagas took 2 hours NO ONE in that office got lunch that day.

then these unworthy fuckers walk around the office focing people to take shots of jACK D . dont they realise poeple can get fired for drinking achohole at work? when u think it was filmed on camera and screened public that entire staff line on that video have their jobs in jeherdy (spell?)


my point is its takes the piss about the program says ''the girls earn cash by working hard in an average job environment''


1.they dont need to earn cash for anything as they buy about 3,000 on shoes b4 they go out the house.

2.work hard? photocopying your teeth and tits is not hard work sorry

3.they stupidity and lack of respect


lack of respect. why u say? i thought they was ok u say?


well look i dont look for that programm on tv its just on when i wake up and its either that or teletubies (sumtimes tleletubies is heaven compared)

but i saw one of these shows b4 and paris and nicole walked into a bar in a town got drunk and when no one would pay for her to use the jukebox NICOLE POURS BLEACH ONTO THE POOL TABLE FELT!.

now if i walked into my local and poured bleach onto the pooltable felt i know what would happen to me.

thats what this thread is about thou the whole oh its ok because were the hiltons r wotever and oh no we can do that because were rich. it pisses me off how these kinda people got no respect for the average people who really make the world go round just cos their daddies have got a buck.

PARIS AND NICOLE YOUR ARE A PAIR OF FUCKING MORONS :thumbsup:






P.S also nice white snow today in london anywhere else~? (bar eskimo's) :dance:

I'd hit it.

no shit theyre halfazz retarded bitches

tappn both's azzes goes without sayin
one bitch got a fukd up nose n the others a rail tho
could prolly grip her actual hip bone doggstyle

no one gives a fukk

oh yeah id hit it a couple -o- times but i wouldnt take it home to mum.

fuck that as a wiffey lol they cant even cook. let alone wash ma socks lmao.

SHE GOT HERPES SHE GOT HERPES SHE GOT HERPES SHE GOT HERPES SHE GOT HERPES SHE GOT HERPES SHE GOT HERPES SHE GOT HERPES SHE GOT HERPES

Yeah man, I hate those dumb mother fuckers, God, how annoying is that "I'm an idiot, but hot enough to get away with it" attitude! Damn! lol

:D

i h8 em but id fuck em

You do realize half the shit they do is staged. Some writer on the side probably told them to do the whole lunch stunt while Fox picked up the tab for a nice large catered lunch for the entire office.

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You do realize half the shit they do is staged. Some writer on the side probably told them to do the whole lunch stunt while Fox picked up the tab for a nice large catered lunch for the entire office.

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Yeah man, like The Osbournes turned out to be scripted. That sucked lol.

they would pay for my habit.id get like a qp a week just to blaze and then ill make paris cook me some tacos that bitch

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You do realize half the shit they do is staged. Some writer on the side probably told them to do the whole lunch stunt while Fox picked up the tab for a nice large catered lunch for the entire office.

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duh! Of course it is staged.

I never knew the Osbournes was staged... how disappointing. Still funny as shit though.

I'm gunna go get uh burrito!

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I never knew the Osbournes was staged... how disappointing. Still funny as shit though.

I'm gunna go get uh burrito!

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Yeah, the last episode it showed them rehearsing a script, and them making mistakes and all the outtakes and shit, I was really disappointed when I saw it was all fake... fags. lol :p

lol wow i never knew osbournes was scripted lol but yeah i got the full paris hilton sex dvd and all i can say is fat lips..old mans beard..nuf said

Remember, if paris hilton wasn't born rich, right now she'd be a waitress at some restaurant, and nobody would know who the fuck she is.

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I can't hear the sound cause firefox doesn't have the plug in or something.

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I can't hear the sound cause firefox doesn't have the plug in or something.

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So just open it with IE?? The sound is the whole joke really.

Those girls piss me off a treat, and yet the show is compulsive viewing. I'll watch the whole thing, and yell at the TV when they do something dumb, or bitch the whole way through to whoever's in the room with me.

It's the things you pointed out that get to me, they're meant to be doing a job, and instead they just piss around the whole time, they have no respect for anyone, and they act like their actions will have no repurcussions just because daddy's rich enough to pay to fix their fuck ups. They don't think for a minute about how what they're doing will affect anyone else, or the company that they're working for, and I swear to whatever God is listening that if they ever got to work in the same place as me I would have a hard time deciding which weapon to take to work with me, cause they deserve a fucking come down.

*rarrgh*

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Those girls piss me off a treat, and yet the show is compulsive viewing. I'll watch the whole thing, and yell at the TV when they do something dumb, or bitch the whole way through to whoever's in the room with me.

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yeh damn i know what u mean
i go mad during half of mtv shows about rich ppl

I've got her Porno and she couldn't satisy a Horse that girl!

Pure Tramp, Not even nice looking, got a cracking body!

BODY OF BAYWATCH, FACE OF CRIMEWATCH!!!!

I wouldn't mind Nicole Ritchie, whatsoever.

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I wouldn't mind Nicole Ritchie, whatsoever.

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Nicole Ritchie is just gross and has a serious eating disorder!! She is an anorexic skeleton! She really needs help, I saw her on Letterman a few weeks ago and was just cringing the whole time.

Yeah, well, fuck you, too, you perfect being.

I'd fuck Paris even though shes annoying. Nicole Richie looks like Damon Waynes from WHITE CHICKS.

Nichole richie isent attractive but paris is...only down fall is how skinny they let themselves get.

I think they are both horrible - skinny little dollies with too much time & money on their hands and not enough common sense in their heads - Jessica Alba is much hotter ;)

Nicole Richie is an ex meth adict

*pukes*

there both retarded whores IMO

I like how they get all this attention for doing nothing, everyone of you would smoke their weed too.....I would

No real value as intertainers tho...too fucking skinny too.

Personally I rather like Hilton. Her video was ok too..But she is as stupid as an inbred gold fish in a comer....which is irelevant...coz I don't really like her for her personallity...of which she has none thereof....I guess I have a soft spot for spoiled little madams

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I think they are both horrible - skinny little dollies with too much time & money on their hands and not enough common sense in their heads - Jessica Alba is much hotter ;)

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Ummm, no one ever said she was a choice. I thought this was a discussion of two girls, I chose Nicole. People are going stag. Personally, I've seen neither, nor in a long time.

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Ummm, no one ever said she was a choice. I thought this was a discussion of two girls.

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I'm sorry :(

paris hilton is just sooo stupid

seriously i think she is pityful

shes has no fuckin brain, shes rich for no reason(well she didnt work for that in any case), and everybody thinks shes cool

wtf?