who else is addicted to q-tips? i fuckin love cleaning my ears it feels so awesome its like masturbating my ears mmmmmmm
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who else is addicted to q-tips? i fuckin love cleaning my ears it feels so awesome its like masturbating my ears mmmmmmm
uh...
hahahaha im so high i laughed a lot at that
holy shit that isn't normal.
i have to say i havn't aqurired this fetish...
dude me too! i love q-tipsQuote:
Originally Posted by PuddingSpoon
they feel 2x better too just after a shower
FUK YEAHHHHHHHHH and when i get home from the beach ill clean my ears and all the sand comes out FRIKKIN AWESOMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEQuote:
Originally Posted by mellow mood
lmao
LOL, i have a big jar of them in my bathroom that is on a stand next to the crapper. So whenever im takin a poop i grab a Q-tip and clean my ears. it does feel really good.
im gonna go clean my ears right now. seriousley.
try not to cream yourselfQuote:
Originally Posted by NightProwler
what the hell, I like my cleaning ears too, but damn.
god damn after reading the first i started cleaning my ears, 2 pairs of boxers later in back....goddamn that feels good
dont you just love it when u have water stuck in your ear for a couple hours, and then you finally get it out, i love that feeling
havve u ever cleaned your ears
ON WEEED??
^ LMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by p0t
if u did it on weed ud probably stab ur ear drum lool lmao
One time i was cleaning my ears out with one, and because i put them in my ears SO deep, the cotton wool at the end fell off, lol and it got stuck in my ear and i had to do something (cant remember) to get it out.
LMAO, tis true, it's such a fantastic feeling!
a must after u see people who do need their ears cleaned
Eew, yes. A girl in school with me really needed to work on her personal hygiene, all round. *gag*Quote:
Originally Posted by UnViaje
yes it is, i love it. it feels good you biiiitch :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by dopesmoker
lmao, yeah sometimes people take the 'natural' look way too farQuote:
Originally Posted by psychopixi
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badazz
Getting your ears licked is a lot more fun. :chills:
As much as I love to do this, I try to supress my urges. Q-tips actually push a lot of the wax deeper into your inner ear and can fuck it up if you're not careful. But yes, q-tip ear masturbation is wonderful.
have you ever been to the doctor and he grabs your kak... and squeezes the tip like one of those old school change purses... your kak opens up and he puts a q-tip down in the kak hole to get a sample of your goodies for an std check...
I hate q-tips
i love you
are you fuckign serious?Quote:
Originally Posted by Garden Knowm
yeah u guys better watch out for those Q-tips...you might over dose on wax :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Caruso329
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Originally Posted by p0t
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Originally Posted by NightProwler
There should be a clinic for guys like u :pQuote:
Originally Posted by DontPassOnGrass
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Originally Posted by PuddingSpoon
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Originally Posted by mellow mood
is the clinic free? do i need ID? cause i dont have it. do they serve breakfast lunch? is it good quality food? hmmmm wheres it located?
no not free $5 a month
u need ID
Serve all meals for extra $
good food real roadkill
denver
yeah, I'm serious... it is a q-tip on a real long stick... I imagine it to be the male version of a PAP-SHMEAR... lol
it is some uncomfortable sHITE.... my kak don't like it either...
i love you
not another pap shmear
yeah i got that std test, it fukn stung, peice of shit cotton
least i'm clean
EWwwwwwww, DUDE?!?!?!? Shoving cotton wool down your male PEE HOLE!??!?!
I feel sick.
rather that than a fukkload of puss filled blisters
back in high school my old biology teacher taught us how its not good to clean your ears of all the wax, as the wax helps prevent ear infections and also protects your eardrum or something like that...
I just thought it was weird to hear that because I used to do the same thing, then quickly stopped because I like my ears healthy.