i dont know y but my penis has swelled up. its all red and purple too. must of been somthing i ate. shit i think im going to have to go to the hospital...
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i dont know y but my penis has swelled up. its all red and purple too. must of been somthing i ate. shit i think im going to have to go to the hospital...
damn... that sucks. hope it gets well soon
Was it you that had my dad called in to the ER on christmas day???
...Yes, my dad's profession largely involves penises.
could be an std man. get that shit checked out
but maybe ice can help??
sounds like you got a mean sunburn man... aloe vera
hahaha, fuck that
well im back now and everything is fine. they had to drain the fluids with a needle :(
:( damnnnnnnnn draining fluids with a needle out of your cock:(
ewww. lol. I hope you're a liar. If you're not, my penile blessings to you and yours.
wow, sounds nasty. i'm glad everything is okay though.
HAHAHAHA
gross shit
You really pissed Santa off this year
tell your gf you went in for a check up.
i doubt she wants to know about your arnold schwollenpecker
HAHAHA
u had a needle in ur cock?
haha herion cock :p
dam man that sucks
u shoulda made the most of havin a big penis and usign it!