Marijuana Anonymous
http://www.marijuana-anonymous.org/
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Marijuana Anonymous
http://www.marijuana-anonymous.org/
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LOL fuckin' losers!
Should throw rocks and shit at them :)
yea i'm being forced into aa cuz of my marijuana use.which is retarted.
12 steps of brainwashing---Twelve Questions
Has smoking pot stopped being fun? NO
Do you ever get high alone? All the time
Is it hard for you to imagine a life without marijuana? yup
Do you find that your friends are determined by your marijuana use? nope
Do you smoke marijuana to avoid dealing with your problems? nope
Do you smoke pot to cope with your feelings? nope
Does your marijuana use let you live in a privately defined world? huh?
Have you ever failed to keep promises you made about cutting down or controlling your dope smoking? maybe
Has your use of marijuana caused problems with memory, concentration, or motivation? Say what?
When your stash is nearly empty, do you feel anxious or worried about how to get more? all the time
Do you plan your life around your marijuana use? No my kids do that for me
Have friends or relatives ever complained that your pot smoking is damaging your relationship with them? She moved out.. so no
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have a problem with marijuana
Seriously? That fuckin' sucks man! :(Quote:
Originally Posted by prplchknz
Woah, my answers are almost exactly the same as yours, that's cool man :DQuote:
Originally Posted by eg420ne
But sucks that they think you have a problem, if you say yes to only 1! :eek:
yea but i only have 8 months until i move out so i'll tough it out but as soon as i get to college i'm starting up again my tolerance will be low by then which is good.
OMG IM ADDICTED TO MARIJUANA!!!!!!!!!
ITS ALMOST AS BAD AS MY ADDICTION TO TOASTER PASTRIES, man those things are lethal.
Oh yeah and I'm hooked on butterfingers. I need help.Quote:
Originally Posted by BizzleLuvin
My name is Chowder, and I'm a marijuana addict...
specifically made sure to also be available in spanish.
Random attack!
Random attack!Quote:
Originally Posted by Maui Wowie
lmao what a gay site
this site must have been made by the gov so they can "prove" that marijuana is an addiction
omfg this is bad
lol
Room Yells "Hi Chowder."Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
GA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Sorry that site kills me.
Merry fucking christmass everyone!
MmMmM just took my 1.5 g of shrooms.
Merry Xmas!!!
Hi.Quote:
Originally Posted by Trichome Creator
"Hey! Marijuana isn't an addiction man. Coke is an addiction. You ever suck dick for some coke?"
-Half Baked
I think of that everytime I hear, "marijuana addiction" Hey, maybe we're all addcited and we're all just in denial, huh, hey, how about that? hey?
I absolutely adore toaster pastries.
-drools-
ohhh mahhh god, they're so good.
-creams self-
Call it whatcha wanna call it I'm a fuckin' canna-ba-haw-lik.
Stop it you bad bad girl! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
trichrome can you get back to my email again
where can i get saffrole?/?
some (weak) people need help to stop smoking...it's not really their faults....really...its good that there is support for people who need it dude..
But whyyy stop smoking??
Tell me! PLEASE!!
cause it causes cancer if used incorrectly...(rules and regulations apply)
That really was a fun webpage!:p
So does smoking ciggaretes and a bunch of other stuff!:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Az.
eating (sadily) causes cancer, so were all fucked.Quote:
Originally Posted by Powder Puff
LOL...
But we all gotta die! :rolleyes:
yes that is true....there are (supposedly) a lot of things that cause cancer now but i was just answering your question....i could have also answered it....."because some people feel like the drug is taking over their lives"......."because smoking has lost its fun"........."because my medical problem has been cured and there is no need for me to smoke it anymore"......i dont know....there are lots of reasons really
but i hope you all have a HAPPY CHRISTMAS :)
Yeah, the medical I get..!:)
But it can't stop beeing fun!:p:D
And if it takes over, I would think you have a weak soul..!:p
yeah that is true.....but i imagine it to be a bit like drinking in a way...ive been sooooo stoned i haven't enjoyed it....
yeah the weak thing i also get.....thats what i said in my first post.....some (weak) people.....but yeahg at the end of the day its down to th e individual......
.....im really qquite drunk so i should really go to bed ready for hectic day tomorrow......goo dnight all and have a happy christmas.....:D
smoke, drink and most of all be merry :)
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have a problem with marijuana.
I have a problem with marijuana because I smoke by myself.
:lol
Oh my god what total fucking bullshit... I love their 12 steps program.
Here are the steps we take which are suggested for recovery:
1. We admitted we were powerless over marijuana, that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God, as we understood God.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked God to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong, promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God, as we understood God, praying only for knowledge of God's will for us and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to marijuana addicts and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
Do not be discouraged; none of us are saints. Our program is not easy, but it is simple. We strive for progress, not perfection. Our experiences, before and after we entered recovery, teach us three important ideas:
* That we are marijuana addicts and cannot manage our own lives;
* That probably no human power can relieve our addiction; and
* That our Higher Power can and will if sought.
So what if you don't believe in a "Higher Power"? What if your "Higher Power" is nature? Isn't marijuana natural?
Also check this out from their FAQ:
Q: How can there be marijuana addicts if marijuana is not addicting?
A: "We who are marijuana addicts know the answer to this question. Marijuana controls our lives! We lose interest in all else; our dreams go up in smoke. Ours is a progressive illness often leading us to addictions to other drugs, including alcohol. Our lives, our thinking, and our desires center around marijuana---scoring it, dealing it, and finding ways to stay high" (Life With Hope, p. xi).
And the ULTIMATE safety net...
Q: What is MA's opinion on the legalization of marijuana?
A: The Tenth Tradition of Marijuana Anonymous states:
"Marijuana Anonymous has no opinion on outside issues; hence the MA name ought never be drawn into public controversy."
This tradition protects the integrity of the organization. "Anything that can disrupt our unity, and interfere with our primary purpose of carrying the message to the marijuana addict who still suffers, should be avoided" (Life With Hope, p. 93). Therefore, MA has no opinion about the legalization of marijuana.
As for the 12 Questions:
1. Has smoking pot stopped being fun? No
2. Do you ever get high alone? Yes
3. Is it hard for you to imagine a life without marijuana? No, but I wouldn't want to.
4. Do you find that your friends are determined by your marijuana use? Some
5. Do you smoke marijuana to avoid dealing with your problems? At times
6. Do you smoke pot to cope with your feelings? Yes
7. Does your marijuana use let you live in a privately defined world? Sure, if being high for me is better than reality, then I guess its privately defined
8. Have you ever failed to keep promises you made about cutting down or controlling your dope smoking? Yes
9. Has your use of marijuana caused problems with memory, concentration, or motivation? What was the question again?
10. When your stash is nearly empty, do you feel anxious or worried about how to get more? Don't we all?
11. Do you plan your life around your marijuana use? Yes
12. Have friends or relatives ever complained that your pot smoking is damaging your relationship with them? Yes
Well guess I MAY have a problem with my medicinal marijuana use.
I thought the south park episode about AA was a joke..that the "higher power" parts really weren't in the 12 steps. Who woulda thunk?
What a joke site.
^^i was about to say that. i never fucking knew this was a church cult
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