liek teh title says. post your stories of when you have been (or almost) caught smoking ganja or doing anything else drug(wise).
ive never been caught. o and also post your age when ur done. thnks, peac eout im high.
<im 14
peace out,
~~Jimbo
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liek teh title says. post your stories of when you have been (or almost) caught smoking ganja or doing anything else drug(wise).
ive never been caught. o and also post your age when ur done. thnks, peac eout im high.
<im 14
peace out,
~~Jimbo
my mom just caught me and my little brother out smoking on the porch. she was so mad, she took a couple hoots with us lol
HAHAHA are you serious???? she took some aswell LMAO
hahaha thats madcool :D
yo litlewing nice SN. i love jimi man hes the best.Quote:
Originally Posted by LittLeWinG
thanks man :). yeah hes the best...its a shame hes dead though :(Quote:
Originally Posted by NagChampa2010
hes in my soul. i smoked a j for jimi today. lol, you gusy ever been caught?Quote:
Originally Posted by LittLeWinG
~~jimbo
ok so i got cought and my mom was in tears and i finally flipped out cuz she was crying so much and im like "goddamn woman how am i supposed to live with you if you wont let me live" and i threatned to run away and she cried even more. it was pretty bad.
im 14
my story resulted in a glass peice broken, a ounce flushed down the toilet, ( not counting my own parents )-2 very angry parents, a 5 day suspension from school, and a annoying police officer.
I don't feel like discussing it...
if i had a joint right now id smoke one for him...but i dont :(. naw ive never been caught, thank god lol. i usually smoke at like 1-2am while my parents are asleep or when i am home alone. i have toked while my parents were up and im not gonna do that anytime soon, the paranoia is too much lolQuote:
Originally Posted by NagChampa2010
sounds like you had a rough time, i wish people could just accept cannabis in our commmunitysQuote:
Originally Posted by OzzyOz
that sounds shit too, im so glad ive never been caught...like my dad wouldnt care coz he was into the whole weed game but if mum caught me she would prolly hit me with a very heavy object.Quote:
Originally Posted by NightProwler
me and a few friends were sitting on a park bench smoking a few bowls of the remnants of my weed. My friend all of suden yelled COPS, and we could see guys coming up these stairs, so we started to panic and walked off as if we hadnt seen them. They start running after us and caught up with us and make us sit on a bench. They could smell the weed so they knew we were smoking but they searched us and couldnt find anything. Then one of the cops finds the little baggie with remnants left that i had thrown behind a tree as we were walking away from the cops at the beginning. They were questioning us hard about the baggie until they recieved another call and let us go and just let us off with a "warning". I was so relieved since they said they would charge us with possession if they had found any. If was pretty cool to look back on only my friend got his digi taken away.
man you got lucky. how did he loose his digi?Quote:
Originally Posted by Smoking Ganja
man, i feel for you. my mom smoked ocasionally and ive smoked with my dad.....i remember the days of smoking ninja style but im glad those days are over....hmmmmm im high listening to a perfect circle, anyone like them? :stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by LittLeWinG
parrents notice air freshiner in the bathroom and they noticed that i always left the fan on and they also noticed the towel at the bottom of the door.
i lied but they know whats going on.
i now smoke out my window, flawless unless they catch you red handed or do somthing stupid like leave you lighter or pipe out.
pipe with the cap on it with a little hole where you can cover it after you take your hit is vital.
lol yeah it kinda sucks :( i guess its alright when you master the style of the ninja :p i'd love to smoke with my dad...maybe sometime in the near future i will :D ive never heard of perfect circle :dance:Quote:
Originally Posted by NagChampa2010
smoking jedi style is so lame. i just wana kick back and smoke wile im on my computer, laying in bed or watching TV/Movie. fuck leaning out the window. it'll have to do for now.
i got caught smoking at school with two of my friends. we usually go far into the woods to this place we call "the bench", but this day we were too damn lazy. we sat down on a rock in a really obvious place, cocky cuz we had never gotten caught before. we had only smoked one bowl and were packing our second when one of our monitors drove up in their fucking ridiculous green and yellow gator. we all go SHIT but we're trapped in the woods, we can't get away. so we watch as the dumbass trips over rocks trying to make his way over to us, all the while warning us "don't try to run" when clearly we're making no attempt at running. i distinctly remember the monitor falling on a rock and my friend brett saying "there's a path" and the monitor just looked like a complete idiot. anyway then he told us to start walking towards the school and he would follow us in the gator. i was pretty panicked, as i was carrying a purse with about an eighth and two glass pieces (both of which are absolutley gorgeous and i was not willing to lose). not knowing what to do i glanced behind me to see the idiot gabbing on his walkie talkie. stupidly i flung my bright blue bag into the woods hoping that he wouldn't see me throw it or see it as he drove by. i immidiatley regretted what i did thinking he would obviously notice that one second i had a purse and the next second i didn't, but this guy was a massive idiot. anyway so then my friend brett threw his papers into the woods too and we were pretty confident, thinking "we have nothing on us whatever we'll just say we were having a cigarette, they can't do anything about it"
well when we got into the principals office they split us into 3 seperate rooms with 3 seperate vice principals interrogating us individually, seemingly to find flaws in our stories or something. keep in mind that we weren't even high. one bowl amongst 3 people, i had barely a buzz going. anyway. they searched me and asked me repeatedly what i was doing, saying that the monitor "smelled marijuana" etc. i just smiled a lot and said i was having a cigarette. i ended up in the nurses office, where i experienced the most unintentionally hilarious thing ever.
apparently they have a test at our school to see if you're high. this test involves TAKING YOU DIRECTLY FROM THE VICE PRINCIPALS OFFICE after being interrogated for 10-15 minutes (an extremely stressful situation) and then TAKING YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE...i mean what the fuck, of course my pulse is racing, I JUST GOT OUT OF THE DAMN OFFICE. they finished the test by asking me the date. the damn date. what fucking teenager knows the date? i mean, seriously, what fucking month is this?
anyway it ended up that they searched all of our lockers/backpacks and found brett's backpack had visene, lighter fluid, lighters, rolling machine, papers, blunt wraps, bud grinder.....and about .000001 gram of ganj. seriously, it was fucking microscopic. but they nabbed him for possession and nabbed us all for smoking up in school.
3 days detention which ended up falling righ tnear thanksgiving break, so i had a week and a half vacation when everyone else had like 4 days.
a hilarious experience overall, i'd say.
yeahh. i always have incense burning in my room. i am not a good sleeper and it takes me AGES to get to sleep. So i say incense relaxs me and it helps me sleep, they believe it....i think. Also since i always smoke outside i told my parents that most nights i go outside and look at the stars coz it also relaxs me lol...so if they hear me outside hopefully they wont come out....:DQuote:
Originally Posted by sharpezor
whoa thats a big post, i went to the effort of reading it. that is one of the coolest storys ever haha thats awesome :DQuote:
Originally Posted by heatherhatesyou
i also have a sleep problem, but weed makes me sleepy at the burn out stage, so i usualy crash at the end of the high which is good. but i wake up feeling like crazp and my mouth is all dry and tasting nasty.Quote:
yeahh. i always have incense burning in my room. i am not a good sleeper and it takes me AGES to get to sleep. So i say incense relaxs me and it helps me sleep, they believe it....i think. Also since i always smoke outside i told my parents that most nights i go outside and look at the stars coz it also relaxs me lol...so if they hear me outside hopefully they wont come out....
b4 i tell the story just let me tell u when i smell weed, i go crazy like when i shrak smells blood.
so i was at my friend D's house. we were playin madden then we both smelt the sweet sent of weed. i ran in to the living room and 1 of D'd moms friend was smokin a joint. so i immeditly ask to take a hit and he pass it. i take 3 hits and D's mom, who has been there the whole time says,"that why i dont like him hangin around with my son!!.
i thought ohh shit gave back and went in D's room. but she didnt care and we just acted like it never happend. :stoned:
duuuuuude that is exactly the same thing that happens to me. :oQuote:
Originally Posted by sharpezor
thats what i do. i was tlaking about going into NIJA stile a long time ago. reading and cromprehention are vital! :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by sharpezor
i wasnt talking about you specificaly, i was saying doing it ninja style all the time is lame. everyone who does it would agree, its not their fault that its gotta be done that way, but its still lame.
whatever man :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by sharpezor
Was driving home from work one night is 76 or 77. Had just finished a doob and lit a cig and next thing I know there are cherries in the rear view. Pulled over and the Illinois state trooper pulled up behind me. I was shitting bricks and thinking he would probably smell it and nail me. He was about to get out of his car when a porsche whipped by doing about 110. Trooper took off after the porsche.
Caught by the cops
1) Drinking in public a few days after my 14th birthday.
2) In 8th grade for buying a "controlled substance" in (a) school (zone)
3) Smoking a cigarette underage (oooh, big deal)
4) In a small "riot" as the cops called it in PA at 13. Basically there was just a big fight and I was involved.
Am on probation until March '06 (almost done!)
Caught by my parents:
1) Drinking
2) Smoking pot
3) on pills
Age: 16
My mother doesn't give a fuck.
omg will you marry me? come live in my apartment in california bay area?Quote:
Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
I've never been caught, it's coz i'm a rogue. My parents know i smoke and don't care. I'm 17.
Well one day i bought a fat ounce of some good dro and got really fucken blazed and put it in my normal hiding spot (in my closet in an old jacket pocket) but i was high and forgot to wrap it in fabric softener ( for the smell). So the next morning my mom walked in (who used to be a huge ass pot head while my dad is a cop who used to do mescalin) and was like oh hey logan it smells like bud. So while im half asleep my mom keeps walkin downstairs to talk to my dad sayin how she knows i got bud but i just keep denyin it. so wen she walks downstairs i haul ass and spray some cologne and smuggle my oz into the bathroom. BUT my mom starts bangin on the door sayin shes comin in and how she knows im flushin it down the toilet which there is no fuckin way i would flush a fresh oz. BUt from there she tore apart my room and found my bong, my scale, niacin, 3 cases of beer, and so on. She was pretty pissed off especially wen i tried to steal back part of my bong. I stole the bowl outa my bong cuz i was still high and couldnt think straight and hit it w/ my oz (which i transported downstairs in a random cabinet). Ne ways she noticed i stole the bowl and told me to go get it and i said no, then she even said she was gonna sell my car, but still i said no cuz once again im not flushin a fuckin oz i mean cmon.'
other than that ive never really been caught w/ bud just kinda w/ paraphanilia or w/e u spell it. I have been caught a couple times doin beer runs which never ends up that bad, but yea fuck the popo and parentals
on day i went to a convinience store and stole few things with my friends and the guy called cop. we obviously saw he was calling cops but we just didnt realized it...
anyway we just went out coz he was still on the phone and like a stupid cunt i forgot some ice cream wrap in my pocket (i stole it by the way)
so cops saw us a lil bit later walking and they went after us. at the same time i told my friends i wanted to go pee so when the cops came they tought i was tryin to escape. anyway they searched everywhere and they found a half gram, beers (that i stole too but that they didnt know) and a bowl. they confiscated all the shit and were ready to arrest me but the guy at the store didnt wabted to accuse me so they just wanted to bring me in court for drug possession