The Bong water prank

Alright so we've all done it, smoked someone out for their first time and made 'em drink bong water. So I smoked out a friend of mine for the first time in his life and he had heard about the horrible bong water trick that everyone plays and I assured him that I wouldn't make him do it. So we're pullin out of my hookah tellin him all about bud, the terminology, the technology, the plant etc....Then I got this great idea. So I told him how to make the human bong, with the water just within the lips. So he did it, pulled super fucking hard for really fucking long then swollowed the water.

Then an evil smile just creeped over my face and my friend as we looked at our other friend who had just drank god damn bong water. It was funny as fucking hell.

lmfao!

actually i haven't done it... and if you ask me it's kidna fucked up to make someone drink that shit...

We were smoking a blunt and one of my friends lit a cigar. We told this other guy it was the blunt and he tried to take a big ass hit off of it and coughed like a bastard. Then we waited like five minutes and did it to him again. :D

my friend has been smoking for like 2 years and he still drinks bong water. he says that you can buy it on the street. he is all like " one drop is like 10 massive bong hits." i told him that if that much thc was dissolved in the water, you wouldnt het high from smokin the bud. then he said "oooo i see, thats where u are wrong." SO i walked into the bathrooom when we had finished some waterfalls "mmmmm" he said " thats good bong water!" it wasnt even water that had smoke passed through it

me n my friends will screw with someone relatively new by saying stuff like yeah man just as long as you don't really inhale it you don't have bad shit happen to ya. and then we go on to enhance our friends dilemma, funny as shit no matter how they take it. if they're like oh well i dont do that then they're a dumbshit. if they're like oh are you serious, then its a great oppurtunity. and if theyre like oh well then u just keep smoking.

ive drank bong water before...i think i just finished pullin a big ass cone, n was holding the coffing back, so i looked for a drink..i was so fucking stoned i had my drink right next to the bong...i picked up the wrong bottle didnt i...haha i didnt releise it was bong water untill everyone pissed themselves laughed at me...hmmm weed flavoured water...with a sprinkle of ash

I've never drank bongwater, i never will. I would never make someone else drink it. Unless they were a douche.

HAHAHA thats funny that you made him drink bongwater. kinda of asshole-ish but funny non the less. One time i smoked out one of my friends and it was his first time so i rolled a joint of oregano and told him that he could smoke it to the face. I asked him how he felt. He said he wasn't high. I guess he isn't one of those kids that sais they are high when they aren't. So i proceeded to smoke him out with the real herb.

Why would you make someone drink bongwater if you think they're a douchebag? Why would anyone even wanna smoke with someone who's a douchebag in the first place

sometimes we use a flavored drink like pop, juice, or boones farm and then we'll drink it. not bad

eww thats grose i bet you guys wouldnt drink water out of my bong that stuff is like yellowish brown after a fat sesh and im to lazy to change the water

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Originally Posted by pixel

Why would you make someone drink bongwater if you think they're a douchebag? Why would anyone even wanna smoke with someone who's a douchebag in the first place

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as long as the douchebag is supplying all the dope. then i wont care

^^^ i like yer avatar

I've never made any one drink bong water but....when me and my crew were 14 (like 2 years ago)we were drinking at my friends house who has a really bitchy mom and this stupid kid chugs 3/4 of a 2-6 of vodka and got tanked.like 10 mins after he drank we talked him into chugging bongwater and then half an hour later wen he was really fucked he puked all over the floor and his clothes so he took them off. then he stumbled into the living room where my friends mom was. and he stumbles in there in his boxers sits down,turns on porno on the tv,and then proceeds to ask the mom for some food a couple of times.....funny shit

At my local cricket club a few years back the first team won the flag and so went back to the club rooms to cellebrate. There was free beer and huge bong on the table in the middle that everyone was taking hits out of.
After about an hour one of the guys who had never smoked cig's in his life let alone weed was getting pretty drunk and the guys figgured they would get him stoned so they sat him in front of the bong (thinking he knew how to do it) and packed his cone and told him to 'do it'. So this guy grabs the bong in one hand, puts his finger over the carb, puts the bong to his lips and drinks all the bong water :D.
That night ended with him running around the cricket oval with his underpants on his head :stoned: .

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Originally Posted by MullManiac

At my local cricket club a few years back the first team won the flag and so went back to the club rooms to cellebrate. There was free beer and huge bong on the table in the middle that everyone was taking hits out of.
After about an hour one of the guys who had never smoked cig's in his life let alone weed was getting pretty drunk and the guys figgured they would get him stoned so they sat him in front of the bong (thinking he knew how to do it) and packed his cone and told him to 'do it'. So this guy grabs the bong in one hand, puts his finger over the carb, puts the bong to his lips and drinks all the bong water :D.
That night ended with him running around the cricket oval with his underpants on his head :stoned: .

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Sounds like good times to me man.

my friends girlfriend almost drank bong water yesterday she told me she would but we just ended up smoking four more bowls then i fell asleep and they had sex... right by my unconscious body...

ive never drunk bong water before probably because i used to smoke salvia out of a bong.... and that shit makes the water and everything around it smell fucking repulsive

(leaves)

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Originally Posted by BongZoola

my friends girlfriend almost drank bong water yesterday she told me she would but we just ended up smoking four more bowls then i fell asleep and they had sex... right by my unconscious body...

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Lol Where were you three, on the bed, the floor, outside, where?

I drank bong water before, just to see what it tasted like. It really didn't bother me that much, I mean... it wasn't like... good or anything... but what bothered me is that i was drinking all the gross shit that was filtered through the water in the first place... all that aside though, the smell of bong water is much worse than the taste. At least, in my experience. I don't think there's anything wrong in givin' a n00b a bit of a hard time, it's all part of the ritual. Someday when that n00b is no longer a... well... n00b... he'll do the same thing to one of his ignorant friends smokin' for the first time.

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Originally Posted by P.E.N.G.U.I.N.

Lol Where were you three, on the bed, the floor, outside, where?

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they were on the bed well its just a mattress on the floor and i was right by it resting my head on it, funny thing is the land lord was right in the next room

My friend wanted to see how a cigarette roller works so we rolled a cigarette later on we were smoking weed and I said "hey guys I have a special surprise". I went into the house and got out the cigarette and told this kid it was a joint. We handed it to him and told him to hit it "real hard" and he kept puffing and puffing he went to pass it and we said nah man u can have more, we want u to get reaaaal stoned! eventually he started coughing and saying it was gross, when he looked up and saw me laughing he knew something was up so he asked "what is this" and I said a cigarette...he was confused then pissed then went into the "Oh well...I dont..care...it made...my high....a lot....better..YEAH IT MADE THE HIGH BETTER". lmao

i sued to drink bong water occassionally, never threw up, quit smoking for a year, and almost puked the enxt time i tired, havent tried since