what happens if you microwave weed?
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what happens if you microwave weed?
it blows up.
...i dunno.
what if i microwave you?
it gets warm
You destroy the trichomes. Bad idea!!
but i already got the trichomes. i was makin hash and now i got a huge pile of wet weed.
If you got the trichomes just trash the leaf...it's no good to anybody now. Good luck on the hash!! :thumbsup:
i die. oh, and for future reference, metal teapots DO NOT go in microwaves...Quote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
i blew up a microwave because i was stoned and wanted to make tea...and was too lazy to let it heat on the stove... :D
Nothing will happen if you don't treat it like your popcorn. (I hate the smell of that fake butter shit) I have used the wave on several occasions to dry out buds that were too moist to burn. Use the defrost setting. As an FYI, you can also use a low wattage light bulb(40W) to dry out those buds that were packed before they were dried out properly. Just place your stash on a piece of cardboard or even printer paper and set about 6 inches from the bulb (don't forget to turn it on) for about 10 minutes. Usually does the job.
its buds but its schwag. so if i got the trichomes, is there any point to smoke the shit i made it from?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud
why not try it and see for yourself? but it has already been answered here...
drying in mw is never a good idea tho...use the oven instead at very low heat and keep the material spread out so it's not exposed to heat for long. that is if you absolutely must have it dried quickly...
Use a hair drier and see what happens, mate! :D
thats the first thing that came to mind but then i thought what happens if it blows it all around.Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
If ... IFQuote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
What do you think powerful, hot air would do to the bud? Superman stylee friend... super glue it down first, maybe? Also make a net to catch all the shit that blows off ;)
Just smoke it.
its wet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
Just super glue it, make a net for it, and blow dry it :DQuote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
Oh ya. :oQuote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
Why not turn the oven on low and dry it out that way?
its schwag im not even gonna be arsed to do it. chuff it.
i like the oven idea. i like the lightbulb idea.
i dont know why you shouldnt use a microwave, but im sure there's a viable reason not to.
and it looks like it's been said enough that your schwag wont get you very high (if at all) if you already got the trichomes.
i dont know though. :D
make buble hash if u got loads
ive used the microwave to tighten up blunts after blunts after i roll them when they are still wet put it in the microwave for like 7 seconds and the blunt wrap skrinds down and drys up and makes for a perfect smokin blunts its nice and its releases some of the thc into the paper so it tastes better. :rasta:
:p If you are going to use a microwave to dry weed in then it is best to add a whole uncooked potatoe with it, but prick it a few times with a fork (the potatoe that is). Heres something else some of you may like to try....put water in a cup, then stand a light bulb in the water, put in micro, then turn on........w00000t :thumbsup:
try to put a frog in a microwave
Try having sex with one... in a microwave, mmm warm!Quote:
Originally Posted by mellow mood
wtf lol
Frog in a blender
http://joecartoon.atomfilms.com/pages/home/
im not even gonna look thats sounds nasty
fuckin hell yea
Sometimes when you buy stuff there's little bags of silica gel dessicant in the box or bottle or whatever to keep things dry. Keep those. If you get damp weed you can put your open bag in a sealed container with some of those dessicants. I use those new ziplock containers.
Dessicants (dryers) can be reactivated by heating them at low heat in an oven.
With dessicants you don't have to heat the weed to dry it.
The primary problem with using the wave is that it's very easy to heat things up too much and it becomes a big vaporizer and remember children, you should never stick your head in the microwave without adult supervision. But it won't actually hurt the weed or make it glow in the dark or any such thing. It's a big radio transmitter, not a breeder reactor. A lot of the food you eat now has been irradiated in some form to reduce bacteria. This is apparently due to the fact that large food factories can't seem to get their employees to wash up after using the bathroom. Or stay the hell home when they're sick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stoner Shadow Wolf
Brilliant!! Let's have a Guiness!!Quote:
Originally Posted by zomby
...without adult supervision...lmfaoQuote:
Originally Posted by bonsaiguy
That's because you know, deep down in your bones, in the very depths of your soul, that some foole out there somewhere has tried it.Quote:
Originally Posted by deathbyvalley
lol, yeah...but what if they were an adult?Quote:
Originally Posted by bonsaiguy
It would almost have to be. now here's the big question...
ala Adam Corolla
Germany or Florida?
It would have to be Germany or Florida.
lol, def. florida
You're probably right. Is that you in you're avatar? You're like really young. Where did you learn about the Grateful Dead?
yeah, it is. i'm 18. i've always had my inner hippie, and i got into them by listening to sublime's cover of scarlet begonias, and then i heard the original. i got totally into them, and i've adopted jerry as my uncle, even though he's dead (cuz johnny cash is already my dad, lol)
lmao^Quote:
Originally Posted by deathbyvalley