The trippiest shit!

Ok, I was really blazed today and the trippiest shit happened while I was on the bus.

My boyfriend and I boarded the bus and sat down at the back. There was this guy I knew also sitting back there, he was a bouncer at a bar and got me in when I was underage, I nodded to him. Then these two 14 year old kids I had met the other day came and sat down and were like whats up. And then this guy that smoked a blunt with us earlier that we had just met, and that we had blazed with a bit later gets on the bus and he's so stoned. He saw us and he's like, whoa are you guys stalking me? Holy shit!

What the fuck's going on? Ahh the light, the light!

Then he moves beside the 14 year olds and hes like, Hey whats your name again? to one of them who gets paranoid when you ask him questions, and without waiting for a reply hes like Your name's kyle! What the fuck! Thats tripped out man! This guy is Kyle!

And he was saying other trippy stuff that I don't remember but I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to die. Then all of the sudden the bouncer guy is like, are you stoned? the guy nodded and the bouncer guy started mocking him, he's like you fucking retard! making fun of him for stuttering and stuff. Finally I stop laughing cause I realize he's serious and I'm thinking, whoa man this is fucked! He was going on and on, total buzzkill for the kid he was mocking. Then all the sudden he's liek JUST KIDDING! He started laughing and he came over and sat beside me and he's like Remember me?? he started shaking my hand and shit, I was like uhh yeah, yeah... sure. Then he got off the bus. I was like, holy shit this is the trippiest bus ride ever! And then the 14 year old kids are like, What bus are we on? I told him bus 5 and he's like what?? I'm on the wrong bus! Fuck! Fuck! This can't be happening! And they both get off the bus at the next stop.

ANd I know this is getting long, but then the kid that was getting mocked pipes up and hes like I hope this bus goes by 7-11, and we're like, it doesn't, but he didn't seem to understand what I was saying when I told him where it actually went. And when we got off the bus, my boyfriend turned to me and said, you're really weird.

woah

That;s what I thought man. :smokin:

whoa.. like neo

That was a cute part, the 14 year olds seemed like blonde-haired Russian male exchange students.

Lol, good analogy.

wtf???

My thoughts exactly! :P

i have to record this and play it back in slow-motion to understand what's going on.

That's funny as hell. Only stoners get on the wrong bus, oh wait, i can't forget the blind, sorry.

your weird

lmao, that shit was funny.

powair your fucked up! dont change!

:D :D :D