Finally put my mom over the edge.

okay well my mom has caught me alot of times and done nothing about it besides telling me shes going to do somthing about it but never does. well today she found a lighter in my pocket of my jeans and she said there was 'marijuana residue' on the back. well i think this last time just finally really pissed her off so now shes saying shes going to piss test me eveyr two weeks and if i fail shes calling my probation officer. i just wanted to see if u guys think it would be safe to maybe smoke right after every test and then stay clean for the rest of the two weeks and continue doing that or if i should just quit alltogether. do u think the weed would all be out of my system in 2 weeks? just tell me what you would do

If you fail your drug test, you're PO is taking you to jail...a Federal Pound-Me-in-the-Ass Prison.

if ya pushed her over the edge then don't try and push your luck anymore..........especially if you're already on probation. jail is no fun.......actually it sucks. i say you just be good for a while and when it's over then celebrate with a fattie.....

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If you fail your drug test, you're PO is taking you to jail...a Federal Pound-Me-in-the-Ass Prison.

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lmao

I still cannot fathom it...........how for making the choice to inhale some smoke........ ANOTHER HUMAN that is no better than you is allowed to drag you into a cage (jail) for an indefinate amount of time......and after that.....your life is fucked.

The world we live in........

yeah seriously im a smart peaceful guy i dont think i should be locked up with a bunch of crazy murderers and rapists just for making a choice that dosent even effect the people putting me there the slightest bit its bullshit

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I still cannot fathom it...........how for making the choice to inhale some smoke........ ANOTHER HUMAN that is no better than you is allowed to drag you into a cage (jail) for an indefinate amount of time......and after that.....your life is fucked.

The world we live in........

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Thats exactly the way i think.

no it's not safe, chances are pretty high you will test positive, if not the first time, they grow greater and greater the more and more you do it. just plain and simple don't smoke til the shit all blows over... otherwise get ready to meet tiny the 400 lb roommate that will fancy your ass....

If you only smoked once right after the test, you'd be more than safe, but somehow I think that might be pushing it. I'd just stay clean for a little while.

Here's something you should bring up, though: What kind of mom tries to send their kid to jail? Parents of killers and rapists have protected their kids, but your mom wants to call your PO for smoking a joint?

My mom never really agreed with my pot smoking, but her main concern was that she didn't want me to go to jail and fuck up my life.

yea too rite, your mum should be protecting u from those federals , keep smokin the weed and tell your mum to sort it out.

When i put my mom over the edge it was the shortest walk of her life.

Tension
Tension
I got tension and it's all that i know
I got tension with my mom
I got tension with my dad
I got tension and it's every where i go

Do not disturb.....drug testing in progress
dai*ma :stoned:
pee for enjoyment, not for employment :thumbsup:

I hope that your mom hurries up and calls the police so they can put you in a safe situation. You see....., to save us pot smokers they somehow think that it is safer for us to experience prison where we could get raped, killed, given a STD, beaten-up, horrble diet, horrible healthcare, TB, than it is for us to experience cannabis. Just sit back and feel the love (says bubba to his new celly)

dai*ma :dance:
Im sittin here waitin in the sf county jail
im hopin that moms not so mad now that she wont even pay my bail
if i were her im not so sure i wouldnt keep on moving down the track
im sittin here waitin in the sf country jail

I got a lump on my head and a boot print on my chest
It's what the guys in here call the sf county lie detector test
well i did my best but as you might of guessed its a tough test not to fail
im sittin here waitin in the sf county jail

one phone call to tylenol
four cold gray walls closin in
if i ever do get out on that highway again
i aint ever going back to sf county

If its the cheap ass piss tests you can buy at Walgreens you should be fine. My and 3 friends blazed a massive amount of weed on a Saturday night the next day his dog some how pulled a pipe outa the closet and all 3 friends (because they are brother) passed the test sunday night by drinking shit loads of water all that day.

Tell your mom you need 2 months to get clean :)

Yeah like stoth said you should be fine if it is home test and you flush out your system by drinking lots of water you should be fine. If it is a lab test then don't risk it. Weed is not worth going to jail over. toke on. :smokin:

bury your mom in your backyard

That's a bit extreme ;)

unless you have a completely fool-proof way of passing the tests, do not smoke.

getting high is not worth going to prison and getting raped for.

i hate to say it, but you should really quit :-( (at least till your probation is over)

Quit til your mom trusts you again.

word.. prison sucks.. and u'll b suckin too if u go there..

when u gain her trust back and lose the tests don't get caught. i used to get caught all the time being careless. leaving aluminum around, my bag i carried my piece in, smelling like pot when i came in, leavin pot in pockets, not stashing due to being too high, etc etc. make sure there is no evidence other than being high, and even then u gotta pull that off and make it seem like ur not. sux talkin to ur parents and ur so blitzzed u can't rember the statement u made 30 seconds ago

Piss in the toilet, and don't let her have a drop :P.

yeah man, if its between smoking or going to jail, just quit smoking. Thats a no brainer. If you feel the need to "OCASSIONALLY" get a little blitzed, get drunk.... thats what I do sometimes.....but just don't make it a habit....

just put fukin apple juice in there or something ... unless u let ur mum watch u (which i really dont want to picture)

just wait till this blows over, gain her trust back, and if u still have to smoke which u prob will just makw sure that A u can withouth getting tested,and B u remain unoticed/caught. if u do everything smoothly no one wiill ever no so be careful!

get a clean buddys piss and there you go

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get a clean buddys piss and there you go

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thats the only way man, or if its a cheap one just put apple juice in it. but your mom must be one hell of a bitch to make the call that sends her son to prison for smoking weed?, and a lighter pushed her over the edge? my god thats ridiculous.

dont try to mask his dependence. you're an idiot for getting caught that many times where your mom would have to threaten you. i would do the same thing if my kid doesnt even have any respect for me to even try to hide his bad habit.

hey sdffa
FUCK YOU
first of all my mom never even punished me even when the cops caught me smokin in my car or any of the other times she had caught me.
second i hadnt been caught for about a month because i had been being careful about it and one day she randomly decides to wash my pants that are on my floor and finds a lighter. its not like i went up to her and blew a hit in her face dickhead. and since when has smokin a little weed been a bad habbit? why dont u stop being such an asshole and go shoot yourself or somthing productive like that.

my mom has caught me a couple of times and said she'd drug test me, but so far i haven't pissed in a cup yet... but i recommend quitting for a while and just see wut happens

and pay no attention to assholes like sdffa :stoned:

This may be a n00b question, but does the P.O. really take you to JAIL just for testing positive for marijuana that wasn't even a state-mandated drug test?

Sounds flawed to me. But then again, so is the legal system.

no you see im on a probation where he dosent test me unless my parents want him too and my mom is going to test me a few times herself just like at the hospital or somthing and if i test positive she will tell my p.o. and he will test me and if i test positive on that im fucked

What are you on probation for anyways? Just curious that's all.

i got got with a pipe in my backpack at school that i didnt even know was there

Shitty, yeah if it wasn't at school you would of been cool. The school rides the cops ass to get you in as much trouble as they can. If it was any where else they probably would of just taken it away from you and give you a slap on the wrist.