i skeeted in some girls mouth right and she swalloed it and if shd digested it and pissed it out it would go threw her pussy therfore get he pregent??
like i said its a stupiid question and im high.
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i skeeted in some girls mouth right and she swalloed it and if shd digested it and pissed it out it would go threw her pussy therfore get he pregent??
like i said its a stupiid question and im high.
wow.
shes definetly not going to get pregnant from that
That was probably one of the most idiotic questions ever asked on this section of the forum. But you are stoned and most people are not very intelligent at your point of the high.
Dan
yes i gotta agree with ya that's pretty dumb, but still the only stupid question is the one that goes unasked. no she can't..........the acid in her stomach would definately kill it. at east i think it would.
dude, lets just say when she takes a leak... be thinking of names to name your kid.
i also heard from my heath teacher that urine kills sperm but im not sure if it was the truth or i even heard it.
lol.
I think yoursafe, done it to about 2 girls, i didnt expect them to swallow.... no kids...
lol, if it did, i'd be pregnant...a lot...
that being said. i extend to you an invitation to the party in my pants.Quote:
Originally Posted by deathbyvalley
thats how i got my last girlfriend pregnant man, no lie. don't do it man its not worth the risk.
Yup, the same thing happened to me a few years ago. I had this girlfriend, and the only sex we ever had was oral. She became pregnant, had the baby, and now I'm paying child support. Damn!Quote:
Originally Posted by ADaisyChain
:D
Are you sure she didnt cheat on ya?
Geez, I never even thought of that........thanks a lot for the tipoff!
:dance:
positive.
doctor said that semen actually burrows its way through the digestive tract, taking the sperm on a one way trip to the ovaries.
lol advocaat glad to know im not alone.
sorry, i'll have to decline.Quote:
Originally Posted by justinsane
ADaisyChain wrote:lol advocaat glad to know im not alone.
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This same thing happened to ANOTHER guy I know, so I just called him up for the scoop.
He was getting BJ's every other day from this chick, she got pregnant, and they stopped seeing each other. By the time she had the baby she was living with another guy, but she still wanted the child support from my friend. He balked, but she had sent away for a DNA paternity kit, which she claimed would prove that he was the father.
So, he goes over to her (and her boyfriend's) place and she has him scrape inside his mouth with a little plastic thingy, put it in a vial so that it could be mailed off to the lab for comparison with a vial containg the baby's tissue sample, and he then left.
A week or so later, she got the results in the mail, calls up my friend, and what do you know? The DNA sample of his, and the baby's, were a match! She even showed him the paper that verified it!
Can you beat that?
:mad:
hahahah
threads like these are fun. Takes me back to health class where they had a box you can put questions in anonymously. We would always put fun ones like "In what ways do testicles compare to cadbury eggs?" and "Please draw boobs on chalkboard for informational purposes."
They always ignored them, but we knew they read them, and that was good enough.
omg, i seriously can't beleive you asked this.... i really can't. i mean any question is good enough, better than not knowing right? but somehow i think you're just trying to stir up controversy.... i just don't see how anyone could possibly think this would happen.... i mean you eat food all the time? does it come out looking like when it went in? that's because stomach acid breaks it down to the smallest, itty-ist bitty-ist parts it can become, meaning no living creature could survive (and sperm is technically a living creature) and i can confrim it doesn't....my wife now (wasn't at the time) basicly swallowed every single day for a year (>.> it feels good, what can i say) and didn't get pregnant....atleast from that....
As long as its yours she's swallowing every single day...Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
let me be the first in this thread to call you the luckiest man here.
let me be the first in this thread to call myself the unluckiest man here....we split up and about 1-2 years later got back together, she wouldn't do it anymore...not even once after that >.< and now i'm married so i stand no chance at ever getting to feel it again, ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by ADaisyChain
lol, well at least you're not makin her. Maybe one day you'll get her really in the mood. Good things happen when they're really in the mood. Besides, you still have 365 days of swallowed sperm under your belt. That's more then most guys will ever have.
>.> yea but 365 isn't enough once you've had just 1 day's taste.... and yea, it won't ever happen again, i could like get her so in the mood she'd fill up an olympic swimming pool and she still wouldn't..... so yea, i'm screwed.
but in theory i would be right...
It is impossible to become pregnant from swallowing semen. If you think your girlfriend became pregnant and all you had was oral sex, then it definately was not your child.
I get a mouthful at least once a day. And if you don't swallow, what on earth do you do? Run to the toilet or just spit it into your boyfriends mouth? :p
err no in theory you are completly wrong, lets see now, the sperm enters your gfs mouth, is then swallowed passin it down the esophagus into the stomach, there its greated by a shit load of acid ( u ever see that film inner space with the bloke that gets shrunk and put inside the body of a bloke, well remember that evil bloke was in the stomach when he died, he had a bit o protection too in the form of that suit thing and he died, yur sperm get fucked over 1000 times) that will break it down faster than you can say 'im cummin darlin'. Gastric acid is strong shit. by that time and cos of the size of sperm it would of been digestied or partly, even so, its dead then its gotta go thru the small intestines which brings it into contact with bile and other lovely fluids that help break it down even more, then it goes thru the large intestine where the water and sodium is removed, also the microbes in there bacteria like Bacteroides, Lactobacillus acidophilus, Escherichia coli, and Klebsiella also help break it down even more, by the time yur girl shits or pees, there be no living sperm anywhere nr her love nest, god, kinda wish i didnt get kicked outta med school for being a stoner :D
:D:D that's such blatant girl honesty wanna refill? ;) no offenceQuote:
Originally Posted by powair
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Originally Posted by Dankmike
damn dude... let me have some of whatever you're smoking.
i ate an earthworm once and it came out still alive..... not! your stupid......
Lol. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Harvesthetic
i wish my wife still thought like you....Quote:
I get a mouthful at least once a day. And if you don't swallow, what on earth do you do? Run to the toilet or just spit it into your boyfriends mouth?
yeah dude, and guys can get pregnant from a shot in the mouth too...
i thought school were supposed to have decent sex ed lessons now?
Kid your my fucking hero. I'm definatly stealing that quote for my signature. Thanks hahaha
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not gonna touch this one with a 20 foot pole
later