What makes a good Dealer???

What do you think makes the difference between making buying weed a pain in the ass or a good time?

I like it when someone weighs it out infront of me and puts my stash in a ziploc bag thats not too big or small. Its also annoying when you work with someone who never can never make change, or won't call you back just just to tell you they're out. :smokin:

Anyways, It would be nice for people to post up on this one so any current/future dealers who read this can get a good idea of how to actually do a good job.

Capitalism spoils you and makes you expect excellent service everywhere.

alot of things. my cousin lives in texas and has the best dealer ever. 24hours a day, 7days a week, anywhere, itd be damn near impossible for him not to be there in more than an hour. the guys awesome. he pulls up in his car, pulls a box out from under teh seat, always has top strains and any amount u want. just pick it out, he weighs it, and zips it up for you. and on chrismas, he passes out extra buds to his main customers. its great.

I've had two different kinds of really good dealers.

The all business guy. Gives you exact prices, weighs it out in front of you, gives you the exact amount no less, thanks you and leaves.
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The really friendly dealer. The kind who sells only so he can smoke tons. This guy smokes you out everytime you buy from him and gives generous baggies. I'm kind of a sociophobe so this kind always makes me nervous, but they're way cool.

Its im portant to have the weed weighed out in front of me.

Legit - An aspect of a dealer where when you see them for the first time, and every time after that, you don't feel uncomfortable.

Weighs out shit. This is key. I want to see a dealer weighing out weed, and it going at exactly 3.5g.

Dependable. Always easy to find where they are, and I can get weed within an hour if I wanted.

Businesslike. This goes along with legit I suppose - This one dealer that I went through, I would call him up, go over to his house, he would open up a box, weigh out weed, and put it in a small bag with his business card so I could call him anytime that I wanted, day or night.

Essentially, I want to respect the dealer.

i want to start dealing soon so i dont have to get a real job while im in college. can you guys give me some advice on how to get started dealing. its pretty dry up here and if i get pretty good shit i should be able to make a decent amount of money. that, and this asshole kid i know is dealing and he rips everyone off, so i wanna take as much business from him as possible and be one of those really friendly dealers like A Daisy Chain said.

i know basics like how much different types of weed cost, but can you guys give me tips on how to make the most profit without turning into one of those all business dealers. thanks :D

Give the customers what they want. SERVICE! chat them up when you meet up with you. Give the occasional big baggie out randomly. Make sure you there is no short bags! Ensure the Product is on the same level as price. Smoke a bit with your customers and welcome business anytime of the day/night..dont be pissy if you get a call at 2am just smile give em what they want and go back to sleep.

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I also like the idea that a dealer works tomake their customer happy but also imposes some sort of respect dealings the other way. Sometimes we as consumers get far too spoiled and a good dealer who can work with you and him is a good dealing, IMO.

I place far more preference on the quality of the service but I'll do my part to make that easier. No 2AM calls but when I DO call, give me accurate readings and predictions. Don't jerk my chain. I think I've found a decent dealer but considering I hate cell phones for such things I have to be patient with him. That does make the negotiations easier, though cause he knows my time and his are mad valuable.

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I like my dealer (myself) i dont deal with anyone else, your asking why? how? i grow my own good way to conserve money and spend it on useful things, why buy weed when you can grow.

Because not everyone can grow, that's common sense.

growing is much more complicated than people think, right?

what is a good growing book, that is respectable and find at conventional bookstores? -im not interested in anything online because i can not focus at the computer.

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Originally Posted by Doobie Snax

Because not everyone can grow, that's common sense.

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BURN!!!

good dealer always has weed, decent prices, decent weed, weighs his bud out to the excact gram, and is cool.

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BURN!!!

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Whereas i prefer the word owned

Lol o/j man

prices, quality, consistency.

People around here are so uptight about dealing, like it's some dark and dirty business. It's so funny, my friend acts like he's making a 500 pound coke deal every time he buys a 20 bag. We just laugh at him.

A good dealer should be friendly and reliable. I'm pretty sure not ripping you off is a given, because every smart dealer knows that if you get ripped off by them the customer isn't going to call them ever again. I've been ripped off by three different people (I'm not being paranoid, one guy gave me 1.5 grams when I bought an eigth from him) and I've never called any of them again.

My good friend since 7th grade is my dealer now, he's always hooking me up and he's always got it on him. Every time I see him in school he tells me about his shipment. He's even gone to the point where he's told me not to buy the current shipment he has in because it's no good. If that isn't friendship, I don't know what is.

If you're going to be dealing, just be aware that in most places, weed is illegal. Also be smart with it. I quit doin' that shit last year b/c I was gettin' way too stressed out everytime my roommate and I reupped. It just got too big. I smoked too much to have that much stress. I always followed these rules:
Never rip anyone off...weigh the shit out to exactly 28g or whatever they want
Don't sell to strangers...if you or your buddies don't know 'em or at least don't know of 'em...can't fucks with 'em.
Always have change for whatever
Never be without the bud...self explanitory
Always have the phone on...
Pretty much be professional.
Oh yeah, and you gotta stay Higher than a thumbtack on a flyer...

i used to live in brooklyn and they guy i was going to for weed always insisted on meeting on the street, walkin a few buildings down, and doin the deall there. the guy i have now i go up to his apartment, smoke, drink, or do whatever i choose to do in the apt. trust is definately a good thing to have, reliable, and basically a friendly guy.