hyper hit a bong like 25 times, strip down and head into the shower. That was the trippiest 45 minutes of my life! XD
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hyper hit a bong like 25 times, strip down and head into the shower. That was the trippiest 45 minutes of my life! XD
I never thought showers were a buzzkill! Showers are my favourite thing besides sleep.
No, no I hate showers when I'm stoned! I always get dizzy and have to sit down. Much prefer candlelit bubblebaths.
Once I got SO stoned in the bath, I was smearing bubbles all over my face so that all I could see were pretty sparkes, then I attempted to float the ashtray on the water ( :confused: ) leaving me sitting naked in a bath full of ash and doubts :(
Weed + water = BAD!
the hand wash with pummice was like a handgasm.
Definitely, they make me hella dizzy, but are well good. The noise of the shower, and just standing with it right above your head and let the water just run down ya face with ya eyes shut. . . . .Quote:
Originally Posted by Omni05
. . . . Just realised that sounded "Quite Erotic" lol
BUT, it's still DEFINITELY NOT a BuzzKill!!!!! :dance:
I think when I smoked before a shower, it kills my high almost completely, but then when I get back out, I'm high as ever!
Also, this might sound gay, but I don't care. You want orgasmic? I found this out the other night, if you stand with the water spraying on your back and move forward a bit until the water is mainly hitting your lower back/top of ass, it sends like a shiver down your spine.. if you stay there for more than like 10 seconds it feels like it's itching so bad, but it's inside of you, so you can't feel it.
I hope I'm not the only person here that knows this, if I am, TRY IT OUT TONIGHT!
:D
I know what you are talking about, its a funny tingle, like a kinda pleasant shock - itchy but you dont really have to scratch it. There is also another spot like that, I cant remember where though.......Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
aaah, at the back of your neck, very top of your spine!
Weird people that do weird things in the shower UNITE!!
:dance:
Back Soon . . . . Going in the Shower!!!! ;) I may be a while!!! hahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
Well, I'd like to thank you for not making me look like an idiot :pQuote:
Originally Posted by SensiRide
You explained it perfectly! I was thinking I'd be the only person and get flamed for being "gay" by feeling that from water spraying.. down there.
lol :p
I'ma try the top of the neck thing in a bit, thanks hun :D
"The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later." Oh that's just swell!
Yeah, Woooooooooo!Quote:
Originally Posted by SensiRide
Our website could be:
www.itch-it-bitch.co.uk
Woooooooo, Shower Weirdos in tha house!!
Go for it, get high first and it's divine! lol :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LOVElife
In fact, I have my night planned out now.. few minutes of smokin'.. few hours of showering :p lol... well kind'a!
Should be www.scratch-it-bitch.co.uk as you can't "itch" an itch lol.. many people say "you should itch it" and leave me like "WTF, you can't "itch" something, biatch!" lolQuote:
Originally Posted by LOVElife
Sorry to burst your bubble, friend. :)
Happy 7,600th post, Josh :)
Oh thanks ;)
Haha!! Dont get me started on what goes on in the bath.....dum dum DUM!!Quote:
Originally Posted by LOVElife
Edit - happy 7,600th post Josh!
**passes last few draws of spliff**
Why? Do you squat over the plug hole and let the Suction work its magic!! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by SensiRide
Oh and Josh, BTW, I now realise that "itch" shit! Never thought 'bout that before! :cool:
Thanks very much, me main gal, Sensi :p
**Takes one huge hit** "Sorry, wanna smoke the roach?"
:o
Lol cool thanks man!Quote:
Originally Posted by LOVElife
That suction thing sounds fun.. any tips? ;) :D
Hehe. I'm not that gay, crikey!
i just made a thread about this
Aaw, am I your main gal? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
I always get slagged for smoking the joint right down to the roach (not actually smoking the roach) why waste about 5 or 6 draws!!
Lovelife - I do nothing of the sort! I am a lady :p
One Main Tip. . . TAKE NOTEQuote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
DO NOT under any circumstances try to push your penis down the small hole in middle on Plug! . . .
. . . Take it from someone who knows! ;) :dance: ;)
They don't call me "Helmetless" for nothing you know!! :D
What kinda "lady"? Not like her off Little Britain I hope! I'm a Lady!!!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by SensiRide
Yeah, you can be... everyone here is me main man or me main gal :DQuote:
Originally Posted by SensiRide
Yeah, why the fuck would you waste any ganja at all? It's crazy!
LOVElife HAHA!
Helmetless... sounds painful!
You should see what happens when i have a piss mate! . . . . .Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
. . . . . . How the Fuck did this arise from a Shower Thread!? lol :thumbsup:
We aren't that far from the topic at hand, we're talking about gettin' your pecker stuck in the plughole.. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by LOVElife
Well yeah... try my idea about the water running on your lower back, you'll have to try it every shower afterwards :D
Puh-leese - I may be from Glasgow, but I'm no Vicky Polard!Quote:
Originally Posted by LOVElife
Yeah 3 sheets - why throw away 1/4th of a joint? I always keep mine and smoke them later. In fact, I have a little cheeky 1/4 hiding somewhere in this room (I always hide them then cant find them :( )
And lovelife - what the fuck possessed you to stick it there! I mean, I've heard of apple pies & watermelons etc but plughole? lol, you poor thing.
**takes spliff from 3 sheets and passed to lovelife** :rasta:
Well i've got work in the morning, so 7am prompt I'll be in the shower, pulling the head off it! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
I should really get an early night tonight, Got lots of people to see tommorow!
:mad:
BTW, I didn't really get my dick stuck in a plug hole, although Peter Kay got his stuck in a Video Player!! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by SensiRide
Cheers for the Joint sensi. . . . "whats this? Soapbar!?" lol
I would kill for some of Glasgows finest Soapbar lol ;)
:p
Shoosh! I havent smoked that shit in about 7 years, in fact, I cant even get shitty soapbar, only weed.Quote:
Originally Posted by LOVElife
I actually have the best bud I have had in a long time right now but it is stinking my whole room out & the high I get off it is like my first high, some good shit!
**snatches joint off lovelife for his cheek and continues toking**
:rasta:
*Snatches spliff off of Cerise and takes the biggest hit you've ever seen*Quote:
Originally Posted by SensiRide
*Gets bitch slapped for smokin' it all*
Also Sensi, I think he meant the "I'm a lady" characters, the transvestites, not Vicky Pollard hehe :p
Oh. RightQuote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
Ahem.
**looks about**
:stoned:
Aww, the oldest laugh in the book, one of my personal favourites.. gots to blame someone else :DQuote:
Originally Posted by SensiRide
i used to toke up in the shower :-)
also... sleeping after you've smoked some heavy indica may just be the greatest feeling ever... well waking up afterwards, it's such a clean feeling :-)
I am fucked right now... good shit, truely good shit :DQuote:
Originally Posted by OzzyOz
indeed.
Sleeping after toking is the greatest thing ever.
Im about to get high in a minute too, got a fucking wedding tomorrow though aaargh, I'd better not sleep in!Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
Woo cool, toke on hun, toke on :DQuote:
Originally Posted by SensiRide
Dang, good shit! (tm is buddy's, lol)
:)
rofl that is one of the funniets things ive heard all dayQuote:
Why? Do you squat over the plug hole and let the Suction work its magic!! lol
Ya, you're gay, you gayest of gay fags and gays ;) J/KQuote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
I hate showers stoned, they make me sleepy. So I just go without showers for days on end... :dance: Nah, I shower daily, as in daily, I mean weekly.
Yes taking a shower will have that effect on me too. Only works for cannabis though, not for alchol (where instant soberness can be helpfull at times). Took a shower once in the peak of a mushrooms trip. That was quite scary actually.But that there are a lot of things that can make you sober in a sec
cold showers would always make me come down if i did to much coke or if i was coming down off a hard roll
but they never really did anything if i was just high
I don't know. When I go swimming it kills my high, but I just took a shower and I'm feeling kinda high still.