To Ron Bennett, the members of cannabis.com, and whom it may concern

Well, as of late it has become apparent, with all the "server is busy" messages, that www.cannabis.com is in dire need of some new computer technology. I have taken it upon myself to do a little research, and am now going to share my findings with Ron.

I'm listing pictures of the latest technological innovations, and finally, a picture of a well-satisfied customer. How about a shiny new laptop?

On behalf of the members of cannabis.com, "Dude you're gettin' a Dell!".

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Originally Posted by lateralus

Well, as of late it has become apparent, with all the "server is busy" messages, that www.cannabis.com is in dire need of some new computer technology. I have taken it upon myself to do a little research, and am now going to share my findings with Ron.

I'm listing pictures of the latest technological innovations, and finally, a picture of a well-satisfied customer. How about a shiny new laptop?

On behalf of the members of cannabis.com, "Dude you're gettin' a Dell!".

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LOL!

I found some more ideas which may be of interest to our grand webmaster. Everyone needs to help out Ron in his, and our, time of need.

Wal-Mart is currently having a sale on a thrifty, steal-of-a-bargain computer. Their service representatives are always willing to help, with a kind word and technological know-how.

Nobody has any contributions to the idea box? You should all be ashamed. How would Ron feel to know that his life's work has gone unappreciated? You don't care. YOU DON'T CARE CANN.COM

i feel that we should put rons brain in a robot, and fit this robot with a giant server, and, with wireless technology, have HIM be cannabis.com

but thats just my two cents

Verrry good stuff lateralus :D lmao

i think it would seriously be a good idea to improve this site

not to improve it but just make it so there arent any server busy bullshit

thats what i meant darlin

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Originally Posted by mellow mood

thats what i meant darlin

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ohh ok my baby ;)

:D lol

:dance: :dance: :dance:

Lmfao. Where's CocaCola when ya need him.

sometimes i wish that we could have some kind of pill that would take us all to one location...and have THAT be cannabis.com

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Lol!

Damn you lurkers, join your asses up!

Peace

Buddy

:stoned:

Yesterday I visited the cann.com server.

I was not surprised at the level of technology.

Hows this?

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

It appears as though the plan is to move a certain percentage of users over to baked.com to ease the burden on servers for cann.com, and try to keep some more serious or mature members who are leaving in flocks/herds/ swarms, whatever. I get that server busy message several times daily now...and notice at times there are like 60 members and 350 guests online.
Maybe only give guests limited browsing ability and it might have an impact eh?

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Originally Posted by FunkyMonkey

It appears as though the plan is to move a certain percentage of users over to baked.com to ease the burden on servers for cann.com, and try to keep some more serious or mature members who are leaving in flocks/herds/ swarms, whatever. I get that server busy message several times daily now...and notice at times there are like 60 members and 350 guests online.
Maybe only give guests limited browsing ability and it might have an impact eh?

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i agree with u about baked.com,

good idea about gueest limitation too

who from here will be using the new baked.com site?

Damn guests and their smugness. Too good to get a user account are we. :)

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Originally Posted by robert42

i agree with u about baked.com,

good idea about gueest limitation too

who from here will be using the new baked.com site?

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Ill be popping in now and again to educate myself on the hopelessness of todays youth. Hehe kidding, yea I wont be a member but I will drop in time to see whats up . Im sure Ill find a few morsels of brain food on the floor.
Just remember guys, without the adult supervision you still have to make your beds and clean out moldy leftovers in the fridge before someone gets too baked and eats it.

And wash behind your ears. :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by FunkyMonkey

Ill be popping in now and again to educate myself on the hopelessness of todays youth. Hehe kidding, yea I wont be a member but I will drop in time to see whats up . Im sure Ill find a few morsels of brain food on the floor.
Just remember guys, without the adult supervision you still have to make your beds and clean out moldy leftovers in the fridge before someone gets too baked and eats it.

And wash behind your ears. :thumbsup:

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haha i dont think ill be joining it i dunnotheres a few more sites coming out but im gna stick here, ride out the storm ;)

Thanks to everyone for their kind server recommendations. Ron is sure to have enough information listed to be able to choose one that is suitable for our needs! (Personally I'd go for the one with the built-in toilet, bud. A toilet with a f*****g computer in it should at least be able to wipe your ass for you though.)

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Originally Posted by robert42

who from here will be using the new baked.com site?

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Heh heh. I have a few people in mind who should 'take one' for the team. ;)

I demand a response from Ron! I think we deserve that. If need be, I have some Super-K advertisements that I will gladly scan, or fax, in order to save cannabis.com. Super K might have something.

I doubt I could get used to another cannabis site!!!!

I FUCKIN LOVE IT 'ERE, SO WHY SHOULD WE MOVE HUH?

Definitely a good idea having limitations on lurkers access to this site. Fortunately I don't appear (as yet) to be getting any of these server busy messages, but I can imagine it to be a pain in the arse if you cant get on, due to lurkers creeping about!

Take it Easy, Ride the Storm out!

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Originally Posted by LOVElife

I doubt I could get used to another cannabis site!!!!

I FUCKIN LOVE IT 'ERE, SO WHY SHOULD WE MOVE HUH?

Definitely a good idea having limitations on lurkers access to this site. Fortunately I don't appear (as yet) to be getting any of these server busy messages, but I can imagine it to be a pain in the arse if you cant get on, due to lurkers creeping about!

Take it Easy, Ride the Storm out!

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Yeah, I wouldn't like to move to a different site/forums.
This is like my 2nd home, let me keep it please :)

Well, a month has passed, and apparently Ron hasn't lifted a finger, because I for one am still receiving "server is busy" messages. I've said it before, and I'll say it again - Ron doesn't care about cannabis.com! Or maybe the server connected to the toilet wasn't up to Ron's uber-high standards. Either way, again, on behalf of cannabis.com members, I SEE HOW IT IS.

haha, i remember this thread

good shit

That's funny, I could've sworn another one of my posts a few months back was deleted because of my Tookie picture. Wonder why this one survived? -Shrug-

Looks like Lateralus made Ron sad so he sold the site for some buds. Either way, I hope the new owner sorts out this 'server busy' bollocks. Just make people sign up to view the boards.

what the fuck this thread is hella old

Marijuana is older.

Santa is older.

Yes, but we're not on damn santa.com. :p

santa is a SS soldier in Nazi Germany

He looks more like a marxist

how does tokosan get banned and this guy doesnt?

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Originally Posted by Cooler Then Jesus

how does tokosan get banned and this guy doesnt?

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Tokosan was a joke, a majority of his posts were total crap nonsense...this, is not on the same level as the crap tokosan was doing. It's getting there though...

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Originally Posted by lateralus

Yes, but we're not on damn santa.com. :p

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hey dude, where ya been? welcome back! hehe :D