English Project on weed

Yeah this is kind of ironic but I have to do a report on how 'Cannabis Sativa' lowers kids grades and makes them have poor performance in school academics. But anyone got any suggest, on what to do, I'm so lost and I have to have a thesis which im still lost on and its due tomorrow. Yeah I'm gonna fail because I have to write the complete opposite on what i think about Mary Jane but o well.

ANYONE KNOW HOW TO START A THESIS FOR THIS PIECE OF SHIT?!

Cause: Marijuana
Effect: Declining Grades and Poor Performance in Academics

aqk:lqj@$!@

do a report on how good it is for people instead, say you couldnt find any evidence :)

Now get to detention for not having done it ealier:)

Good luck in class.

Rastagal

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Originally Posted by Genuine17

Yeah this is kind of ironic but I have to do a report on how 'Cannabis Sativa' lowers kids grades and makes them have poor performance in school academics. But anyone got any suggest, on what to do, I'm so lost and I have to have a thesis which im still lost on and its due tomorrow. Yeah I'm gonna fail because I have to write the complete opposite on what i think about Mary Jane but o well.

ANYONE KNOW HOW TO START A THESIS FOR THIS PIECE OF SHIT?!

Cause: Marijuana
Effect: Declining Grades and Poor Performance in Academics

aqk:lqj@$!@

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my question is that why do you kids look for answers here??! god, that paper should be easy as hell. just look up what our government thinks on pot and there you go.

You must have got to choose, I don't think school would make you do a project on things against weed.. If you can't say anything nice about it, change the topic :)

heres your homework :) plagarise this :)
www.maps.org/mmj
do what EMJ said, check the interwonderwebblenet. (tm)

you're welcome.

sort of easily answered with a certain ammount of controversy you shouldnt be smoking it at school

Are you in High School? Because high school doesnt really fucking matter that much. You can always get into a good community college later. Then transfer to a university after a few years and save a SHIT LOAD of money.

That being said. Get high as hell and write some crazy ass paper about how unicorns are great because they smoke weed all the time or whatever. It will be funny. Sort of a big ole FUCK YOU to the teacher.

Ah, a thesis, my old, arch enemy from college, I hate thesis statements! But I know how to do them...

I hope you know what a thesis is, I hope. If the subject is on, "how Cannabis lowers kids grades" Something maybe like: "Cannabis studies show that 60% of marijuana users get bad grades in school" That is your topic of your essay, that could be an example of a thesis. Or: "In recent years, statistics have shown that 60% of cannabis users under the age of 18, do poorer in school and are underachievers"

Something along the lines of that. I am am making up the %'s, just so you know.

The thesis is basically, the one sentence in the whole essay that explains what your essay will be about.

You are own your own from me, as you are the student, and I am done college :D

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Originally Posted by Das Boot

Are you in High School? Because high school doesnt really fucking matter that much. You can always get into a good community college later. Then transfer to a university after a few years and save a SHIT LOAD of money.

That being said. Get high as hell and write some crazy ass paper about how unicorns are great because they smoke weed all the time or whatever. It will be funny. Sort of a big ole FUCK YOU to the teacher.

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What?! Holy fuck are you ever dumb man.

yes! unicorns! yes! sounds like an A paper to me

i threw alcohol in it to because i dont like drinking to much.

yeah its a cause and effect and umm couldnt think of to much of thinking how cannabis is good for you without looking dumb and the teacher grades like a mofo.

There were an estimated 2.6 million new Marijuana users in 2001. In 2002, over 14 million Americans age 12 and older used Marijuana at least once in the month before getting surveyed. Marijuana is the most common illicit substance used by adolescents; it is easier to get than any other illicit substance, even easier to obtain over Alcohol. Alcohol has killed 1,400 students per year. 81 percent of students have drank underage and 75 percent of students have drank 21 and over.

Any good for a thesis ^^ :confused:

First of all you should threaten to rape your teacher so she gives you an A...or you go to prison...

bollocks, how can they make u write something u dont agree with.
obviously in ways yes it can lower grades, but guranteed consoles, pc's, games, tv, alcohol, hard drugs and bullys do a WHOLE lot more damage to kids grades then weed, its life, simple as.

use marijuana to help you think of reasons not to use it.

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Originally Posted by rastagal

do a report on how good it is for people instead, say you couldnt find any evidence :)

Now get to detention for not having done it ealier:)

Good luck in class.

Rastagal

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exactly, show with detail how it is not the pot that harms anyone, but the views against it that harm the users.

Where did my post go? eeekkk madness

alot of the smartest kids in my grade do Weed,LSD, and shrooms.
they're very creative :-)

hahaha i did that earlier today i smoked 3 bowls of this sticky shit went to school but haha it didnt help me at all with writing it so.

someone check my thesis and see if you like it

There were an estimated 2.6 million new Marijuana users in 2001. In 2002, over 14 million Americans age 12 and older used Marijuana at least once in the month before getting surveyed. Marijuana is the most common illicit substance used by adolescents; it is easier to get than any other illicit substance, even easier to obtain over Alcohol. Alcohol has killed 1,400 students per year. 81 percent of students have drank underage and 75 percent of students have drank 21 and over.

i thought it was supposed to be related to doing poor in school.

well after 2 bowls of sticky shit :stoned: i finally finished my project :thumbsup: which i will get a big fat F on :confused: but yay :dance:

be like this. WHile there has yet to be a marijuana related death and even though there is no chance of addiction etc. etc. etc. marijuana lowers kids grades because if they happen to be stupid enough to smoke it before school they are high off their ass during class.

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

What?! Holy fuck are you ever dumb man.

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A dumb man who wrote joke, bullshit papers all throughout his senior year, had a hell of a time, got a bunch of laughs, and now attends the local community college. Not as great as Harvard but I stand by my decision.