Crackheads,marijuana, 2 200lb men beating each other up...

high all,

So I was at work yesterday, and about 95% of the resturant I work at smoke pot, even the owner. I go out with one of fellow co-workers and I spark up a bowl. This one cook, who has been there maybe 3 weeks, starts saying how much he hates pot and he hates the smell of it. Sorry pal, 2 of us smoking, 1 of you. You don't like, stand over there...

Before I go on, this person, who I'll call, "Chad", he loves speed, crack/cocaine, meth...he loves it, talks about it all of the time. You can see it in his eyes too. Wide eyed, huge pupils, tweaky...ya, cracker written all over him.

So anyways, after I said, "TS, I'm smoking it, you don't like it, stand over there" He says, "fine, whatever" he grabs a seat in front of me. Me and buddy are smokin, Chad is in front of me, and another guy beside me, who doesn't smoke pot and doesn't care if we do. We start smoking, and he starts ragging on us "how can you smoke that? Fuckin dirty hippies...makes you tired...makes you dumb...blah blah fuckin blah"...then Chad starts talking about how much he likes to mix half speed, half cocaine in one and smoke it and get so fuckin hyper, etc...I then pipe up, "Ya, smoking crack is much better than than pot" He says, "YES, it is" Back and forth we go, then my final words were, "yes, I want to smoke formaldahyde, gasoline, get higly addicted, tweak out on people, rather than smoke pot. Sounds like fun to me"

He walked away at this point laughing. Throughout the rest of the night he keeps ragging on me, calling me a "pothead loser" and he starts play fighting with me, then punching me in the back, then in the ribs. I challenged him to boxing fight. CRACK VS MARIJUANA, tonight.

So ya, I'm bringing my boxing gloves to work and at break, we're going to go toe to toe. Wish me luck, as I will destroy the crackers mind! Muhhahahaha.

P.S-it will be a fair, just-for-fun fight. Marijuana will win.

Shoot that fag or get HipeStoner to get his knife out.

yea, what carl said.

Haha!

Beat his ass!

you'll have the advantage because crack heads are weak! :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by emg

you'll have the advantage because crack heads are weak! :thumbsup:

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I don't know man, we are the same size and those crackers can tweak. It'll be a gooder though. I'm pumped! Whoo!!!! Fuckin crackheads...

"The most important of life's battles is the one we fight daily in the silent chambers of the soul."

i love weed.

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

I don't know man, we are the same size and those crackers can tweak. It'll be a gooder though. I'm pumped! Whoo!!!! Fuckin crackheads...

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you're right! crackheads do seem to have a good 6th sense (watchin' out for cops), but he'll tire out in the 1st round. :thumbsup:

I wouldnt say I love it. Actually I would.

[align=center]I LOVE WEED[/align]

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Originally Posted by Genuine17

i love weed.

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what's weed?

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

what's weed?

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it's those things that grow in the grass or between side walk cracks, i think??

put weights in your gloves and beat that cracker jack so hard that it will be impossible for the cops to distinguish who he is

make him bleed, and beg for forgiveness, make him fucking beg for his life, then take it away!

Damn crackheads

bring me there, i'll stare him down, and make him wet his pants :D

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Originally Posted by ICBINR

put weights in your gloves and beat that cracker jack so hard that it will be impossible for the cops to distinguish who he is

make him bleed, and beg for forgiveness, make him fucking beg for his life, then take it away!

Damn crackheads

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No no, I don't want to fuck him up THAT bad. It's a friendly little boxing match we're going to have. First blood, or severe blood, then we'll stop. Like a play fight, but with padded fists :)

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Originally Posted by Stoner Shadow Wolf

bring me there, i'll stare him down, and make him wet his pants :D

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If you mean that stare in your avatar, that makes me giggle ;)

damn, fine, so i make him giggle to death -_- pfft.

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Originally Posted by Stoner Shadow Wolf

damn, fine, so i make him giggle to death -_- pfft.

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I will then! :pimp:

Anyways, I'm off now....to kick some ass! after I shit...and eat...and smoke up.

shit man, you got a digital video camcorder? :D share the entertainment! :D lol

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Originally Posted by Stoner Shadow Wolf

shit man, you got a digital video camcorder? :D share the entertainment! :D lol

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that's what i'm saying...i want to see some head knockin'

lol some one up above just said

"i love weed"

this place cracks me u[

lol someone just above me said someone said they loved weed, and that cracks them up.

-_-

Spike his drink with some laxitives or some sleeping pills .............

let us know how it went when its over

Someone at your work has to be down for filming that. PLEASE.