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i have been dating this chick for three months and i just found out she used to be a guy. She saved her money and gotten a sex change. This totally freaked me out. So im moving out of town. I left as soon as she told me because we were in a bar and she was drunk as hell. When i left she screamed, "fine go ahead tell everyone you have a girl who used to be a man." what do you people think i should do.
thats a lie. that has to be i lie. I REALLY HOPE THATS A LIE
beat the shit out of "it" because "it" is not a girl and you can do that
ask HipEstoner to bring a knife for you
also, WOW @ THREAD AND WTF @ YOU
get out. leave quick. aaahhh skeevy. besides, she should have told you up front. no secrets. relationships are based on trust. RUN!
Haha, RLY? Crazy man, why run away though? Leaving town and all, why not just ignore his/her calls for a bit?
what a liarQuote:
Originally Posted by doctahdoobie
and if this is true, which is not the case, you are the dumbest guy ive ever seen
only one thing comes to mind right now....
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so how is it banging a guy in his pussy? how was he/she screamin
haha
so tell me, what does it feel like to fuck a guy up his vag.
yeah its a lie but i liked what tokosan said "beat its ass" haahhahahaahha
i thought the thread were starting to suck i wanted to see how people would reply.
He never fucked her... unless "it" liked anal a bit too much (still has a dick).
mangina
dude no this is like the best thread in like five years other than that one one where i had sex with six girlsQuote:
Originally Posted by doctahdoobie
but srsly bring out yor cock&ballz
are u saying this thread is supposed to NOT suck?Quote:
Originally Posted by doctahdoobie
no im saying I was bored with the others so i made this to entertain myself and see what people said. tokosan had the best reply though and its a good point i guess you could beat its ass since its not a girl.
btw stangle12 your avatar is totally phresh and original
Fuck him/her in the ass, see if they shout, or scream, then you'll know... lolQuote:
Originally Posted by doctahdoobie
You fucked a man, you fucked a man ha ha ha!
bwhaahahhahahaha lets all laugh at him eternally
So, it took her three months to tell you that. At least she told you. That's a hard thing to say.
I suppose you don't love her very much. If she had the surgery then she's a girl. So what if she was a guy? She's not anymore and no one has to know..other then all the cannabis people. :p
Read all the rest of the posts... you too BeachmanQuote:
Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
Edit: Unless you're joking!
here's my thought..
if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, smells like a duck and acts like a duck, it's a fucking duck.
Who cares if it used to be a chicken?
The things we come up with when we are bored.
so the fuck what, if you love it, then yeah...
did you and it ever have anal?
that would be fantastic...anal with a guy who got a sex change...
I'm too lazy to read all of them, I guess he confessed it was a lie? lol!
Yeah he did... he wanted to change the style of posts tonight. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
I don't know why my post on the last page says that, it somehow changed. It was this, I quoted myself on the, before, I hit the back button and didn't post, but I still had the quote...
:what: :what: :what: :what: :what: :what: :what: :what: :what: :what:
well now im disappointed :( i was gonna ask you to introduce us! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by doctahdoobie
wow, i think something is about to be cut
not really but did u fuck her?or it? or he, whatever it is,,,haha, you fucked a man,Quote:
Originally Posted by hipEstoner
damn, you fucked a manQuote:
Originally Posted by hipEstoner
Did you even read the last page?
You must think youre pretty hardcore listing all the drugs youve done in your sig
*laughs
THAT was the the most hilarious thread ever.Quote:
ask HipEstoner to bring a knife for you
God bless you
YEah, beat the crap out of that thing yo
I really hope that you are lying though
its a man baby - austin powers
lol until u said it was a joke i was puking and laughing
now im just laughing
and cleaning puke...
later
OH dear but LOL!
Seriously though it must have been a bloody good op - otherwise if you did know her "sexually" you could tell, also the adam's apple and the voice never really look/sound like a woman regardless of hormones.
I think she sais it to piss you off - leaving town how extream!!!
Sorry to hear that,
Just move on man
Actually most of you would be fooled. This guy did a project in communication class about plastic surgery. He showed a picture of this hot ass chick, and all the dudes including myself were like HOT DAMN. He presented his project, and right at the end of his presentation, he said, well you know this girl? She's a man. We were in disbelief, but we gave the presenter a standing ovation. Very well presented. Just goes to show you can easily be fooled.Quote:
Originally Posted by mellow mood
man i have been fooled alot's of times
Up the poopshute.