The Stinky cheese = jail? LOL

Woman mistakes cheese for cocaine, hires hitman
December 6, 2005 - wmcstations.com

MEMPHIS, Tenn. (AP) - Police in Memphis say a woman mistook a block of white cheese for a cocaine stash and tried to hire a hitman to kill four men and steal it.

Police say Jessica Sandy Booth was mistaken about the hitman, too. He was an undercover policeman.

Jessica Sandy Booth, 18, was arrested over the weekend and remains in jail with bond set at $1 million on four charges of attempted murder and four counts of soliciting a murder.

According to police, Booth was in the Memphis home of the four intended victims last week when she mistook a block of queso fresco cheese for cocaine â?? inspiring the idea to hire someone to break into the home, take the drugs, and kill the men.

An informant described the plot to police, who arranged a meeting between Booth and the undercover officer.

The undercover officer gave Booth some nonfunctioning handguns, bought ammunition for her because she was too young, and the two proceeded to the home under police surveillance.

Authorities say Booth was in the men's house recently and thought a block of queso fresco cheese was cocaine. The cheese is used in cooking. Police say Booth -- an aspiring model -- told the hitman she needed 79-hundred dollars to pay a modeling agency.The undercover officer was recording Booth's conversation and police say they have her saying any children old enough to testify would have to be killed as well.

People in the home gave police permission to search it. They found only the cheese.

lmfao. What a dumbass girl. Cheese and cocaine look nothing alike. I've never seen a block of queso fresco cheese though lol maybe it does.

mate if thats real i dont even know what to say
some model randomoly saw a block of cheese thinking it was cocaine, so she tryed to hire a hitman to kill 4 people living there? is that not a bit extreme/random?

LOL you are telling me

Fresco cheese is usually keeped in a bag to stay fresh and moist, it seems that she thought it was a giant bagged rock.

In a bag this would look like some bomb ass shine.If it was cut like a brick

That is fuckin hilarious! Stupid criminals man, they entertain me. :rasta:

lol That does look like some fire white. I'd never hire a hitman to kill someone for it though.

yes you would, I know you

wow!

I hope she gets a long sentence, and given a few sly kicks in prison for being such a fucktard, haha :D

Yeah, i have to admit shes a retard.

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